Darth Avlectus Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Granted but now el johnjo pours a spitoon all over you as you eat the burger. Then jumps around like daffy duck Wohoo-ing, and takes of after about the 6th one because he knows you'll be pissed. He has a huge head start on you. I wish there were rats the size of wolves stalking butt munches who try to break into my house when I ain't there.
Trench Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Granted. But they stalk you as well. I wish I could cast Force Lightning from my fingertips:D
CommanderQ Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Granted, but the reason is that the rest of your body is being electrocuted as well...spelling D-O-O-M:D I wish I were King of the Vikings.
Trench Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Granted, but its Viking revolution time! I wish I could have a custom title.
Totenkopf Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Granted. It's n00b!! I wish there were no winter or summer, only spring and fall.
Trench Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Granted, you jump on a spring and fall. I wish to be invincible.
Totenkopf Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Granted. You are now in Vinc Ibile. sick sick child. I wish CQ would take his tank and conquer Oz.
Trench Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Granted, but he conquers Dr. Memet Oz (sick sick boy:xp:) I wish I was standing outside your window.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Granted...Enjoy the 25 foot fall inot gravel and broken glass shards...unless you mean where I am working currently--on a roof installing heat tape. No windows...Enjoy the 60 ft. fall instead. Have a nice trip, see you next fall! I wish to cleanly (this is a PG-13 forum, right? ) victimize a centuar the same way I victimize horses, and she actually likes it...
Trench Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Granted, but Centaurs kick when their happy. You+Centaur=Kaboom! I wish to be able to whack all the corrupt politicians in America in the crotch with a large metal pole:dev7:
Alkonium Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Granted, but the power to do so corrupts you. I wish to meet R.A. Salvatore, and for him to autograph my copies of Siege of Darkness, The Silent Blade, and Vector Prime.
Trench Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Granted, but he tries to autograph you and goes too deep with the pen. I wish for there to be no corruption in the world.
Totenkopf Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Granted. You disappear and all is right in the world again. I wish this weren't a pg13 forum.
Trench Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Granted. Now its a G-rated forum with a Barney theme. I wish to reappear.
Alkonium Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Granted. You reappear, in a furnace. I wish this were an R-Rated forum.
Trench Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Granted, but the mods and admins are chain smoking, gun toting lunatics who decide to blow up the site. I wish for the forum to stay PG-13:D
Totenkopf Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Granted, but you're still hated by everyone else. I wish night was day and day was night.
Trench Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Granted. But now everyone around you is asleep. I wish that property taxes were lower.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Granted, but now you have to move b/c your income is lower as well. I wish beavis and butthead would happen to McDonalds, I hate that place. Especially where one of my Ex's now work b/c she coke'd herself out of her high paying job and became a loser.
Trench Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Granted, but your ex makes it on to the show and becomes rich and famous. I wish to be rich and famous.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 ^^^Granted. You are now the next Michael Jackson--this time in a twisted rapXcountry genre. You go down as the most messed up audacious guy in music ever to hit the planet. While you have bazillions, unfortunately Obama taxes the hell out of you and you end up only having $6,666.66 left when it's all over. And just as many adversaries as fans THE WORLD OVER--you never get sleep anymore. I wish I had some hoes that were viking princesses. I need some income from pimpin'.
Trench Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Granted, but they are large women who look like men and like to pound you every time you look at them.:xp; I wish to be a multi-billionaire.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Granted. However, the large mammoth women decide to look for work and you need workers, so you hire them...and they bring fleas and scabies into your house. It costs astronomical amounts to cleanse your life of them and their plague. You end up poorer than you started. I wish there was a background story on Nihilus and why he has dreadlocks under the hood.
CommanderQ Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Granted, but the background is that he was originally an over-paid Pirate\rapper. I wish I had the best videogame of all time:D
Trench Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Granted. He's my uncle from New York. I wish there was a backstory on Sion. Edit-- Darn! CQ beat me to it!
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