Chevron 7 locke Posted September 10, 2009 Posted September 10, 2009 Granted. But it's out of your price range. I wish I could get rid of my writer's block.
Trench Posted September 10, 2009 Posted September 10, 2009 Granted. But now you have the writing style of Dr. Seuss. I wish I had some chicken and dumpling soup.
Chevron 7 locke Posted September 10, 2009 Posted September 10, 2009 Granted. But it's gone bad and you eat it anyway. I wish I could come up with a good rp.
M@RS Posted September 10, 2009 Posted September 10, 2009 Granted. But you choke on a chicken bone and die. D: I wish Yoda was real.
Trench Posted September 10, 2009 Posted September 10, 2009 Granted, but he thinks you are a Sith Lord. I wish I had a green lightsaber.
Hallucination Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 Granted, but it's on, and the blade is going through your face. I wish I put the lightsabre in Te Melanin Man o' War's face. =D
Darth Avlectus Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 Granted, but you are so unused to the heft that while practicing, you accidentally lop off some "important" parts. Whatever that means--I'm reading from a teleprompter. I wish all those VG women were ugly so you nerds would actually go out and get yourself some instead of pretending that inflatable doll is whoever and doing whatever it is you do.....
Astrotoy7 Posted September 15, 2009 Posted September 15, 2009 Granted, but expect a lawsuit from the Society of Inflatable Companions et al. I wish 7 enchanted squirrels could help me start a religion based on the outrageous princples of brotherhood and compassion... mtfbwya
Trench Posted September 15, 2009 Posted September 15, 2009 Granted. But they decide that you must be sacrificed in order to ensure a good harvest. I wish I could make expert HTML documents.
Darth Avlectus Posted September 15, 2009 Posted September 15, 2009 Granted, but now your C++ sucks, and if you don't know it yet then it is destined to suck. I wish Darkstalkers would have another anime installment.
Trench Posted September 15, 2009 Posted September 15, 2009 Granted, and its awesome, but you are never able to see it. I wish I had my own modding laptop (Windows XP).
Totenkopf Posted September 15, 2009 Posted September 15, 2009 Granted, but the system is in Swahili and you can't get a refund. I wish the sun were red.
Darth Avlectus Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 Granted, but now the spectral basis of our entire planet is suddenly messed up...and YOU get the blame. I wish Dr Wily were real so I could show the world how you really beat the crap out of deranged doctors with aspirations to world domination.
Totenkopf Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 Granted, but now you are the bad guy in the Mega Man series and it has gone out of production. ba bye... I wish I had $4 billion AFTER taxes.
Hallucination Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 Granted, but it's after taxes because you're the last person in the world and there's no one to collect it. I wish it were possible to live on the moon.
Totenkopf Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 Granted, but shortly after you move to the moon you are killed in a meteor strike. I wish this game weren't so evil sometimes. (naw....I kid. I kid..)
Darth Avlectus Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 Granted. Now it just sucks and you are the new jackass of LF. I wish all the jackasses of LF who post here would purge my name from being the last to post on several games/threads...If only for another round.....
Hallucination Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 Granted, but those newly revived games suck. And they're now the only ones being played. I wish duelling were still a viable method of conflict resolution.
purifier Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 Granted, but we will only duel with pellet guns. MUHAHAHAHAhaha! Death by B-B's. Hmmm, that would take all damn day....wouldn't it? I wish someone would really invent a real lightsaber, and with any color that you could change at your convience.
Darth Avlectus Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 Granted, unfortunately you try to do those fancy moves and wind up taking off all your limbs in one go...and the last color the blade changes to as it falls to the floor is Pink. And it stays activated so people can make fun of you for taking your limbs off with a pink lightsaber. I wish Tom Anderson had his own TV show.
purifier Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 Granted, but all of the characters in that TV show would speak in a foreign language that you would never understand, and you would get crappy Tv reception too. MuHawhawhaw. I wish GTA would finally pick a damn avatar and stick with it. (I kid, I kid...well maybe.)
M@RS Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 Granted, he steals your avvie and you get banned for life. :| I wish I had a better PC.
purifier Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 Granted, your computer is like Star Trek's computer, but you dissappear forever in the holo-deck that is controlled by the ST computer. And you also end up doing the same holo-story, over, and over, and over, and over, and............... I wish I had a Starship, to bodly go - where no man has gone before. (I think I just set myself up again, didn't I)
Darth Avlectus Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 Granted. Now you arrive and are stranded in the red light castro district of another humanoid inhabited planet's San FranFreako CA area in the night hours on the weekend. I wish some people hadn't made a deal with me (I am the ), b/c there are so many worthless souls.
Totenkopf Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 Granted. Unfortunately those souls actually had value and now your stuck for eternity with all the souls you didn't want. Smooth. I wish we would stop playing this game for at least a week.
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