Bokken Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Granted, but then you can no longer post in this thread. and we're all sad. I wish that wishes would be a ruination in themselves.
CommanderQ Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Granted, but there'd be no reason to ruin them:D I wish my wish was a wish that wished all wishes were wishable...say that five times fast...
Bokken Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Granted, but if all wishes are wishable, then all wishes are ruinable, too. I wish that I could eat 50 Jalapenos in a row with no reduction in my general health or well being.
CommanderQ Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Granted, but that health immunity only lasts for 50 seconds after the final jalapeno...and you feel the heat... I wish I could drink a thousand bottles of soda and have no side effect other than a mega burp.
LordJhredmo Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Granted, but the mega-burp has a side effect of a three day-long death. I wish that these wishes would stop being so wish-oriented.
CommanderQ Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Granted, but the master of wishing didn't like you wishing that, so he wished that you exploded, and you did. I wish I had the artistic eye of Picasso, the silver-tongue of Cryano Debergerac, the creative hand of Mark Twain, and a pot of coffee.
LordJhredmo Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Granted, but then you're run over by several buses. I wish that I knew where CommanderQ came up with that wish.
CommanderQ Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Granted, but now I have to kill you:D I wish I had a squadron of old WW2 German Me262's.
LordJhredmo Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Granted, but they break down and aren't worth their weight in scrap. I wish I had a Venator-class Star Destroyer, fully armed and manned.
CommanderQ Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Granted, but I hit it with the Super-star Destroyer, 'Executer,' and you don't stand a chance. I wish I had the Death Star.
LordJhredmo Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Granted, but then some rugged hobos suicide bomb it. I wish the Death Star wasn't as vulnerable as a drunk, brain-dead 17 year old girl.
Bokken Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Granted, but giels are far more vulnerable than girls, so now the Death Star is only as vulnerable as a drunk, brain-dead 17-year-old girl. I wish CQ would asplode!
CommanderQ Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Granted, but I 'asplode' becuase of the bomb strapped to my chest, and I'm standing right next to you. I wish Bokkenblader would asplode!!
LordJhredmo Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 [I don't know how I messed that up without seeing it. Good one, bokken.] Granted, but then, while exploding, he takes your tank and woods with him. I wish there would be no more explosions.
CommanderQ Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Granted, now there are only Nuclear Blasts, where there is a bright light, and then..nothing...heehee *presses button* I wish I had a Nuclear dog of doom.
Bokken Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 Granted, you have my sister. She's a nuclear female dog of doom. I wish that Cyanide and Happiness went hand in hand.
CommanderQ Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 Granted, but we'd all be dead. I wish that cyanide did not kill you, but made you live longer.
Rinku Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 Granted but then everything that used to help you kills you and you die... I wish that my saber would not break while I am fencing in championship bouts...
Bokken Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 Granted, it just bends in half, instead. I wish my shinai wouldn't become dilapidated. Ever.
CommanderQ Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 Granted, but you however, are not bound by this, and become delapidated. I wish I were immortal.
Bokken Posted March 15, 2009 Posted March 15, 2009 Granted, but everything and everyone you care about is destroyed or dies, and you desperately wish you were dead yourself. You Emo. I wish that CommanderQ was immortal.
Astrotoy7 Posted March 16, 2009 Posted March 16, 2009 Granted. But he turns out to be extremely gaseous, and you quickly recant this wish I wish I could invent a machine that invents machines! mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted March 16, 2009 Posted March 16, 2009 Granted, but eventually, this machine developes an awareness, and wonders why it has to listen to you, and it turns against, beginning the invasion of humanity, and they make the matrix, and we all know where that goes... I wish I were able dodge bullets, jump long distances, and do things that no human is capable of doing.
Bokken Posted March 17, 2009 Posted March 17, 2009 Granted, you are no longer human, so nobody wants anything to do with you. I wish Battlefield Heroes would work for me.
CommanderQ Posted March 17, 2009 Posted March 17, 2009 Granted, but if it did, it would not work for the rest of us. And now we must remove the curse by removing a certain someone..... I wish my comp was super-powerful.
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