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Okay, I WILL not use drugs this year or next.

DRUG FREE FOR 2007!! That incudes inhaling and/or snorting smartie dust. You can only be high on life, or from spinning around a lot.

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Spinning makes you dizzy not high. Being high on life typically means I'm somewhere up high. Since I'm afraid of heights, I also get dizzy in this case.

 

Dizzy does not equal high.

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I must also learn the moonwalk, and sucessfully destroy all others who can do it. Even Michael Jackson.

I can do the moonwalk and the sunwalk.

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2: To learn how to fence

I once took a fencing class.

 

Still, haven't lost. Not even once.

 

Lunges are dangerous, cause if you miss, you are open to attack.

 

Start with a foil, if you can. Then epee, and if you're good enough, go for the sabre.

 

Remember, never fence without a mask. No maskey no pokey. If a club allows that kind of horseplay, avoid it.

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I'm learning guitar! I'm taking a class next semester and everything. Woot.

 

And I'm going to win at math. Even though I suck at math. I'm gonna apply myself. >< I mean it this time.

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