Serpentine Cougar Posted April 5, 2009 Posted April 5, 2009 No, that would be Sir NumLock. Who is NumLock's liege lord?
Darth Avlectus Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 Pete and Repeat were on a boat and Pete fell overboard; Whose left on the boat?
Astrotoy7 Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 Left is left. His older brother Right had gone to see a man about a dog. Why do conjurers make for poor goat wranglers? mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 Well, it must have something to do with the fact that goats don't listen to their magical ways...they in fact eat them. Why do they eat them?
Alkonium Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 They taste good. What's harder: being Catholic and gay, or being a Jehovah's Witness and a Vampire?
Ataris Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 I'm going to have to go with the gay Catholic. What's harder: being Catholic and gay, or being a Jehovah's Witness and a Vampire?
CommanderQ Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 Ummm....I'm going to go with Yoda on this one... What's harder: Being Catholic and Gay, or being a Jehovah's Witness and a Vampire?
Astrotoy7 Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 Actually, a granite slab is harder than all of those. Cat sent Professor Horse on a series of lectures, what was the colour of the pointer he used? mtfbwya
Astrotoy7 Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 Deployed by Big Bad Wolves as a counterpart to 'puffing' ? Where will Owl and Lesbian have their ultimate death match? mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted April 9, 2009 Posted April 9, 2009 Probably after the hunter shoots the owl with a shotgun, and the Lesbian gets hit by a truck....then they can have their Death Match in......go left, turn right, go up the stairs, look for the door on the far left, third one down, open the door, and there....wait...wrong room:D What is the right room?
Bokken Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 A room across from the left room. If you snipe a Badger, will he smell bacon?
Astrotoy7 Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 Only if there are cops around When the United Federation of Intergalactic Badger Overlords Meet at Seti Alpha Prime, decreeing violent war, what will be the color of the tablecloth they will sit amidst ? mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 It will not be a regular cloth. It will be a Badger Skin. What is that symbolic of?
Alkonium Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 Badgers. Wouldn't they be more respectful of badgers?
CommanderQ Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 Nope. They are barbaric. How barbaric are they?
Alkonium Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 They practice self-cannibalism. Would they really last that long?
CommanderQ Posted April 10, 2009 Posted April 10, 2009 Yes, their cannibalistic order is based on hundreds of years worth of badger culture, further extending their reign of meals...ummm...I mean...well you know. How long have they reigned?
Astrotoy7 Posted April 11, 2009 Posted April 11, 2009 Irrelevant. They are a mere puppet regime...under the dark orchestrations of the Shadow Council of Owls & Lesbians When will the Shadow Council of Owls & Lesbians make their first strike upon the infidel conglomerate known as 'Hooters' ? mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted April 11, 2009 Posted April 11, 2009 Never. I have declared myself ruler of all corporations, therefore preventing the Shadow Council and Conglomerate from coming into existence....there is only Q. How large is my Empire?
Serpentine Cougar Posted April 12, 2009 Posted April 12, 2009 As large as your head. Why do we do what we do?
Alkonium Posted April 12, 2009 Posted April 12, 2009 To survive. Is there any correlation between the high price or cocoa and shooting ducks?
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