Serpentine Cougar Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 No, that would be Sir NumLock. Who is NumLock's liege lord? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Caps Lock. Who is Caps Lock's master? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Top Hat's lock. And if I don't want to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Pete and Repeat were on a boat and Pete fell overboard; Whose left on the boat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Left is left. His older brother Right had gone to see a man about a dog. Why do conjurers make for poor goat wranglers? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Well, it must have something to do with the fact that goats don't listen to their magical ways...they in fact eat them. Why do they eat them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 They taste good. What's harder: being Catholic and gay, or being a Jehovah's Witness and a Vampire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ataris Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I'm going to have to go with the gay Catholic. What's harder: being Catholic and gay, or being a Jehovah's Witness and a Vampire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Ummm....I'm going to go with Yoda on this one... What's harder: Being Catholic and Gay, or being a Jehovah's Witness and a Vampire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Actually, a granite slab is harder than all of those. Cat sent Professor Horse on a series of lectures, what was the colour of the pointer he used? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Very dull. What is the point of 'huffing'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Deployed by Big Bad Wolves as a counterpart to 'puffing' ? Where will Owl and Lesbian have their ultimate death match? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Probably after the hunter shoots the owl with a shotgun, and the Lesbian gets hit by a truck....then they can have their Death Match in......go left, turn right, go up the stairs, look for the door on the far left, third one down, open the door, and there....wait...wrong room:D What is the right room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 A room across from the left room. If you snipe a Badger, will he smell bacon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Only if there are cops around When the United Federation of Intergalactic Badger Overlords Meet at Seti Alpha Prime, decreeing violent war, what will be the color of the tablecloth they will sit amidst ? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 It will not be a regular cloth. It will be a Badger Skin. What is that symbolic of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Badgers. Wouldn't they be more respectful of badgers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Nope. They are barbaric. How barbaric are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 They practice self-cannibalism. Would they really last that long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Yes, their cannibalistic order is based on hundreds of years worth of badger culture, further extending their reign of meals...ummm...I mean...well you know. How long have they reigned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Irrelevant. They are a mere puppet regime...under the dark orchestrations of the Shadow Council of Owls & Lesbians When will the Shadow Council of Owls & Lesbians make their first strike upon the infidel conglomerate known as 'Hooters' ? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Never. I have declared myself ruler of all corporations, therefore preventing the Shadow Council and Conglomerate from coming into existence....there is only Q. How large is my Empire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 As large as your head. Why do we do what we do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 To survive. Is there any correlation between the high price or cocoa and shooting ducks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Yes. What is the correlation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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