The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[M@RS]

^ Granted, but you fly into a building, and die a horrible death...

 

 

 

Granted, but you did it in MS Paint with your bad hand.

 

Funny you should say that, I'm a lefty... And I use my right hand on the PC...

[CommanderQ]

Granted, seeing as you didn't place a wish, I will make one for you..hee hee hee {just kidding:D}

 

I wish I had a chrome shotgun.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but as a gun it doesn't work and as an ornament it's ugly.

 

I wish I were one of those hip, young, trend-setting stockbroker zombies. In the reanimated corpse sense of the word.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but then you have to FEED ON HUMAN FLESH, and you get locked in your office and your arm looks really appeasing and....you get the idea.

 

I wish I had an MP44!

[Alkonium]

Granted. I hope you meant MPEG Layer 44.

 

I wish for an DC-15 Blaster Rifle.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but once again, it blows up in your hands.

 

I wish I had an STG-44 Heavy Assualt rifle {Hopefully legal:D}

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you can't find any store that sells ammo for it.

 

I wish for a DL-44 blaster pistol.

[Bokken]

Granted, but that makes you a "Hero" and everybody wants to kill you.

 

I wish for a Morning-Star.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but that "Morning Star" is in fact the bright blue light of a Nuclear missile heading towards your location.

 

I wish my computer would stop freezing.

[Bokken]

Granted, but it overheats instead.

 

I wish for a Hersir sword.

[Ferc Kast]

Granted, but the blade is broken.

 

I wish for a E-11 blaster rifle.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but you find that it was manufactured by cheap labor and it fails to shoot.

 

I wish I had an M1926 Tommy Gun.

[Bokken]

Granted, but you find that it was manufactured by cheap labor and it fails to shoot.

 

I wish I had a Cat 'o' Nine Tails.

[Alkonium]

Granted. I hope you meant that literally.

 

I wish for a PhD.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but its a PhD in Loserism{joke}

 

I wish for a PhD also.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but it's a PhD in Art History.

 

I wish I were a perfect Mathematics PhD waiting to be awarded to a scholarly gentleman in a well recognised university in Bavaria.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you forged it, and noone recognises you as a real Doctor.

 

I wish I had a Walther P99.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but no one knows what the hell that is and you get arrested for possession because the cops think it's a cocaine machine.

 

I wish you read my last was properly read. QQ

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but it's a PhD in Art History.

 

Wait, but I like that stuff:D

 

 

 

Granted, but everyone was completely confused by your post.

I wish I had a cool overcoat.

[JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan]

Granted, but its 300 feet long and impossible to walk in

 

i wish i had any consideration for capitalization rules.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but the idiot majority of the internet finds you overly pretentious.

 

I wish there weren't any idiots on the internet.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, now it's filled with morons.

 

I wish I had a moron-detector.

[Bokken]

Granted, but it never stops going off...guess why.

 

I wish I had a Scottish cutlass.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but it's rusted and the guy you bought it from wants it back.

 

I wish I had a Claimor blade of 6 feet!!

[Bokken]

Granted, but I thought you misspelled Clamor instead of Claymore, and you get a six-foot electric guitar.

 

I wish I had a sgian dhbu.