Astrotoy7 Posted February 25, 2009 Author Posted February 25, 2009 "A RONG RIME ARO, IN A RARAXY FA FA ARAY" -Excerpt from Engrish novelisation of Star Wars: ANH mtfbwya
Bokken Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 "My name is Oobedoob Kenoobi." "What's your middle name?" "Scoobydooby." --Oonoonimoos.
Alkonium Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 "One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, I really don't care what the hell you do." - The Doctor, Doctor Who, The Dalek Invasion of Earth, 1964.
Astrotoy7 Posted February 26, 2009 Author Posted February 26, 2009 Confucius Say "Angry Monkey always have powerful arms, much poop" mtfbwya
Bokken Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 "Of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: 'I have to pee.'" John Yellowgrass Cleverier.
Astrotoy7 Posted February 26, 2009 Author Posted February 26, 2009 "I used to bullseye sewer rats after using my Toilet back home, theyre not much bigger than .32 metres!" mtfbwya
Alkonium Posted March 2, 2009 Posted March 2, 2009 "If at first you don't succeed, you fail." - GLaDOS
Astrotoy7 Posted March 4, 2009 Author Posted March 4, 2009 ''It's not the destination that matters, it's having enough batteries in your GPS" mtfbwya
Marius Fett Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 'It was as though a million pigeons suddenly cried out in terror' -Obi Wanker Nobi (<-)
Ztalker Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 "I'll be back...with a new pipe." Randy the repairman, from The Radiator.
Alkonium Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 "You'll find that most of the truths we cling to are wrong." - Obi-Wan Kenobi
Astrotoy7 Posted March 7, 2009 Author Posted March 7, 2009 ''Pleesa helpa meesa commit painful suicide Ani!" -Phantom Menace Fanscript mtfbwya
Marius Fett Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 'The Fork will be with you... Always... And so will the knife, spatula and the spoon!' --Ben Kenobi
Chevron 7 locke Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 Once in a great while...A certain pair of pants are found...pants that represent greatness and truth of spirit - Me
Astrotoy7 Posted March 10, 2009 Author Posted March 10, 2009 "I came, I saw, I spent many hours on the can later on." Julio Cesario, Taco conossioeur mtfbwya
Alkonium Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 This is a real quote, but still "Ok Freeman, be adequate!" Sheckley, Half-Life 2: Episode Two
Astrotoy7 Posted March 10, 2009 Author Posted March 10, 2009 -"Look Sir, Droids!" -''What makes you say that?" -"Isn't this a restraining bolt or something?" -"Ugh, you're such geek." -"You're so mean!" *runs away crying* -ANH. Deleted Dialogue mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 Ohh..this looks fun.. Obi-Wan: Padme, Yoda knows about you and Anakin. Padme: Oh no... Obi-Wan: And I must say, Yoda is fiercely jealous... Deleted Scene from "Revenge of the Sith"
Astrotoy7 Posted March 10, 2009 Author Posted March 10, 2009 ''when I was a youngling, play with myself I did. Stunt my growth it has. . . '' -Yoda mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted March 10, 2009 Posted March 10, 2009 They always made fun of the bald guy back in my younger days, Anakin. Then I decided that the bald guy could beat the force out of them. This lesson, Anakin, don't make fun of bald guys. -Mace Windu, shortly before being electrocuted and thrown out the window
LordJhredmo Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, some guys in plastic got mad at some hobos and shot them apart, but ended up getting their dumb little space station blow'd up." -Anonymous Star Wars-hater
Astrotoy7 Posted March 11, 2009 Author Posted March 11, 2009 "I find your lack of plaits disturbing!" -Vader giving an inspirational speech to Girl Guides mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 "Oh no, you didn't!! *snaps fingers* " -Darth Vader, after watching the Death Star explode
Bokken Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 "Luke's not gay, he's just a little bi-curious." -Dann Boeing, Battle of the Titans
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