Chevron 7 locke Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Granted. But now that your computer is so powerful it decides it no longer needs you and manages to get rid of you. I wish I could sing Paint It Black over and over again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Granted, but now, that is the only thing you can do. I wish I had a silver-tongue and could convince anyone about anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Granted. But unfortunately, you end up with a Bronze tongue, and only convince a few people, of the odd occasional thing. I wish world conflict could be solved with womens mudwrestling mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Granted, but that is soon obsolete, as men's mudwrestling takes over, and world conflict begins once again... I wish life was like a cup of Vodka, normal-looking, but packs a punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Granted, but the punch is to the groin. I wish real-life superheroes were more prominent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Grantedm but they are so prominent, that all of them disappear due to their self-righteousness..... I wish I were super-hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Granted. You're Captain Carnage, who pretends to be a supervillain so he can get beaten up. I wish I was Dan Dreiberg's Nite Owl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Granted, you are an owl that belongs to Dan Dreiberg. I wish that I could rule Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Granted. You now have a crap plastic 30cm ruler, a pencil and a large piece of paper with the word HELL written on it. Rule away! I wish I could excel in the fields of mathematics and chicanery mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Granted, but now you stink at everything else...... I wish I were a genius beyond reckoning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Granted. Your genius is so beyond reckoning, your mouth cannot comprehend to speak it and you just end up drooling I wish I could invent a catapult that harnessed the hidden power of Owls mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Granted, but the power the owls have corrupts you, and you become a strange owl who flys forever...until you hit something, like a jet engine.... I wish I had a WMD that exploded in marshmallows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Granted. But your poor judgement in using Stealth Recon Clown-Ops means your chances of finding these WMD's are minimal. I wish I could use the 'ancient magick' of paperclips to communicate with the spirit realm of the horse universe mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Granted, but the horse spirits soon posses your body after discovering them, and you begin to winny and nay...in multiple ways. I wish I had an ability to move things with my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Granted, but you dont have the ability to control it on your own, causing you to move a car and dropping it on top of you. I wish I owned the Wall-Mart shopping branch around the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately, Wall-Mart is in the shadow of Walmart and you make no money. I wish that I could transmute objects into gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Granted, but you lose control of this ability, and turn yourself into gold when you are touring a volcano, and fall into the hot lava.... I wish I had the power to fling hot lava. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Granted but it burns through your hand. I wish I owned Walmart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Granted, but you are soon sued for your rights and are 2 billion in debt. I wish I were the richest man in the world, incapable of being defeated in any possible way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Granted, but you traded all your money for crack, but you believed you had won therefore it did not break your wish. EDIT: Alternative ruin: You failed to specify which world, so you are the richest man in the fairy world With the money gotten from the crack trade, I wish Walmart was once again the supreme market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Granted, it soon takes over the world, declares itself sovereign, and executes you for war crimes. Happy times.... I wish I was the supreme leader of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Granted, but you are Supreme Leader of the Barney World. I wish I was the Supreme Leader of the Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Granted, but you are tyrannical, and soon rebelled against, and your body is hung in a public canyon of buildings where the crows eat you. I wish I were elected by popular vote to be Emperor of the Earth for life!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1183 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 granted but you are injected with a serum that increases your ageing speed so you turn age of 114 with a week and die of old age i wish i could go to Ozz Fest until they stop having it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Granted, of course you can, but the Ozz Fest lasts only 3 seconds. Have fun. I wish I could create a weapon of mass population. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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