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Chairman Samuel Dravis will reside over tonights gathering. Here in our committee we will discuss the matters of Heffalump domination, as we do each night. In collaboration with Sir Brain and Squire Pink, we will soon find ourselves within a hair's grasp of domination over the planet Earth. As we are but few our reign will be held within lands whereover one of us shall begin rule. Sir Brain has already called order to possess The Northern America's with Squire Pinky. Leaving the many dominions up to us to divide amongst ourselves, calling Mainland Europe myself, whom shall be the next to decide their domain?

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I, Litofsky, hereby and henceforth declare my dominance over the lands we know as "Europe." From this point forward, it shall be known as "The Neo-Socialist Republic of Unified Countries and Nations Combined Together for the Benefit of Humankind."

 

 

Or, more succintly, the NSRUCNCTBH.

 

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