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Alkonium

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I'd scrape him up off the sidewalk and put him on the grill--of my nemesis' barbecue set.

 

 

What if Home Alone was actually a violent gay porn, co-starring Michael Jackson and the bad guys were not called the wet bandits, but the butt-bandits? :dev8:

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The parents who bought that video for their kids thinking it was a family film are gonna be all kinds of pissed.

 

What if Ninjas, Pirates, Zombies, and Robots all got into a four way war?

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I'd blare it from a secret location and drive everyone temporarily insane while I took all their worldly possessions.

 

What if noone ever found out it was me that did it?

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The debate over it (already having reached that conclusion by majority) could now be given a rest because it is a cow that has been milked dry. (Learn some spelling, ya big oafy hairball!)

 

What if Alkonium needed a bath?

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Then GTA would be forced to eat all of it and thank Totenkopf for the privilege of allowing GTA to wear a sh*t-eating grin. :D

 

What if the world blew up because of something stupid you did?

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We'd all be dead, but at least nobody would know it was me who screwed up.

 

What if the Old Dancing Man of Six Flags was as large as Godzilla and started doing his dance in the middle of New York while the song played so loud everybody could hear it?

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I'd bazooka the thing to deat and tell whoever is operating the music to turn it down or at least change the song to something that doesn't suck.

 

Then GTA would be forced to eat all of it and thank Totenkopf for the privilege of allowing GTA to wear a sh*t-eating grin. :D

 

Actually, I pretended to do that so big chuck could sneak in and pour turbo lax in your drink. :dev9: What I really did, though was use all the dog crap to bake a "chocolate cake" for Barney Frank. Hope you don't mind I used your tupperwear and your fridge...BTW you might wanna check your stuff'd animal collection. :dev11:

 

 

What if Tasmanian devils decided your leg was lunch?

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Then I would be the best pruner in the world:D

 

What if I was suddenly given the command of a large Federation of Countries, and I took complete and utter control of LF? *Beat that weirdness!!:D*

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