Ghost Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 I suck at mazes take crap and smash it on your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 No thanks, I don't bob in the toilet for brown trout--unlike some people. Get high off fumes from moldy condemned housing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 I can find fumes, I can find mouldy condemned housing, but I can't find any fumes from mouldy condemned housing. Surgically alter your appearance however necessary in order to look exactly like your avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Don't have the money Go play in the mud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 but I will get all dirty and...EWWW!!!!! Go buy me vintage Lego Pirates sets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 I'm out of cash Shoot yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 I'll shoot you instead. Become a stow-away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 nah, rather pay for a reg ticket and get all the goodies Get a job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Full-time student and already working on it. Get a Master's of Arts in Early Childhood Education from one of those sketchy diploma mills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 BUT that'll be HARD!!!!!! Buy off Bioware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Don't have the funds yet Eat your food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 I'm full already. Bribe your way to a PhD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Nah, rather have experience crack an egg open on your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 but there is a potential that will mean you will loose several brain cells Taking a bath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 nah i like being dirty Go jump on a wall and fall off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 No, my sense of balance is too good for that. Go slip on a banana peel at the edge of the Cliffs of Dover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 But I don't want to have to fly all the way to England! kill the joker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Heath Ledger killed himself IRL already, so.... no-go... Demand that LA make a third installment to the Zombies Ate My Neighbors games... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 I don't like Zombie games except for Nazi Zombies Invoke a meteor shower on Beijing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 How would I go about that exactly? And why would I wanna go and do that? All those people I could just carjack instead. No, no meteor shower. Make it rain animal entrails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 No, I prefer it raining birdsh*t on everyone but me. Hotwire a truck and drive a big undetectable bomb into Shanghai. Then run like hell.... *a meteor shower over Beijing wouldn't be a problem. Now a meteorite shower..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 I already paid the family of some dumb schmuck to do that...would have paid him but he didn't jump out and run...damn guy blew himself up. Put that thing away! You're not supposed to have *it* out while you're cooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 But it helps me focus! jack candy from your dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 He doesn't eat candy. Take a riding mower into the botanical gardens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Already did it, diguised as you. Pull a fire alarm during a death metal concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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