Shem Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Some people... some people! http://www.propeller.com/story/2008/09/16/fla-police-use-taser-on-nude-man-walking-a-dog/?icid=200100397x1209859070x1200584331 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 This must no doubt be some new sexual fetish: tasers. I wouldn't be surprised if it was all just some kinky porn shooting that was caught, and so they came up with an excuse about arrests and what-not. I'll go look for the porn now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Is your thread title a euphemism? Because it should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Shem... tsk tsk. How do you find these articles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 I just want to know why the police were walking the nude man's dog. Those must have been some crazy police officers. On one hand, they were nice enough to walk his dog, on the other, they tazed him... Maybe they tazed him because he didn't want them to walk his dog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Skywalker Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Oh lawd. They weren't walking his dog, the man was walking his dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 They weren't walking his dog, the man was walking his dog. Oh you kinky devil, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Skywalker Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Whatever sexual innuendo you have said, i regret to inform i did not get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I just want to know why the police were walking the nude man's dog. Those must have been some crazy police officers. On one hand, they were nice enough to walk his dog, on the other, they tazed him... Maybe they tazed him because he didn't want them to walk his dog... LOL "You want your dog back?! Too bad!" *taser* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 Shem... tsk tsk. How do you find these articles? I read a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Why would you taze a naked man? That's jiggling not wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corinthian Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 *Facepalm.* I quote. “Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,” McCranie said. “He was obviously having some sort of emotional distress,” You think, Officer McCranie? What led you to THAT conclusion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HdVaderII Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 *Facepalm.* I quote. You think, Officer McCranie? What led you to THAT conclusion? ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkApprentice Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 hope the leash wasn't metal or i'd really hate to be the dog when the man got tazed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Graffiti Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I'd hate to be the dog either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 All I thought about was this -- [Homer meets Kang and Kodos on their ship] Homer: Oh my god - space aliens. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids - eat them! Kodos: Silence! We are travellers from a nearby ringed planet whose name we'd prefer not to mention. Kang: My name is Kang - and this is my sister, Kodos. Kodos: [with male voice] Hello. Homer: [gulp] I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with. [unzips his pants and moons the aliens] Kang: Stop! We have reached the limit of what rectal probing can teach us! ---------------------------------------------------------- [Kang and Kodos have abducted Bob Dole and Bill Clinton, both of whom are now nude in glass tubes] Bob Dole: What the hell is this, some kinda tube?! -- [is silenced as his tube fills with pink liquid] Bill Clinton: Well, thanks for taking care of Dole for me! Hey! -- [is also silenced as his tube also fills with pink liquid] Kodos: Commence bio-duplication. [Kang and Kodos take on the physical forms of Bob Dole and Bill Clinton, respectively] Homer: Oh no! Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies. Oh my god, Lyndon Larouche was right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Some people... some people! http://www.propeller.com/story/2008/09/16/fla-police-use-taser-on-nude-man-walking-a-dog/?icid=200100397x1209859070x1200584331 DUDE! What The F*** man??!!?! This world really is going straight to hell. Whacky S*** like this is happening everywhere. I love it!!! --or at least I'm not sure what to make of it...but it ain't boring... I could give you several instances similar... On paul harvey or some radio news, I heard of some naked swordsman guy assailing a church in Sacramento CA...sadly I think I knew who he was too. He was disarmed and subdued. This is almost like that 3rd VCPR episode of pressing issues on GTA vice city radio. (I'm sure game rips are available somewhere, and youtube has copies should you care to hear it--actually hilarious). I think you might know what I am talking about shemster, but for those not in the know: It featured some semi-perv nudist guy named Barry, a neurotic mother named jen, and pastor richards. The host "Maurice Chavez" is, like, the only sane character. What ends up happening? Go look for the clip and find out for yourself...it's a riot! We now have "Don't tase me, Bro!" ICP: Violent J in Bizzar album song "Fearless" with this line in the song "I'll run around the white house lawn, naked and screaming and busing shots at it" And on Coast-to-Coast late at night there is occasionally this caller who is this southern reverend fella who is so whacky I'm not entirely sure if he's for real, or just some friend of the host who calls in to spice things up a bit when it all gets a little flat or a little too wierd. eerily reminiscent of VCPR pressing issues. lastly ICP (again): Album: Great milenko, song: What is a Juggalo? 4th line shaggy 2 dope: What is a Juggalo? A F***in' lunatic; somebody with a rope tied to his D***...and then he jumps out a tenth story windooowww....... (cartoon sound effects for bungee jumping ending in a WHACK!) ...OOOOHHHHHHH! Another one for the archives!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Buttercrust Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 They tazed him and at the same time walked his d- oh wait nevermind, you beat me. Shem, why art thou able to find such wierd stories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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