Shem Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Skywalker Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 OMG! HAPPY B-DAY DEV! HOPE THE ESCAPE WAS PAINLESS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 (Though, at a great cost of sanity, our own Jae Onasi has intelligence that puts the Emperor's actual age at 20!) Intelligence? Bah, humbug. The only 'intelligence' my nemesis has is a PM from about a year ago she vaguely remembers where I ambiguously said something about being somewhere around half her age. Some intelligence. @Rhett, I am honored to meet one of your elves at last. He's so... elfish. I will love him to death. @Tot and Fish.Stapler, that's operating under the assumption I actually am 20. Jae's 'intelligence' is rather lacking after all. @Sam, the kraken is missing! We must call her back or find a new one and partake in a grand kraken-hunt, I recall how joy-filled and wondrous that last one we had on the chatbox was. Remember those things we did to her tentacles? >:3 @ChAiNz, you'll all have fallen over dead or be too deaf and blind and wrinkled and bedridden to tell by the time I join you. I'll have the last laugh on the Permanently 29 Club yet. Thanks for the well wishes and happy birthdays, everyone, (except for Niner and Pavlos ) including the ones about my escape from the womb. I knew that would catch up with me one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 I don't see you presenting proof to deny that you're 20. That would be a copy of your birth certificate directly from the state because I know all about your photoshop skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 The burden of proof is yours Jae, you are the one making the claim! And as I see it a half-remembered vague reference from a PM received about a year ago doesn't cut it in that department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Happy Malaysian Day!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavlos Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 The burden of proof is yours Jae, you are the one making the claim! And as I see it a half-remembered vague reference from a PM received about a year ago doesn't cut it in that department. Well now, Watson; let's think on it. Unless Emperor Devon is a mature student his constant references to university or "college" put him in the 18 - 21 category (or indeed 22... if he's doing an MA/MSci). The fact that he is a self-proclaimed socialist (but, in actuality, more of an idealistic social democrat than a socialist) puts him in the idealist category and that would add greater evidence to our theory that he is a young man - unless he's some sort of Tony Benn figure (or indeed... Mr. Benn himself, though I think that unlikely). He's on a summer break which rules out the possibility of him doing a PhD - this simply proves that this is the first time he's doing this degree, which could add weight to the idea that ED is in his early 20s. He text-sniggers at Jae for being impermanently 29 (which means he's under 40... thus unlikely to be undergoing a midlife crisis and therefore less likely to be a mature student). There. Evidence to prove our case. Now show us the birth certificate, Edikens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 *eats ED's burfday surtifkit* now your secrut is saf! Happy burfums! *epic hugglezorz* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Happy B-day Man! Long live the Emperor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Let's see...you asked something to the effect that was half my age greater than yours. Then you were upset that I was turning 40 instead of 39, since 38 was twice your age. I pointed out that prior to my birthday, half my age was still less than 20 (i.e. 19-something), and since you were also 19-something, then half my age was not greater than yours. Therefore, you were 19, until today. Now, if _you've_ lied about being less than half my age, then you could be 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacTavish Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Happy B-day Emperor Devon, whatever your age may be! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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