Miss_Mayhem Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 What is the dummest question anyone has ever asked you? - cuz you know there are plenty of stoopit peepulz owt thairz. The dummesst question I ever get (quite often, actually) is: "are you like *giggle* anorexic *giggle*, cuz you're like, so thin *giggle*" The giggles are usually a part of the question too. My answer is always a very furious roll of the eyes. *Whoever spots the typo gets a virus, Yay!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 ¡11ǝds ʇ,uɐɔ ɹoʇɐɹǝpoɯ ~snipped~ ɹno ʎǝɥ yeah, but I can, and you get a warning for posting the f-bomb. --Jae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 3, 2007 Author Share Posted July 3, 2007 Remarkable. ... very ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 ¡11ǝds ʇ,uɐɔ ɹoʇɐɹǝpoɯ ~snipped~ ɹno ʎǝɥ you can't type right side up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 "Do you use mascara?" Latino ancestry, it sucks if you have a Y chromosome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Too much info mr. ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Guys, keep it somewhere in sight-distance of at least semi-clean, and everyone needs to quit posting the Really Bad Swear-words--it's a PG-13 forum, and you agreed to the Terms of Services not to post obscenities/vulgarities when you signed up for LFN. You get a lot more latitude in this particular forum than you might get in other parts of LFN, but that doesn't mean you should abuse it.... OK, the _stupidest_ question I've been asked.... Believe me, as a doctor I get asked a lot of very strange questions (bless their hearts) like "The metal temples on these glasses frames won't pick up alien signals, will they? I don't want them to track me." However, by far the stupidest happened when I was a student at College of the Ozarks. It's a work-study college (you work on campus 15 hours a week and that pays your tuition). It has an agriculture major, among many other programs, and as part of that it has a working dairy farm (which also supplies the milk to the school). There's a small pasture near the entrance of the school where the cows roam around and do cow things during the day. It also has a very nice museum and beautiful chapel on campus, and it's near Branson, MO which is a huge tourist trap--er, destination, so we get a lot of tourists visiting the campus. Tourists apparently forget their brains when they go on vacation, and sometimes they ask unbelievably idiotic questions. Well, I was walking from the student center to a class, and I got stopped by this lovely elderly lady who apparently was making her first foray in her life out of a big city. She asked me, "Are the cows real?" It took every ounce of control I had to answer her seriously and not to burst out laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 "What's that holiday where you play pranks on people and shout april fool's?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klia Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Don't you know you could get killed if you go to war? Thanks, didn't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 "Hey Milo, wanna go out?" Coming from a woman his age AMIRITE OLOLOL uh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 You're a doctor Jae? Wow, new revelations every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 Chase, you win the virus : Enjoy the malicious code! Oh, I do hope my edit wasn't out of the line, but Jae is correct. There are taboos here on the heathen islands, and if they should be enchroached, the modsquad shall pounce with all the grace of a majestic panther. @ Sam: if the post I edited was otherwise appropriate, I'm sorry. But a certain level of discord must be maintained, else we plunge into havok (which tends to lead to unentertaining arguments and multiple breachings of the TOS, which is very uncool). Savvy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Then we have something in common then. You're a doctor and a woman and I pretend to be a doctor to get women. Aww, gee, I never thought I'd be that inspiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 @ Sam: if the post I edited was otherwise appropriate, I'm sorry. But a certain level of discord must be maintained, else we plunge into havok (which tends to lead to unentertaining arguments and multiple breachings of the TOS, which is very uncool). Maybe you noticed that it was upside down English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 "Duuuuuuude, you've gotta be, like, 16 or like, OLDER cause your so tall!" -.- gets annoying after awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 My cousin is 15 and she's really tall, and makes me feel far too short . . . @ Sam: your post now has a dancing cow, so it's immediately better than before (I'm sure I spelled 'immediateley' wrong). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Really? I don't see any? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 @ Sam: your post now has a dancing cow, so it's immediately better than before (I'm sure I spelled 'immediateley' wrong). Ironically, you spelled it right the first time, then misspelled it when you said you thought you spelled it incorrectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 Your old post, Sam, your old post. My editing it in makes the world a happier place. Really, I wish I was working with a firefox browser, it comes with the spell-check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Then go get Firefox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pho3nix Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 You're a doctor Jae? Yes. She's a proctologist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 You one of her patients? or did you though she was a dentist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 What delightfully social lives we lead, coming to mingle on the Heathen Islands instead of celebrating 4th of July . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 You one of her patients? or did you though she was a dentist? Anus Dentata. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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