Darth Avlectus Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Neutral: I have some thanks, and it's nothing like that. Having a centuar woman in a 3 way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 29, 2010 Author Share Posted October 29, 2010 Awkward idea. Odds are she still only has one set of genitals. Defending yourself on a libel charge by proving that your libellous statements are actually true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 That's a good idea, since in order for it to be libel they have to be false. Building a clock and calling it a time machine to your family, friends, and the local media. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Eccentric idea: People already do that, a certain percentage anyways. Whatever moats you. Buying a mini generator for operating power tools on the go, like the one from Harbor Freight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 29, 2010 Author Share Posted October 29, 2010 Bad idea. You'd need to keep the generator going while operating the tools. Going to a pub and ordering a pint of something, but pronouncing it pin-t as opposed to pine-t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Good idea, it's always fun to be obnoxious. Bad idea. You'd need to keep the generator going while operating the tools. I thought the whole idea of a generator was that it was standalone once you started the motor?:confused: Driving a riding mower over glass bottles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 good idea, the mower's body will keep you safe! Wearing a GNU/Linux t-shirt to an Apple Store? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 ^^^Bad idea on principle, otherwise not sure. Though I have heard mac OS's incorporate elements of linux... if it isn't true then you'd only be cutting your own legs out from underneath you figuratively as a consumer bringing a rival or competitor brand into their store... Having your girlfriend and your female centuar bedbuddy both get oiled up with chicken grease before doing the squeaky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 30, 2010 Author Share Posted October 30, 2010 Bad idea. There is such a thing as being too oily. Microwaving Dynamite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 bad idea, everything tastes bad in the microwave! use the oven! eating cooked dynamite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Bad idea, indigestion could only end one way when you eat dynamite. Making dynamite into a sauce and selling it as a prized hot sauce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 31, 2010 Author Share Posted October 31, 2010 Bad idea, it's still potent. Writing a cookbook and calling it The Omnomnomicon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Premature idea: most people not internet literae nor team fortress 2 (Heavy Sandvitch munch noise) literate won't catch onto it just yet...maybe a little creative advertising first? Obtaining Orochi blood from KOF's Shermie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 1, 2010 Author Share Posted November 1, 2010 Bad idea. Anything involving obtaining blood will not end well. Eating the universe inside of your heart, which is actually a stick of deodorant. @GTA: TF2 was just referencing an existing meme with the Heavy's Sandvich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 Neutral idea: I have no idea WTF you're talking about. Proclaiming yourself the King Leonidas of lucasforums by going around posting: "THIS IS LLLLUUUUUCASSSSFFFFFOOORRRRUUUMMMMMSSSSSSS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 3, 2010 Author Share Posted November 3, 2010 Good idea. I can't think of a better way to get rid of noobs than kicking them into a bottom less pit, aside from the fact that it wouldn't take a large percentage of them to completely fill it. Trying to do this: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Good idea: I always wanted to pull a deodorant stick out of the chest of my football jersey. Inventing a candy consisting of white powdery chunks and calling it "Crackheads", then patenting it and selling it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 9, 2010 Author Share Posted November 9, 2010 Good idea. It's like Crack, but legal! Deliberately designing PSA's to give people nightmares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Good idea, AS THERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE WHO COULD REALLY USE THE UNEASE IN THEIR REST!!!!!!!!!!!! Making a bunch of crappy antichrist shock acid metal albums while under an alias that is half pinup celebrity lady crossed with half serial killer dude--and hoping it'll still make money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Good idea. Ever heard of Lady Gaga? Stuffing radioactive materials into a paper bag and mailing it to a select member of the US Congress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 10, 2010 Author Share Posted November 10, 2010 Bad idea. There is no way paper can contain the radiation, resulting in a lot of collateral damage. Toasting a Toaster in a Toaster Oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Good idea, everything is better with lovin' from the oven. Routinely using the phrase "lovin' from the oven". In before Holocaust joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Neutral: Some might not have any idea what you're talking about... Good idea. Ever heard of Lady Gaga? Yes I have. She doesn't do metal. She's the birthchild of Madonna and Britney. (And I didn't think that was possible!) Think more Marylin Monroe X Charles Manson. Using kerosene as an after shave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Neutral. How much hair is left? Yes I have. She doesn't do metal. She's the birthchild of Madonna and Britney. (And I didn't think that was possible!) Think more Marylin Monroe X Charles Manson. Killjoy. Mailing drugs and narcotics to your boss, signed "from <insert name of fellow employee you dislike>." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 I don't have a coworker except my boss...lemt me see...going back to 2005 where I was remotely in a work sitch like that.......Good idea, that guy was a douchenozzle. Smoking crap, just like smoking crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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