Darth Avlectus Posted December 31, 2011 Posted December 31, 2011 Granted, unfortunately that is because earth has entered into a blind spot in the universe where all electromagnetics are severely decreased and electrical currents the world over have stopped on appreciable usable levels. It's free to play because nobody can turn on their computer anymore. alk said: the "something traitorous enough" involves you. I thought my american flag t-shirt factory smelled a little funny. ... I wish alk was a jackass.
purifier Posted December 31, 2011 Posted December 31, 2011 Totally granted, but then he becomes the ultimate jackass out of all of us. I wish we could slow down time.
Totenkopf Posted December 31, 2011 Posted December 31, 2011 Granted, but then your brain and heart slow down to match and stop due to insufficient blood pressure and you die. I wish the US had a weapon as powerful as the Death Star, w/o any vulnerabilities. DA said: California State Senator Pete Stark You mean that horse's ass is more than just a CA congressman? Or is that his evil (how would anyone be able to tell ) twin?
Darth Avlectus Posted January 2, 2012 Posted January 2, 2012 Granted, unfortunately you are the dumbass who locks everyone out of the control room including yourself and there is no way to get back inside. Nice going. BTW Red Foreman had a message: check your ass, dumbass. I wish J.P. Morgan got sunk, literally.
LDR Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, but the resulting flood drowns you. I wish I could feel like modding again.
Ferc Kast Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, but then your schedule doesn't give you time. I wish I could hide my frustration and sadness from one of my friends.
Darth Avlectus Posted February 29, 2012 Posted February 29, 2012 Granted but now you are frustrated because nobody gets it and nobody wants to leave you any time to yourself. I wish I successfully killed leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1-3 for saying "what" again, and escaped unscathed.
Alkonium Posted February 29, 2012 Posted February 29, 2012 Granted, but now people see you as worse than Leatherface, since you killed him. I wish for all of the nutjob American politicians to reenact "Physicist Melts Down" on live TV.
Darth Avlectus Posted February 29, 2012 Posted February 29, 2012 Granted. Unfortunately the result is that several fictional universes merge with ours and we end up with a whole mess of problems...politicians being the least of your worries. You now have to save your neighbors from Dr. Tongue. I wish furry-human hybrids were real, both human base and animal based so that way I could have the concubines of my dreams in my trash kingdom on some random island.
Totenkopf Posted February 29, 2012 Posted February 29, 2012 Granted. However, as your random island sinks into the sea and you have no way to escape, your new concubines proceed to shrilly scream at you about what a dumb rat b@st@rd you are for not having an escape/emergency relocation plan. I wish I won the Powerball and Megamillions jackpots, with each being over $200 mil, while still safely retaining my anonymity and living happily rich ever after.
Darth Avlectus Posted February 29, 2012 Posted February 29, 2012 Granted, unfortunately events take place soon thereafter to subvert several world economies under Geroge Soros' control. Soros dissolves the U.N. and replaces it with a global empire...guess who is at the throne? As a result of America's economy being made insolvent your money is now worthless, you are constantly being threatened by eric holder, and SPLC pres. Richard Cohen if you try to take action there will be "retaliation". I wish my furries and I successfully swim back to america unscathed.
Alkonium Posted February 29, 2012 Posted February 29, 2012 Granted, but things go downhill after you get there. I wish I could forget about DA's furry harem.
purifier Posted February 29, 2012 Posted February 29, 2012 Granted, but you became a furry yourself and became part of a Sasquatch's harem, so Sasquatch begans messin' with you. I wish Sasquatch would wrestle D.A. for his harem.
Darth Avlectus Posted February 29, 2012 Posted February 29, 2012 Granted: we have a wrestling match and the furry harem makes its escape from me. Unfortunately I still win the match b/c sasquatch is more concerned about not being seen by anyone and making sure nobody "gives a ****" about bigfoot. I wish we had a LF group called the jackass crew.
Alkonium Posted March 1, 2012 Posted March 1, 2012 Granted, but it's just full of jackasses and has nothing to do with Jackass. @DA: Couldn't you just make one? I wish for DA to get drunk and go all "Can I take my pants off over my head? Of course not. My body's in the way." the next time he has to give a big speech.
Darth Avlectus Posted March 2, 2012 Posted March 2, 2012 Granted but you miss out on it and nobody recorded it even though you paid them. @Alk: yes, but it's funnier to see what people think about it. I suppose if there was enough interest I'd make one. But who'd join? I'm pretty sure I watch jackass more than everyone else here. I wish my little girl would grow up to kill Lucifer, take over and become queen of hell just like that one ending in princess maker 2--and that I'd get front a row seat to watch all the lawyers suffer her wrath. (Obviously while I burn since I'm pretty much going there myself I think.)
LDR Posted March 4, 2012 Posted March 4, 2012 Granted, but the Grim Reaper kills her in retaliation. I wish Mass Effect 3 could come out sooner.
Ferc Kast Posted March 4, 2012 Posted March 4, 2012 Granted, but it's full of bugs that crash the game every 5 minutes. I wish for a girlfriend, who would not break my heart.
purifier Posted March 4, 2012 Posted March 4, 2012 Granted, but now you don't trust any females as far as you could throw them, which hurts your ability to have long term relationships because you finally figured out what they really want is to dominate all of us men. I wish life itself would get a life.
LDR Posted March 4, 2012 Posted March 4, 2012 Granted, but at the loss of your own. I wish for nothing.
Hallucination Posted March 4, 2012 Posted March 4, 2012 Granted, now you're floating in a void for all eternity with nothing to do. I wish it would stop being so damn windy here.
purifier Posted March 4, 2012 Posted March 4, 2012 Granted, you no longer expel gas, but the natural winds outside inherit that sulfur smell and everyone across the entire planet blames you. I wish the 2012 presidential elections were already over with.
Alkonium Posted March 4, 2012 Posted March 4, 2012 Granted, the Reapers decided to show up a good 174 years early, so we've got bigger things to worry about than an election. I wish for Stephen Harper to be removed from office.
Hallucination Posted March 5, 2012 Posted March 5, 2012 Granted, but Vic Toews takes over and shifts the entire government's focus to getting to know you better (by putting you in a megaprison with lots of cameras). You're stuck in there with the worse kinds of people, like child pornographers and privacy advocates. I wish that space travel was as cheap, effective, and as awesome as it is in Star Trek.
LDR Posted March 5, 2012 Posted March 5, 2012 Granted, but Earth runs out of its fuel reserves - as well as all human colonies. I wish I could go to the upcoming Van Halen concert.
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