RedHawke Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Star Wars KoTOR 3: Conspiracy of the Space Amazon Babes This one looks like a sure-fire winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 ^ We'd better add in another K3 title in that case-- KotOR III: The Unknown Region of Cabana Boys, Manly Slaves, and Orlando Bloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sith'ari Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 ediphile is correct, the fat one is GO-TO. Although I'll scrap that title, since it doesn't make any sense. Revenge? Revenge of what? Revenge of being scrapped by HK in the cut content. Perhaps he has duplicated models like HK-50, who knows? And 'The Fellowship of the Bith' is crap too. I'll scrap that one as well. Actually, I don't get it: Why all the Bith reference? Am I missing anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbl Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 KOTOR III: The True/Unknown Threat/Enemy/Sith/Darkness KOTOR III: The Dark Armada KOTOR III: The Reign of Darkness/Shadows (if the True Sith have conquered the Galaxy) KOTOR III: The Shadow Wars KOTOR III: Global Warming - An Inconvenient Truth KOTOR III: The Rise of the Hybrids KOTOR III: The War on Terror KOTOR III: The War on Christmas KOTOR III: Hell freezes over and O'Reilly shut ups KOTOR III: The Revenge of the Democrats KOTOR III: Same Sex-Marriage (please don't get all PC and be offended, I was being sarcastic) KOTOR III: The Never Ending War a.k.a. The Hole the Republic Chancellor Keeps Digging Himself Into. KOTOR III: The UN's Strong Arm *ahem* KOTOR III: Kim Jong Ill's Taepodongs and his mate, Ahmadinejad KOTOR III: The 32nd Flavour KOTOR III: Ashlee Simpson SINGS!!! KOTOR III: Ashlee Simpson SINGS 2 - Another album KOTOR III: Why doesn't she stop singing? Why is she so angry at the world? KOTOR III: Please stop if you have any shred left of humanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Kotor 3: A prequel to Kotor Kotor 3: Babes, booze and late-night parties Kotor 3: Nihilus parties down Kotor 3: Revenge of the iriaz Kotor 3: Revan stuck in a dead-end job Kotor 3: Jet Li joins Star Wars Kotor 3: 3 rotoK Kotor 3: Oh Yes! Kotor 3: GIMME GIMME GIMME! Kotor 3: SHIN AKUMA! Kotor 4: Kotor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 OK since this has gotten off to a funny flurry: KOTOR III: Don't make me break a foot off in yo' @$$! "Uh yeah, is it going to include the parenthesis proximity too?" Uhh, no. That's so I needn't type KOTOR III again and again. I figure your mind's eye doesn't have so many splinters in it that it can't actually put KOTOR III in place of the parenthesis proximity. Did anybody get what I was referencing with "splinters"? You are a champ if you can answer correctly. KOTORIII: Kill the holy people (I don't care which religion--they ALL must die) KOTORIII: My bunghole itches! what should I do? This sucks! KOTORIII: Cheech and Chong's battle of the bongs KOTORIII: Holy CRAP! RUN! It's Dark Helmut! KOTORIII: Revenge of the meatbags ...or somesuch KOTORIII: Ain't no hope KOTORIII: I dare you to stick your tongue on a metal pole in the cold KOTORIII: pims B**** smack the galaxy KOTORIII: Butt wars; a smelly hope KOTORIII: The ButtPire Strikes Back KOTORIII: Return of the Butt-i KOTORIII: DEE-DEE-DEEEEEEEEEEEE KOTORIII: The Phantom Buttface Kotoriii: Attack of the Butt-Clones KOTORIII: Revenge of the MAJOR S***TS KOTORIII: Revenge of the Buttmunches Huhhuh Huh. That would be cool. huh huh. huh. Darth ButtHead. Heh heh. Yeah. heheheh. Would you like the nuggets in regular or extra cool ranch? Heheh hmm heh. Beavis SkyWanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sith'ari Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Knights of the Old Republic III: Mission Impossible Knights of the Old Republic III: Damsel in Distress (for female Revan) Knights of the Old Republic III: The Iron Mask Knights of the Old Republic III: War of the Consoles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Knights of the Old Republic III: Mission Impossible Knights of the Old Republic III: Damsel in Distress (for female Revan) Knights of the Old Republic III: The Iron Mask Knights of the Old Republic III: War of the Consoles What kind of distress? Cockroaches? Mice? Iron mask? Don't tell me, let me guess... that one mideval era movie with that blond guy--err Leo fella.... or whatever. War of the Consoles? No kidding. PS3 seems to be the grand daddy of them all as far as abilities and features. But they made the same mistake Sega made 10 years ago--people want something that isn't going to cost them a down payment on a car--or basically that of another laptop. Xbox360 is doing okay for now but soon it will be endangered... I can See nintendo Wii pulling ahead-- like nintendo did 10 years ago. 360's only hope to stay ahead is to try to pull all of the game companies into their roster. Obviously the game companies will turn up their collective noses at monopolizing contracts which microsoft (and bill gates) is famous for and sony already did once back around '96-'98. prequel KOTOR: True Sith Advent KOTORIII: Republic Shattered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaelastraz Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 And the winner is... Star Wars KoTOR 3: Conspiracy of the Space Amazon Babes I'd buy that without hesitation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sith'ari Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 What's Space Amazon Babes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Well, I'm guessing you know who the Amazons are, now just put them on another planet and add Babes (babes=hot, attractive women) at the end to emphasize their hotness, that's how you get Space Amazon Babes. And now: SW KoTOR 3: Guess what! The Hutts are the True Sith!! SW KoTOR 3: Twi'Lek mud volleyball (for women, of course ) SW KoTOR 3: Silent Assassin Droid SW KoTOR 3: The Gizka are coming!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sith'ari Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Oh, I needed to look up the encyclopedia to see who the Amazons are. Now I know, but who/what are you referring to by space amazon babes? Er...the true sith? *Imagining* Ah...that'd be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 KotOR 3: Hot Twilek jb Pirate Girls in White Wet T-Shirt Hopping on Trampolines? I mean, that sounds more like Dead or Alive than anything else, maybe DoA Should do a Star Wars edition... KotOR 3: Deadline Closing. Now you get the excuse to be an incomplete game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 You're gettin' it! Not necessarily the True Sith, but yes, the villains of the story (really hot villains ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 SW: KotOR III: Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 SW KoTOR 3: Guess what! The Hutts are the True Sith!! This is the best one Here are some more: Kotor 3: Got my boot stuck up his @$$ Kotor 3: She wrote upon it return to sender Kotor 3: If only you knew... Kotor 3: It finally came Kotor 3: In stores now! Kotor 3: Kyle Katarn is lost! Kotor 3: Bastila gets sick of waiting for Revan to return Kotor 3: Christmas time for Star Wars Kotor 3: HK pwnz all Kotor 3: Blood Money (Whoops, wrong game) Kotor 3: The Drunk Side Kotor 3: The Grey side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbl Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 KOTOR III: The Return of the King KOTOR III: Return of the Jedi KOTOR III: Addams Family Reunion KOTOR III: Revolutions KOTOR III: Trinity KOTOR III: In Los Angeles KOTOR III: KOTOR with a Vengeance KOTOR III: Tokyo Drift Do you see a patten yet KOTOR III: The Last Stand KOTOR III: Rise of the Machines KOTOR 33 1/3: The Final Insult KOTOR III: Rambo III KOTOR III: Scream 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dont forget - Kotor 3: Scary movie 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJaySolo Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 These are all pretty funny. But the real title will most likly be.... KOTOR 3: Lucas Wants More $$$$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Dont forget - Kotor 3: Scary movie 3 Don't forget - SW KoTOR 3: Scary Movie 4, the fourth and final part of the trilogy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - Obsidian were drunk making this Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - Another Sequel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith_Reven Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Kotor 3: the last kotor kotor 3: last of the jedi kotor 3: make kotor 3 kotor 3: The sith empire kotor 3: Home fires kotor 3: The unconquerable man kotor 3: Revan kicks major butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 What's Space Amazon Babes? You haven't read that one? Luke Skywalker gets standed on a planet FULL of those... They are all Females, large tall sexy ones with raging hormones... who have never seen a human male--let alone one with the force. :):):) Can you say "LUCKY GUY"? --Shut up Kenobi, there is such a thing as luck where it involves fate you cannot forsee or control---or JUGGIES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Architect Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 KotOR III: Kreia's hot twin! KotOR III: Traya Strikes Back KotOR III: The Jawa Menace KotOR III: Attack of the Bantha KotOR III: Back to the Future KotOR III: Superman Returns! Laughing at your own jokes is the second sign of madness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARTH_DANZIG Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 Star Wars kotor III: COuldnot withstand anymore Demoralization! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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