90SK Posted January 26, 2008 Posted January 26, 2008 My feelings are mixed. I'm angry, but at the same time I'm all ":bounmult:" so it's kinda like arrgh. Plus I think I'm gonna throw up soon because it was a large with like three creamers in it. the girl was all "I put three creamers in it, is that ok?" and I was like "yeah" because I recognized her as this girl who used to go to my school but dropped out when she got pregnant, and so it was awkward, but erotic at the same time because she happens to be a milf. in fact, I might use all this extra energy to masturbate. though I feel pretty sick so it might just make me throw up sooner. barfing while you're masturbating is the worst, because I'd run out of my room with my pants down trying to get to the bathroom; I probably wouldn't make it and so I'd be projectile vomiting everywhere and cumming at the same time and...yeah, that's not gonna happen so I'll just sit here instead.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 wait which one because i didn't read the op
90SK Posted January 27, 2008 Author Posted January 27, 2008 wait which one because i didn't read the op barfing while you're masturbating is the worst that's really all I was getting at @ hall: no need for caffeine, there are pills for that now.
RicardoLuigi... Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 *long post that is not quite as long the pathetic one i used to start a sh!t thread two days ago* that is the greatest stream of consciousness ever written compelling retarded jk i have no purpose being here
itchythesamurai Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 I'm sure there's a reason for your existence, Das. Go on a spirit quest?
RicardoLuigi... Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 i meant here as in this thread but if you think thats what i need i'll take it into consideration. actually i'll take taking it into consideration into consideration
KingCheez Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 wait which one because i didn't read the op 90sk
itchythesamurai Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 i meant here as in this thread but if you think thats what i need i'll take it into consideration. actually i'll take taking it into consideration into consideration How bureaucratic of you, chum! Good luck with the hours-worth of paperwork.
DarthAve Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Wow... Also, Skye, I was at the grocery store the other day buying Quaker Mini-Delights, and I saw Zagnuts at the checkout. I was totally gonna buy one but walnuts or whatever nuts are in those things arn't my thing.
itchythesamurai Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Does anyone else have racist old people in their families who don't call Brazil nuts Brazil nuts?
Samuel Dravis Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 No itchy, I'm afraid that only happens wherever you live and also elsewhere.
DarthAve Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Texas is so backwards. I think it should form it's own country, called Texonia. Agreed?
itchythesamurai Posted February 3, 2008 Posted February 3, 2008 It was its own country and it was still called Texas then. And Austin is pretty cool.
DarthAve Posted February 4, 2008 Posted February 4, 2008 I've been to Houston, it was awesome. My dad payed a bum a dollar to sing the Texas Anthem, taped it too. Ah, that was the second best vacation ever.
Hallucination Posted February 4, 2008 Posted February 4, 2008 ... Ave, don't take this the wrong way, but your dad is a jerk.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted February 4, 2008 Posted February 4, 2008 hall if some bootstrap-less hobo wants cash he'll have to work for it just like everyone else here in the u.s. of a
tk102 Posted February 4, 2008 Posted February 4, 2008 We used to order pizza on Christmas Eve. The pizza man had to sing a carol for his (generous) tip. It was something we all looked forward to.
itchythesamurai Posted February 4, 2008 Posted February 4, 2008 A homeless guy solicited me for a dollar and said he wasn't going to spend it on drugs and I made him show me his veins. And another time a bum challenged me to rock scissors paper for a dollar and I won but I didn't have the heart to take money from him, so I gave him a buck. There is a crapload of street people in Austin.
El Sitherino Posted February 4, 2008 Posted February 4, 2008 Dude, I'm not homeless, I was just tired. Thanks for the dollar though.
KingCheez Posted February 4, 2008 Posted February 4, 2008 the good old Chicago Homestyle Homless Rip hobo 1 comes up to your car. "Hey man listen I need money, just a little bit to get home, I lost my wallet on the Grand Mile, I'm all out of cash I need a cab" hand ~5-10 dollars to hobo. drive further. hobo 2 comes up to your car. "Hey man listen I need money, just a little bit to get home, I lost my wallet on the Grand Mile, I'm all out of cash I need a cab" "I'm only getting fooled by that one once today."
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