Alkonium Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Granted, but it's in your eyes. I wish for the equipment to run my own Webseries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 granted, but its virus riden i wish i had the tech to put a virus in his tech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qui-Gon Glenn Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Granted, but the tech it took to put a virus in his tech gave you a virus. I wish you gave me your most prized possession for a button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Granted, unfortunately that version clone of me is also suicidally genocidal, the button you gave is a working nuke launch button, and my most prized possession is a journal of my half mad ravings you cannot understand nor is it of any use to you. except fire starter I wish the wishing well was the real deal. granted, but you have throw in $1million per wish I wish HG35 had remembered to post a wish. granted: but i didnt forget, i just wanted to see what happened i wish Alkonium would realize this Granted, but now you face the wrath of the seasoned posters. I wish for some help on that wrath. Yo HG35, pay close attention! Sadly I knew the one on the left with a cigarette and the one next to him with a pendant. They had so much potential, such a waste. Don't squander yours like they did. I wish Mike Judge wasn't risking putting Beavis and Butt-Head into obscurity with his new work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Granted. He isn't risking it but doing it on purpose instead. I wish that Beavis & Butthead were real and got a gig hosting The View and used it to rip Rosie O'Donnel a new one every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Granted! But after that, she finds out that you made the wish, finds you, and rips you a new one with her largest toy. ( Ooooooooooh WEEEE! That's gonna hurt son!) I wish I had a black Ferrari 599 GTO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Granted. However, you ruin the transmission by repeatedly using the stick shift as your own "personal toy". I wish purifier hadn't made me say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Well..granted, but now your gonna ruin our fun with all of the flaming doody we're throwing at each other. Aaaah shucks! I wish for everyone to get in on the flaming doody fest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Granted, unfortuinately the fun ends early for you as you get buried first by their newest additions: Shoulder dwelling butt monkeys, Tree spider buttmonkeys, and the all new gun wielding evolution monkeys as described by Marylin Manson in the song Cruci-fiction in outer space. I wish some people could just live and let live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qui-Gon Glenn Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Granted, but some is less than most or all, and so I had nothing to grant other than simply telling you it is has been done by my omnipotence in this matter of unqualified isms. I wish that someone had change for that button I bought GTA's prized possession for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greggomonkey Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Granted but someone beats you up and steals it. I wish That my Bananas had some coconuts.(Cuz that makes sense ya know) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 granted but the coconuts are rotten I wish you all cant have the power to make wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platypus Man Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Granted, but since I am a Platypus, I am not effected. I wish for world domination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Granted, but now every time you start another scheme Doof shows up to stop you. He also has a goatee now. I wish for the power to summon 4*10^7 lions at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Granted, you ca now summon 40,000,000 lions at will. Unfortunately they are hungry lions with little to eat nearby and you are on the menu. I wish I had a dominant male clone of myself who was "a chargin' his laser". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Granted, but in his dominance, he decides that he no longer needs you to demonstrate his dominance....Kendo match...to the death!!! I wish I could craft the most perfect blade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Granted, you do. However in your exuberance, MY evil male clone decides to take you out next with his laser. Then he and my evil female clone whom also murdered me decide to feast o' cannibalism...just before going to make children together... I'm dead twice... You're dead once with no hope of revival... :cry: I wish some dude who owned the joint would tape an effin' meat tenderizer to his fist and pretend to be megaman and punch living people right in the gut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Granted, but you're the first person he punches in the gut. I wish for a female clone of myself for ... some reason I can't think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Uhhuh. Hmmm....well, granted, but in the process of something you can't think of, some freak accident occurs and you find yourself castrated and fed to GTA's clones. I wish I had a female clone....that happened to be a very attractive female clone of myself.....that happened to not hate me....uhhh...that happened to not affect the multiple dimension spectrum thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Granted. However, everyone around you is revolted and screams INCEST!!! oh wai-- I wish I could have a pet Metal KingSlime from dragon quest/warrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Granted, but its slime is impossible to get out of anything. I wish for a Sovereign-Class Starship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Granted, it's the miniature. I wish I had a small nation of 1 billion all dedicated to me, and I had a private army from which to oppress them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Granted. Unfortunately, that private army for hire is the doodey flinging monkey army, taking leave of memorial because charlie the smoking chip just died. I wish changing the dim LED in my projector alarm clock was a simple matter. Even if the only LED available was a color I didn't like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Elessar Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Granted, but in the process you break it. I wish that lightsabers were real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Granted, and all the cool kids have them. You don't. I wish more people would call their cars their 'wheels'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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