90SK Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 My feelings are mixed. I'm angry, but at the same time I'm all ":bounmult:" so it's kinda like arrgh. Plus I think I'm gonna throw up soon because it was a large with like three creamers in it. the girl was all "I put three creamers in it, is that ok?" and I was like "yeah" because I recognized her as this girl who used to go to my school but dropped out when she got pregnant, and so it was awkward, but erotic at the same time because she happens to be a milf. in fact, I might use all this extra energy to masturbate. though I feel pretty sick so it might just make me throw up sooner. barfing while you're masturbating is the worst, because I'd run out of my room with my pants down trying to get to the bathroom; I probably wouldn't make it and so I'd be projectile vomiting everywhere and cumming at the same time and...yeah, that's not gonna happen so I'll just sit here instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Those bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 you are the worst poster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 wait which one because i didn't read the op Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 lulz u drink teh deecafz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Actually, I came in your coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 wait which one because i didn't read the op barfing while you're masturbating is the worst that's really all I was getting at @ hall: no need for caffeine, there are pills for that now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 *long post that is not quite as long the pathetic one i used to start a sh!t thread two days ago* that is the greatest stream of consciousness ever written compelling retarded jk i have no purpose being here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 I'm sure there's a reason for your existence, Das. Go on a spirit quest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 i meant here as in this thread but if you think thats what i need i'll take it into consideration. actually i'll take taking it into consideration into consideration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 wait which one because i didn't read the op 90sk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 i meant here as in this thread but if you think thats what i need i'll take it into consideration. actually i'll take taking it into consideration into consideration How bureaucratic of you, chum! Good luck with the hours-worth of paperwork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Wow... Also, Skye, I was at the grocery store the other day buying Quaker Mini-Delights, and I saw Zagnuts at the checkout. I was totally gonna buy one but walnuts or whatever nuts are in those things arn't my thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Does anyone else have racist old people in their families who don't call Brazil nuts Brazil nuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 No itchy, I'm afraid that only happens wherever you live and also elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Texas is so backwards. I think it should form it's own country, called Texonia. Agreed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 It was its own country and it was still called Texas then. And Austin is pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 I've been to Houston, it was awesome. My dad payed a bum a dollar to sing the Texas Anthem, taped it too. Ah, that was the second best vacation ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ... Ave, don't take this the wrong way, but your dad is a jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 hall if some bootstrap-less hobo wants cash he'll have to work for it just like everyone else here in the u.s. of a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 We used to order pizza on Christmas Eve. The pizza man had to sing a carol for his (generous) tip. It was something we all looked forward to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 A homeless guy solicited me for a dollar and said he wasn't going to spend it on drugs and I made him show me his veins. And another time a bum challenged me to rock scissors paper for a dollar and I won but I didn't have the heart to take money from him, so I gave him a buck. There is a crapload of street people in Austin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Dude, I'm not homeless, I was just tired. Thanks for the dollar though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 the good old Chicago Homestyle Homless Rip hobo 1 comes up to your car. "Hey man listen I need money, just a little bit to get home, I lost my wallet on the Grand Mile, I'm all out of cash I need a cab" hand ~5-10 dollars to hobo. drive further. hobo 2 comes up to your car. "Hey man listen I need money, just a little bit to get home, I lost my wallet on the Grand Mile, I'm all out of cash I need a cab" "I'm only getting fooled by that one once today." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 yeah that does sound typical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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