2007 awards: Best alt. title for Indy IV

[Gabez]

 

As always, leave comments and suggestions for further polls!

[ThunderPeel2001]

Can I just say that these are the worst alternative titles ever?

[Udvarnoky]

In my defense, it's not like I knew these would be put in a poll when I wrote them.

[Thrik]

Just to clarify, you did spot the reason for the recurring penis theme, right?

[Gabez]

I've edited the question to help explain the penis references, and added ThunderPeel2001's suggestion to the list.

 

But perhaps we can think of some more alternative titles?

[ThunderPeel2001]

Ah! I didn't get the KoCS reference (or surely, KotCS?) Hmmm.

[Gabez]

Haha -- it would have been funny (and a little worrying) if we had just wanted Indy IV to be about penises.

 

Technically it should be KotCS, but I think acronyms are allowed to change to make them easier to say -- like EfMI being EMI and CoMI being CMI (but SoMI always being SOMI)

 

Maybe that's just an English language thing, though -- I find KotCS hard to say because there aren't any tc combinations in English.

[neon_git]

Indiana Jones and the Cocks does have a certain elegant simplicity to it that lends it a sort of "timeless classic" feel, but at the same time Indiana Jones and the Crystal Maze is simply the best fake title in the world ever. That film *needs* to be made.

[The Tingler]

Yeah, and Richard O'Brien needs to star.

[Huz]

Agreed - with the Crystal Maze map in place of a red dot flying around an atlas, and the 'North African Zone' rather than any real country with a desert, archaeological locale. The showdown would of course happen in the Crystal Dome. Get it done!