Det. Bart Lasiter Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 My Grandma's Church left some leaflet about a Halloween alternative in our mailbox, I'm thinking of call the Post Office and reporting them. They're so goddamn zealous, you'd almost think they were Pentecostal. DO IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Thats what she gets for trying to make me talk to their youth pastor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyDice Chick Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 Hay! There is nothing wrong with church!! But yes, there is something wrong with Pentecostal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 *Speaks in tongues! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyDice Chick Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 And like, what's that ment to mean you smartmouth!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I found out that Carnival lasts only 2 days. Still! Halloween sounds better as a 3 day holiday. Me and my friends are gonna TOT ala ghettofab with pillowcases then come back to my place (I am the closest to all of them) for violent videogames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 I completely missed this topic. Poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Drew Carey was on Penn Jillette's radio show over the summer talking about his bad expierience with the pentecostal church. Even back when I was a Christian (Because my parents said so) I was a Lutheran which is about as secular ass Christianity gets. No wonder I am where I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Sure, Sam, go ahead and blame society. I'm sure there were absolutely no other contributing factors... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Society's great in the sense that you can blame it for anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I hate Bush, he made my best friend go out with a whore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Sure, Sam, go ahead and blame society. I'm sure there were absolutely no other contributing factors... Only christian society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Since FuzzyDiceChick left, does that mean that the topic will never change because in the first post she makes no allusions to contingency plans in the event of her departure? Sounds like poor planning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 KILL THE BEAST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Kill the beast. Cut his throat. Spill his blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 In the 50's version the "rock" that lands on Piggies head "bounces". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Wasn't the beast the pilot too? That totally defeats the purpose of the novel, because it's supposed to be man. Man, the fifties was major weaksauce, not showing explicit deaths of children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 The 90's version was win! Why not with lines like "Shove his dick in the conch!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 I wonder if that sounds like someone is deflowering the ocean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Deflowering is such a wierd, almost medievil, term. I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 I'm going to break it to you in the most simple terms. "They" don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Deflowering is such a wierd, almost medievil, term. I like it. Â Guess that makes you a real man then, eh chauvinist pig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Jimmy, do you know what a hymen is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 uh,.. yes..? Don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 In the recent fad of reviving old threads, I'm bringing back Clean Cup, in FuzzyDice's memory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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