Miss_Mayhem Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 Well DUH! I have him locked in my closet. He's been there for about a month...oh crappers, I never fed him... *checks closet* Yup, he's dead, and vamped somehow.
pyrohappygirl Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 Yay for dead people and vampires in closets! -holds up flag saying yay-
Miss_Mayhem Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 Well, i have some dead dude in my-AAAHHH! He's awoken, gotstsa do some vampire slaying...*slays vamp ala Buffy* Vampires are just so pesky, I should really call and exterminator.
Halo_92 Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 Wait here you go, *gives 12 Guage Shotgun* That should work just fine  remember to aim for the heart.
Miss_Mayhem Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 Thanx, there are just so many, ya know? I have to go outside each night and chase them away since they trample the begonias. Oh god, another one *slaysX10* Â ~you gain +5 XP~
Halo_92 Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 Wait,! they're invading my house too! ahhhhhhhhhh  *Grabs a 12 guage shotgun8  Suck on this, you neck biting B***H's!
Miss_Mayhem Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 Nyah, where is Buffy the Vampire slayer when you need her?
milo Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 Whoa. So I'm sitting on the can takin' a dump, right? When all of a sudden, the lights start flickering a little. So I sit there, and it's getting worse and worse, and I'm like WTF? And then one of the lightbulbs was like PPFFFFZZZT and it burned out. Â ... Â yeah.
Samnmax221 Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 You see there was this baby struggling to breath, so I unclogged it's throat, then I shot it. In the face. With a hollow-point. On my new carpet.
Samnmax221 Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 He may be a lazy SOB now, but Keaton will always be Batman to me.
Poopdogjr Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 I'm pretty sure Steven Segal should be the next Batman. Actually, Steven should just make a 3 hour long epic movie that consists entirely of a close up on his face. It would win all all the oscars and emmies and crap and make people die from coolness or something. I'd see it.
Poopdogjr Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 Until REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!!???????????????
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