Det. Bart Lasiter Posted October 15, 2006 Posted October 15, 2006 My Grandma's Church left some leaflet about a Halloween alternative in our mailbox, I'm thinking of call the Post Office and reporting them. They're so goddamn zealous, you'd almost think they were Pentecostal. DO IT.
Samnmax221 Posted October 15, 2006 Posted October 15, 2006 Thats what she gets for trying to make me talk to their youth pastor.
FuzzyDice Chick Posted October 15, 2006 Author Posted October 15, 2006 Hay! There is nothing wrong with church!! But yes, there is something wrong with Pentecostal.
FuzzyDice Chick Posted October 15, 2006 Author Posted October 15, 2006 And like, what's that ment to mean you smartmouth!?
Miss_Mayhem Posted October 18, 2006 Posted October 18, 2006 I found out that Carnival lasts only 2 days. Still! Halloween sounds better as a 3 day holiday. Me and my friends are gonna TOT ala ghettofab with pillowcases then come back to my place (I am the closest to all of them) for violent videogames.
Samnmax221 Posted October 19, 2006 Posted October 19, 2006 Drew Carey was on Penn Jillette's radio show over the summer talking about his bad expierience with the pentecostal church. Even back when I was a Christian (Because my parents said so) I was a Lutheran which is about as secular ass Christianity gets. No wonder I am where I am.
Miss_Mayhem Posted October 19, 2006 Posted October 19, 2006 Sure, Sam, go ahead and blame society. I'm sure there were absolutely no other contributing factors...
St. Jimmy Posted October 19, 2006 Posted October 19, 2006 Society's great in the sense that you can blame it for anything.
Davinq Posted October 20, 2006 Posted October 20, 2006 I hate Bush, he made my best friend go out with a whore!
Samnmax221 Posted October 20, 2006 Posted October 20, 2006 Sure, Sam, go ahead and blame society. I'm sure there were absolutely no other contributing factors... Only christian society.
90SK Posted October 21, 2006 Posted October 21, 2006 Since FuzzyDiceChick left, does that mean that the topic will never change because in the first post she makes no allusions to contingency plans in the event of her departure? Sounds like poor planning.
itchythesamurai Posted October 21, 2006 Posted October 21, 2006 Kill the beast. Cut his throat. Spill his blood.
Samnmax221 Posted October 21, 2006 Posted October 21, 2006 In the 50's version the "rock" that lands on Piggies head "bounces".
itchythesamurai Posted October 21, 2006 Posted October 21, 2006 Wasn't the beast the pilot too? That totally defeats the purpose of the novel, because it's supposed to be man. Man, the fifties was major weaksauce, not showing explicit deaths of children.
Samnmax221 Posted October 21, 2006 Posted October 21, 2006 The 90's version was win! Why not with lines like "Shove his dick in the conch!".
itchythesamurai Posted October 21, 2006 Posted October 21, 2006 I wonder if that sounds like someone is deflowering the ocean...
St. Jimmy Posted October 22, 2006 Posted October 22, 2006 Deflowering is such a wierd, almost medievil, term. I like it.
Samnmax221 Posted October 22, 2006 Posted October 22, 2006 I'm going to break it to you in the most simple terms. "They" don't.
itchythesamurai Posted October 22, 2006 Posted October 22, 2006 Deflowering is such a wierd, almost medievil, term. I like it. Guess that makes you a real man then, eh chauvinist pig?
Davinq Posted November 20, 2006 Posted November 20, 2006 In the recent fad of reviving old threads, I'm bringing back Clean Cup, in FuzzyDice's memory!
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