Tysyacha Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 [Okay, everybody, this is my "chetvyortiy badfic" (fourth one), and it takes place right after the end of Episode IV when Darth Vader makes almost everyone around him pay the price for Luke Skywalker blowing up the Death Star. As with my three previous badfics, all mistakes and immaturity in this story are ON PURPOSE. Enjoy (not)!] STAR WRAS: HEADS WILL ROLL! Darth Vader was mad, I mean really really really pizzed off. I mean, he was so mad that Homre Simpson on a bad day had nthoing on this guy. His osn Luke Skywalker had just blown up the Death Stra, which was really cool. Cept for itd sumb circle shape. That was dumb, not like cool. Anyhoo... "GURDARNIT LUKE" Vader yelled "WHY'D YA HAVE TO DO THAT?!?" (By the way, he was back at his HQ, the Dark Sdie Headqarters.) "Um, because he's a good guy?" asked a dumb guy in gray. "He's a Jedi and he wants to defeet you?" This dude had forgoten to call him Master. Vader, I mean. Dubm mistake. Vader clenched his fsit and Force Choked the guy. Duh! "WHOSE NEXT" growled Vader. Peopel started backing up. WAY up. "THAT DEATH STAR WAS MY MASTER PEICE!" Vader said. "HOW COULD YOU SMASH IT ALL UP AND KILL ALL MY PEEPS? HUH LUKE?" "Uh" said another dumb guy. "He blew it all up, not smashed it." "GUGGAGGHHHH" said the dude when Darth Vader choked him. Score! Again, call Vader MASTER if you dont want to die. Its dat simmpel. "WHAT YALL STANDING AROUND FOR?" yeld Vader again. "START BUILDING ANTOHER DEATH STAR, OR NO MORE MR NICE DARK LORD!" "Yoiu never were a nice Dark Lord" said Dumb Guy in Gray #3. I give you one guess what Darth Vader did. He liked killing. *CHOKE* (No no I'm not dead, but that dumb guy in gray sure is. Grand Moff Trakin dead. Qui-Gone dead. Darth Mall dead. Getsa my point?) "Excues me Master" said a girl "but I'm not good at building Death Starz" Darth Vader smiled underneeth his helmet. "Go wash my underwear then" Poor girl because she hda the worse fate out of all the peeps in this story! TEH END!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Another good one, but the spelling mistakes still annoy me in your Badfics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Skywalker Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 LOL! Pure genius Tysy! Well, the errors do annoy me a little, but they amuse more than annoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Lady Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 That was one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. But I agree with Pottsie on the errors, although some of them were funny too. Maybe you could cut down on them just a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Eugh, Tysy! That was definitely a bad fic. The poor usage of spelling and grammar will be stuck in my head for weeks. Very good job at being very bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSI Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Amused...Funny, very funny. I suspect you mispelled words just because it's a "badfic". You did a good job on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Oh, the thought of someone washing Vader's undies--yukk. I suppose it beats getting Force choked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Catto Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Lol, coool .. Very funny, and i think the whole point of the spelling errors, is because it is a 'badfic' isnt it? ... Anyways, another funny one ... and i would sooooo much prefer to be Force Choked then having to wash Vaders undies ... like, eeewwww *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 awww, poor kid. i pity her lol, tysy, another work of genius. very funny and helped to ease my mood loads. thanks for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 ROFL!! I love the concept of this "Badfic"! The spelling errors are half the humour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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