RC-1183 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 granted but you overuse it the first time you use it, so they take it away/blow it up, and commit suicide. i wish i had a rpg with 100,000,000,000 rockets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Granted, but it's a role playing game where you're a rocket speeding towards your target, which is dull. I wish I were at a Queens of the Stone Age concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1183 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 granted but it turns out you got the wrong ticket by mistake and ended up going to a KING of the stone age concert i wish i had a Rocket Propelled Grenade with a lifetime supply of ammo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Granted, but the fire mechanism is broken. I wish nobody could wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Granted, but then nobody wants ANYTHING (nobody wishes for anything, get it?) and the economy dies completely. I wish for a pith helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Granted, but it's the wrong side. I wish for a Clockwork Pistol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Granted, but it stops ticking and breaks. I wish for a Walther P38 German Standard Issue Pistol, complete with leather holster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Granted, but it gets stuck in the holster. I wish for more opportunities to use the word "Clockwork" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Granted, you decide to go into the dead-end buisness of repairing clocks, and now, heavily in debt, you finally have your reason to use words like 'clockwork.' I wish I were a King of a small country with the largest military on Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Granted. But the country is actually is small, and your military so large, that overcrowding leads to anarchy and assassination of the King. I wish I could find a way to stop MAFIA cows stalking women who breast feed, trying to protect their stranglehold on the supply and distribution of milk. mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Granted, but the cow mafia places a hitman on you, and he finishes the job before you can stop the evil cows. I wish I had an entire army of cows at my disposal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Granted, but they don't do anything. I wish I was a superhero named Captain Crowbar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Granted, but a partially deaf clerk at the superhero registry office mishears you and you are registered as Captain Blowfart I wish I could invent a time machine that can actually tell the time, rather than just travel it mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Granted, but you go back in time and step on a cricket, causing a massive change to the future that you return to...but at least you know what time you did it. I wish that I could pickpocket presidents of people with polaroid printing press problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Granted, but since polaroids are obsolete, your pickpocketing yields only a banana peel and a deck of nudie cards. I wish I could organise a team of Leopards to wander the streets, scaring the spots off dalmations, and then distribute these extra spots among the Leopard Kingdom ; SPOTS=POWER! mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Granted, but you twist your tongue in the process of die of indegestion. I wish I could control all objects with my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Granted. You can indeed do this. But your nerve pathways, muscles, bones and joints always want to join the party. I wish I could harness the power of a steam engine to propel a cat who is otherwise too lazy to chase the breed of mice that have mastered train engineering. mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Granted, but Mr. Tibble the railway cat runs the lazy cat over for being a disgrace to felinekind. I wish that Badger could trip John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Granted, but he doesn't like it, and calls upon his Fascist brother's army, George Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. I wish that that song was not so annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Granted, but only you find it less annoying, and you frequently sing it. I wish that the Badger song was more well known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Granted, but now you're known as the badger suited person who accidentally stumbled and knocked Donald Trump (and his wig) off a building and sent him into a small crowd of pregnant women and splattered 20 of them and their unborn--the wig lands on a cop car driving somewhere close by doing 73mph and spooks the officer into driving on the sidewalk and taking out upwards of about 50-60 people --All of them sustaining serious injuries if not death, and the cop ends up going off of a ramp, crashing and exploding his car killing him, his rookie, the 3 petty criminals in the back and the resultant explosion happened to kill everyone in the vicinity within a 15 ft radius, injure others nearby with fire or shrapnel, carry over into the MAJOR main gas lines of the skyscraper adjacent and now the skyscraper gets demolished and collapses killing many thousands more......but there's more, adjacent buildings were also damaged from the skyscarper's demise but thankfully not destroyed, sitll even more people were injured and or killed and now a major donor bank in one of those buildings has lost some of its supply as a result too. As if all that wasn't enough, the media catching all the fame for you making the song famous has also caught this across every major network there is--every last little bit of it and will link it to you. Congratulations, you are now known as Death and people flee in fear at the mere thought of you. I wish to be electrocuted by an arc welder again but this time sent flying soo hard and fast that I splatter on the wall and die...and if a catastrophe arising from it should somehow top the last one, that it goes so far out that Samus Aran in another galaxy notices it in the distance and says: Dammit GTA, how many times have I told you not to circumvent the safety measures when welding--and somehow winds up getting caught up in the destruction in the blink of an eye after finishing her sentence, flung my direction across the galaxies of the univers and the trip ends with her splattering right next to where I just got splattered. Now there are 2 icky gooey splatter spots in the same area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Granted. Though It seems the electrocution has affected yor brain and made you forget that brevity of responses adds to the fun and pace of this game I wish to form a committee of Cats to make Cat-like decisions with Cat-like agility mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Granted, but these cats are feral, and soon infect you with rabies. I wish I could form a committee comprised of the best Samurai in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Granted. But they are overruled by The Committee of Ninjas & Pirates, become humiliated, and commit honorable suicide. I wish I could muster a herd of horse-faced men to draw facial portraits of several handsome horses mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Granted, but in the process, a crazy man shoots them all, saying that he could not let a man uglier then he live. The Horse-Faced men's last words were 'If we are uglier than you, then we do not want to live.' I wish I had the powerful wand of power! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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