Samnmax221 Posted December 3, 2006 Posted December 3, 2006 itchythesamurai said: Avery, I'm for serious not into girls more than two years younger than me, so it's 16 up for the Bry-guy. In several years I might slacken that into about four or five years acceptable age discrepancy, but I wouldn't be dipping into the teenager pool by that time anyway. I'm seriously staying away from girls for a few years, its just not safe anymore.
DarthAve Posted December 3, 2006 Posted December 3, 2006 itchythesamurai said: Darth Ave, how did you know about my heightened fear of eyeball damage? That's seriously way up there. Cutting, stabbing, you name it, freaks me out. It just seemed like a voilent thing to do to someone. That or I'll feed you to some mutant cannibal pigs. (Thanks Thomas Harris for writing Hannibal and giving me that idea.)
itchythesamurai Posted December 3, 2006 Posted December 3, 2006 Samnmax221 said: I'm seriously staying away from girls for a few years, its just not safe anymore. Just keep in mind, the longer you wait, the more opportunity you give them to add even more STDs to their collection.
itchythesamurai Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 Does the phrase 'sexual predator' mean anything to you?
Samnmax221 Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 itchythesamurai said: Just keep in mind, the longer you wait, the more opportunity you give them to add even more STDs to their collection. The one who threatened to kill me just started leaving me alone recently, hopefully she stays away.
itchythesamurai Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 My bet is that she had an epiphany relevant to your killing power.
Vikinor Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 No girls means no seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex. You're going to let fear keep you away from that?
Samnmax221 Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 Vikinor said: No girls means no seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex. You're going to let fear keep you away from that? Not fear, intolerance of incompetance.
DarthAve Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 Ray Jones said: No girls means no sex with girls! No girl=no wife No wife=no sex for men abstince bro.
Samnmax221 Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 Darth_Ave said: abstince bro. Penn Jillette said: Abstinance is BULL****! Pay the man.
DarthAve Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 I'm actually pro abstinence. You can't get none of this till there's a ring. Even though, who'd really want this? I'll tell you, NOBODY! ~frowny face~
itchythesamurai Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 Darth_Ave said: I'm actually pro abstinence. You can't get none of this till there's a ring. Even though, who'd really want this? I'll tell you, NOBODY! ~frowny face~ That's a terrible trap you've set for kind-hearted creepy old men, Ave. I'm convinced you're working for the government now.
Ray Jones Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 Darth_Ave said: No girl=no wife No wife=no sex with girl for men Fixed. XD Darth_Ave said: Even though, who'd really want this? I'll tell you, NOBODY! ~frowny face~Yeah, pro abstinence is all good. But wait, for years and years, just to find out you just married someone who likes doing it from behind while you like it from above? Who'd really want that? I'll tell you, me not. Maybe simply not ****ing around like a "whore" is also a good thing if you're concerned about your "image". Well if it's for your health, practise safe sex. I mean, you're not going to trust your future spouse anyway, are ya? What, love? Hm.. I recently digged this out, maybe it will give you enlightenment: Zoom Rabbit said: Bah. Love is a stainless steel eagle inscribed with hellish utterances, jet black, bristling with missiles and chain guns under a forty-foot wingspan that comes screeching down upon you on a moonless, stormy night. Its only purpose can be to destroy. Hm.. Why do I tell you that? Ahh, I know. I have no idea. But just upped my postcount, eh.
Joshi Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 Perhaps Darth_Ave is just waiting for the right person and feels better about herself for not doing it so soon. Mind you, when she finally does get round to doing it she'll probably kick herself for waiting so long.
Ray Jones Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 Yeah, exactly. Just like if you ever manage to get laid, you'll probably kick all the girls who were not doing it with you. I mean, if you're still able, when 80 years old. Right?
Joshi Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 I get the feeling you're trying to tell me something, but I can't put my finger on it...
Ray Jones Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 I'm not sure as well.. It just sounded as if you'd have plan for a possible post defloration scenario..
Joshi Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 ...how did you find our about my aspirations to be a botanist?!
Ray Jones Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 That was easy. I'm Ray.I met her when she picked up her mother, who was nakety-cleaning my space ship. I asked "Aren't you the girl with a white-green dino-brother?" She replied "Yes. He's a famous kart-driver, too!"
DrMcCoy Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 Darth_Ave said: I'm actually pro abstinence. You can't get none of this till there's a ring. That's because you're still too young to understand.
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