Astrotoy7 Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 When you want to impress Mr Tttttt Where can I find a magical horse with an huge pen? mtfbwya
Prime Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 You find things with your eyes, not a huge pen. What has better flight characteristics? An F-15 or Mary Poppins?
CommanderQ Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 Ummmm...I think I'm going for the Yoda option with this one....Mary Poppins is just freaky.... Would I rather use a Grand Slam Bomb or Nuclear Bunker buster while attempting to destroy large concrete bunkers that house evil clowns who fly like birds?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 Easy. Mary Poppins. That Spoonful of sugar doesnt have speed in it for nuthin' In preparation for the great deluge, what is the best way to transport an owl with a wingspan of 300 by 50 cubits, made of gopherwood? EDIT: Doh! Belated NINJA'd realisation mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 Ummm...Noah might know...but I will say the obvious, get on the internet and order an oversized load from UPS and they will fly the owl over the deluge.....that...or drop it, but let's just hope for the best. How would you launch a missile using only popsicle sticks and paper cups?
Astor Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 Macgyver. How can I get away with it despite those peky kids?
Prime Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 Launch the kids along with the missile. Does MacGyver become less effective with the more resources he has available to him?
CommanderQ Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 Yes, with more stuff, creativity slowly flows out of the ear and into the air....after he lauches the paper cup, posicle stick, missile that has children on top... What can Macgyver do with a plastic fork and a large spoon?
Bokken Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 Something inappropriate for a family friendly forum. Why does everybody bash Command and Conquer: Reborn, but nobody has actually played it?
CommanderQ Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 I'm not exactly sure if everyone is sure that it exists, therefore the bashing due to its nonexistance.... Why is Reborn such an interesting word?
Vikinor Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 Because no one can be reborn, making it untouchable and mythical. Why have I never been here before?
CommanderQ Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Because you have been deprived of the heavenly right of stupid questions.... Why has Vikinor never come here until now?
Bokken Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 He has; don't you see his 1200 odd posts? What would you get if you crossed a bulldog with a shih tsu?
CommanderQ Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 You'd get...a midget tank dog....if that were possible. If you cross a hot dog with a corn puff...would it change?
Alkonium Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 Probably, though I'm not sure what you mean. How do you say "Is your daughter eighteen?", "Is your son eighteen?" and "Is your son gay or bisexual?" in Italian?
Prime Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 Hand and pelvic gestures. How would the world be different if Jazzy Jeff and not Will Smith became the box office movie superstar?
Bokken Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 You mean he's not already? My life is a lie! Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
CommanderQ Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 Because, the radiation from such a dangerous make-up would kill them if they didn't have their mouths open. Why do people use stairs, why can't the world be made up of escalators???
Bokken Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 Ever been stuck in an elevator? How about a stairwell? Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
CommanderQ Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 Well, they do break all of your money...literally. Why is annoyingness so frequent in the world?
Astrotoy7 Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 Because many porn sites end up being redirected to pages containing instructions on annoying the loch ness monster If I had a blue belt in Kung Fu, and a red belt in Kong Sai, does that mean I have a purple belt in Kung Kong? mtfbwya
Bokken Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 No, you just don't have a belt in taekwando. If I try to use Particle Editor to add an emitter to an effect, can I add the emitter only or do I have to create an entirely new effect to use as the emitter?
CommanderQ Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 ...none of this matters because all of this just blew your high-tech computer up... If I used a Panzergrenadier squad to storm a building filled with Siberian huskies, would their be a Russian with a machine gun on the Southern front of the building, and would my tanks be able to stop them?
Alkonium Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 They wouldn't be there, but you'd be able to stop them. How much more awesome would TOR be if Murray Gold was composing the music?
Hallucination Posted February 15, 2009 Posted February 15, 2009 So awesome that I'd mute the music to listen to my own like I do with most games. Is it wrong that whenever I work as a mall Santa that I tell children they're adopted?
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