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(It was about real life experiences, but as usual, goes off-topic, which is coincidentally, the name of this forum.)

Haha. Ironic.

 

Oops, I guess your avatar is technically on the page, although that borders on rampant disgust.

Eh? You're the one with the e-face that looks like the gay stalker that sits in a car just outside the school grounds and offers kids weed.

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If you don't want her Mace, send her down South to me.
Heh heh...there's no shortage of punters within easy groping distance, I assure you. :hearteye:

@ Mace: yep, if you fee; like confessing misdeeds, this was obviously the best place ;D, I'm mod here, and 's'all coo'.
Oh, I stick my head in here from time to time simply by virtue of it being one of the busiest forums in the LF net. RD is obviously zoned for kids and teenagers to act like, well, kids and teenagers so you'll understand why I generally don't have that much to say. No offence, but it's just not age-appropriate behaviour for a guy in his mid-30's, y'know?

What I really admire is that you didn't cheat on your wife..
And luckily, Hottie Waitress du jour has been back east visiting people in Montreal. There's always this weekend, though... :dev11: I swear, her boobs get bigger every time I look at them. And I look at them a lot, so now they're really, really big...

 

I've resisted so far, but resolve is weakening.

 

Twins and I'll crack. Or two hot chicks. Fuh-getaboutit...

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You should lock yourself in a closet and pour self-hatred on yourself Dimmesdale style, it just might work.
Meh. Self-hatred is rarely a useful mood-state. Besides, I was referring to the hordes of other patrons who'd chew their own legs off if it meant a shot at a certain waitress. The out-of-shape, inarticulate, uneducated, socially inept bozos who can't compete with my uber-l33t attractiveness, of course. Sucks to be them.
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