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Nonono, Darth u got it wrong. It's not that, it's the imature kids who are like ' LOL he said sex' or the girls going 'OMG he said *insert somthing to do with sex here*'.

 

I just find it annoying

Well, ignore them. You'll be paying attention, and learning all the tricks of the trade.

 

Although it would be hilarious for my science teacher to be teaching Sex ed. I would lol so much, because he's kinda stiff.

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WTF is that? Actually, I don't wanna know. So as I understand it, most of you are middle/high school kids, right. Do any of you know how to get around the blocks on the school internet? There was this one site but when I tried it (Mayhem, I'm in Fishwoman's class right now and I tried it.), it was blocked. I would like to get onto MySpace and all of that good stuff durring school hours but the browser blocks that. Anyone got any ideas? (Someone should start a thread about computer tips and tricks.)

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Got a question, what's creationism?

It's the religous belief that a god created the world and its inhabitants with his or her own hands roughly, 10 to 20 thousand years ago.

 

It apposes evolution, the thoery/fact that the earth is billions of years old and organisms developed over time turning more complex from simple one-celled beings to the mass amounts of creatures on this planet.

 

I believe in evolution. I prefer science to religion.

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Please... someone help me remember the quadratic formula!

Sing it to the tune of jingle bells.

 

X EQUALS

NEGATIVE B

PLUS OR MINUS SQUARE ROOT

B SQUARED MINUS 4 A C

ALL OVER 2 A!

 

I still remember my geometry teacher teaching us that.

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WTF is that? Actually, I don't wanna know. So as I understand it, most of you are middle/high school kids, right. Do any of you know how to get around the blocks on the school internet? There was this one site but when I tried it (Mayhem, I'm in Fishwoman's class right now and I tried it.), it was blocked. I would like to get onto MySpace and all of that good stuff durring school hours but the browser blocks that. Anyone got any ideas? (Someone should start a thread about computer tips and tricks.)

Yesterday, in computer applications, we had a free day so people could make up stuff. A bunch of kids were on youtube and google. My friend Holly googled brutus buckeye, and one of the results was this, AND I QUOTE! "I KNOW THIS IS GAY, BUT I WANT TO F*** BRUTUS BUCKEYE."

 

I almost went here, but than I remembered Jmac and SamnMax probably could get this site blocked by themselves in a day.

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penis fencing is..

 

flatworms are hermaphroditic, but when they reproduce neither one wants to be the female because that means the "male" sticks the feeding tube into the female in order to...you know...fertilize...and then the female has a hole wherever he pokes it in, and it's not in any particular spot.

 

so apparently they "wrestle" around and compete to be the male.

 

and that's penis fencing.

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So is anyone gonna be serious with this thread or is it just going to turn into another bogus thread where any thing goes? I think this can save alot of people's asses when they really need it... Any REAL questions?

I'll probably genuinely answer questions sometimes but I'll also mix it in with lies so you won't really know if I'm lying or not.

 

That being said, retarded-ass questions like "what's blah blah blah formula" should be deleted. See the link I posted above for the reasons why.

 

On Creationism: Read the goddamn Bible or Torah or Koran you ****ing heathen. Creationism = Genesis, no matter what anyone says.

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