El Sitherino Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 Chairman Samuel Dravis will reside over tonights gathering. Here in our committee we will discuss the matters of Heffalump domination, as we do each night. In collaboration with Sir Brain and Squire Pink, we will soon find ourselves within a hair's grasp of domination over the planet Earth. As we are but few our reign will be held within lands whereover one of us shall begin rule. Sir Brain has already called order to possess The Northern America's with Squire Pinky. Leaving the many dominions up to us to divide amongst ourselves, calling Mainland Europe myself, whom shall be the next to decide their domain?
tk102 Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 I choose Iceland, because I want to just be left alone with my unlimited geothermal power while the rest of the world goes to hell.
Samuel Dravis Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 As chairman of this illustrious gathering I think that I will take hawaii and also Socotra island and the real estate that the dr. pepper factory is currently occupying.
Inyri Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 I call Australia, so I can whip those heathens into shape in true Inyri fashion. >=D
Sabretooth Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 I have Japan. I have the panty vending machines. I win.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 callin america because it's the land of the free home of the brave I have Japan. I have the panty vending machines. I win. they banned those
Sabretooth Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 they banned those I legalized it just now. Also legalized paedophilia and bestiality. Pedobear's exile has been called off, he's on his way.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 I legalized it just now. Also legalized paedophilia and bestiality. Pedobear's exile has been called off, he's on his way. well now we know what you do on the weekends
El Sitherino Posted September 15, 2008 Author Posted September 15, 2008 I'm afraid Brain and Pinky have already called America, both US and Canada. Southern America's are available however.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 I'm afraid Brain and Pinky have already called America, both US and Canada. Southern America's are available however. no i already called it like 12 years ago brah
El Sitherino Posted September 15, 2008 Author Posted September 15, 2008 Then it has been decided, upon non-succession of Sir Brain's world domination scheme we shall begin our uprise and take the lands that are rightfully ours. Gather the masses, inform the troops, tonight we rule. THIS IS OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!
Litofsky Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 I, Litofsky, hereby and henceforth declare my dominance over the lands we know as "Europe." From this point forward, it shall be known as "The Neo-Socialist Republic of Unified Countries and Nations Combined Together for the Benefit of Humankind."
EnderWiggin Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 I, Litofsky, hereby and henceforth declare my dominance over the lands we know as "Europe." From this point forward, it shall be known as "The Neo-Socialist Republic of Unified Countries and Nations Combined Together for the Benefit of Humankind." Or, more succintly, the NSRUCNCTBH. _EW_
jrrtoken Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 We need a personality cult. Let's just plaster the real Samuel Davis' likeness on every building:
alliespixie Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 i call asia just to start a war with lito
Inyri Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Only I am allowed to lay claim to an entire continent.
alliespixie Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 whatever no one was calling the asian countries and you know they go to feel bad about it
Inyri Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 No one called Haiti yet. How do you think they feel?
tk102 Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 I call Australia, so I can whip those heathens into shape in true Inyri fashion. >=D
alliespixie Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 No one called Haiti yet. How do you think they feel? pretty crappy
El Sitherino Posted September 16, 2008 Author Posted September 16, 2008 Only I am allowed to lay claim to an entire continent. Bitch I called Europe, pay attention.
Inyri Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Europe is too small to be considered a real continent.
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