Hallucination Posted May 24, 2008 Posted May 24, 2008 Granted, you failed every class you had this year and therefore will still be a freshman next year. I wish water was flammable.
Totenkopf Posted May 25, 2008 Posted May 25, 2008 Yeah, but that was on the April Fool's Day show. I wish I could think of a wish right now.
Ztalker Posted May 25, 2008 Author Posted May 25, 2008 Granted, but I already replied so you'll have to wait until you can post it. I wish the Soup-Nazi from Seinfeld would be retconned into the Death Star Cantina!
Totenkopf Posted May 25, 2008 Posted May 25, 2008 He was, but he refused DV soup and was last seen floating through space. I wish that things like those ultimate fighting matches were death matches.
Ztalker Posted May 25, 2008 Author Posted May 25, 2008 Granted, buy your match against an extremely powerfull martial artist El Ertisto de lã Murete (Artist of Death, I believe?) will be the first to air! I wish I was of royal blood!
Hallucination Posted May 25, 2008 Posted May 25, 2008 Granted, you now have hemophilia. I wish I was in Spain right nao.
Ztalker Posted May 25, 2008 Author Posted May 25, 2008 Granted...you are on a very nice camping in Spain near a forest. *Forest fire FWOOOOOSH* I wish I could trace my family tree further back...it only goes to 1580
Hallucination Posted May 25, 2008 Posted May 25, 2008 Granted, you discover that your ancestors were dropped down by aliens. You don't get their superpowers and the FBI knows too. I wish I had your soul. Muahahaha!
Ztalker Posted May 25, 2008 Author Posted May 25, 2008 Granted, but my soul is rotten by alcohol abuse, beiing Dutch, too much Monty Python, Star Wars and extreme exposure to Lucasforums. You die of extreme exposure to my soul and spontaniously conbust. I wish I had my soul back!
Totenkopf Posted May 25, 2008 Posted May 25, 2008 After Hal's unforseen demise, you now do. However, it now claims you life as well, as in a suicidal fit you knock me out and face El Ertisto de lã Murete in my place. I wish this forum had even more options than the recent upgrade allowed for.
topshot Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Granted. However, half your user_name gets taken away as a result. I wish I could change shape and form.
DarthAve Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Granted, but you can only change into a Snorlax. I wish I had triscuts.
Hallucination Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Granted, they're the new cyanide flavoured ones. I wish I could shard your purplez IRL.
Totenkopf Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Decides not to grant wish, just for the helluva it. I wish Bill Gates liquidated all his stock and gave me the money for my own.
topshot Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Granted, but due to technical difficulty, the economy begins to drop even further and you begin to owe the government twice the amount you received from Microsoft. I wish I knew what I was even talking about......
Sabretooth Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Granted, but you forget it a moment later. I wish my internet connection speed was fifteen times faster.
Totenkopf Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Granted, but it only moves 15x faster than partially frozen molasses. I wish I had a fully stocked complimentary wet bar at my disposal.
Ztalker Posted May 29, 2008 Author Posted May 29, 2008 Granted, but the idiots who went to place it misunderstood the wish and disposed of the thing immediately. I wish I had Uber soccer skills
topshot Posted May 29, 2008 Posted May 29, 2008 Granted. Soccer is all you ever think about now. Say goodbye to oral hygiene, food, family, friends, school, etc. I wish there was a cure to end all suffering without having to die or some such.
Totenkopf Posted May 29, 2008 Posted May 29, 2008 Unfortunately, there isn't. I wish I owned all the diamonds in the world.
Hallucination Posted May 29, 2008 Posted May 29, 2008 Granted, but people now realise how useless they are. I wish my wisdom teeth weren't removed today. >_<
Arcesious Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 Granted, all of your other teeth are pulled. I remember something exactly liek this on another site, the 'Corrupt-a-Wish' thread... I wish for KOTOR III to come out now and be the best game ever.
Ztalker Posted May 30, 2008 Author Posted May 30, 2008 Granted, it's now released for the Atari 2600 and even the Angry videogame Nerd thinks it's good. I wish I didn't have to work in a few hours....
itchythesamurai Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 Granted, but you get fired for not showing up. I wish I hadn't registered for LucasForums.
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