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"wtf where did you find this GO-TO i never saw him"

Its Kinda hard to miss somethimg so round and mean.

"nice... canderous is mandalore... thats a good one"

:lol: I know right? :xp:

"Mira's comments are wierdly human for a bounty hunter..."I guess she's just naturally beautifuf" made me laugh hard--for a sec I thought she was referring to me!"

I think this person could be committed for this comment.

"’If father had been faster’". Doesn't she wish she hadn't been born or something? If so, that line is disgusting."

:barf2:

"modding is like a cheating though"

:newbie: If that's the case, I'm a bad person. :lol:

"hey [snip] y do u study this game u nerd get a life u probobly sleep with this game"

Apparently you need a life if all you do is flame people on YouTube. :wstupid:.

 

I look forward to more Shem! :D

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Hi Shem. I've read over your thread and am really looking forward to more!

 

"lol i bet none of u guys have beat the game lol... thats not darth bandon!!!! remem when u face him on tairs? he says after he besas u his master might reward him with a light saber? that guy already has 1!!!!! and second wtf??!!! zingodoom?!!! u dont have any party members exepct the droid carth onasai and bastala when u fight him!!! u talkin outta ur [snip]!!!!"

That's probably my favorite :D

 

Anyway, hope you post more soon! Enjoying this thread very much :thmbup1:

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"[Kreia's] hot."

 

:raise:What were you smoking when you typed that?

 

"how u do that"

 

If I had a quarter for everyime I heard that...

 

"'What do you wish fat one' lol, does any one know how do get mical on my team lol?"

 

lol, be a girl, lol.

 

"HAHAHAHAAA Mandolore looks like he's stoned!!!"

 

Whatever your smoking, stop smoking it.

"wtf, that guy?! from kotor 1, how do u get him? or is it b/c of a mod?"

:raise:

 

"hey [snip] y do u study this game u nerd get a life u probobly sleep with this game"

 

And your probably failed school for having such bad spelling.

 

"’If father had been faster’". Doesn't she wish she hadn't been born or something? If so, that line is disgusting."

 

Alrighty...how the hell can someone get that out of the conversation?!

 

"modding is like a cheating though"

 

I prefer to think of it as..."Enhancing the game."

 

"huh? a mod? do u need to be evil?"

 

:raise:

 

Great updates as always Shem. I always look forward to your videos.

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Ready for more? Well, here it comes:

 

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Seems to be to the way? I never knew a Sith Lord who was good:

 

"That seems to be the way of the Sith: "Do anything it takes" Even if it involves destroying an entire planet, killing countless innocents."

 

Ya think:

 

"is sauls uniform a mod it lookes like one"

 

What Star Wars movie did this guy watch? From what I remember the Death Star destroyed Alderaan and Sidious wasn’t even in the movie that it happened in:

 

"sidious destroyed a planet with the pure force alone"

 

Another weird one:

 

"Well, Anakin basically slaughters anything he can get his saber on."

 

I’m not about to try to make sense out of this one:

 

"Malak is Sex!"

 

So unfortunate:

 

"I had this game but lost it it's sad"

 

Let’s think logically. When both Telos and Dantooine were destroyed by the Sith, it meant the structures were in ruins as shown in TSL. So wouldn’t that be Taris’ fate? Logic people:

 

"was [Taris] really wiped away from the galaxy"

 

Another one of those that makes you wonder:

 

"Malak is cool, but he is no Darth Vader."

 

 

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Not much here, but a couple of comments worth mentioning starting with captain obvious. This guy just said this out of the blue:

 

"The Leviathan reminds me of the death star blowing up planets. But Taris wasn't the only place Darth Malak destroyed. He also destroyed Telos. Carth's home planet. Then in Kotor 2 they are rebuilding it."

 

Again, this is one of those things I don’t know how to make sense out of:

 

"I wonder what [Malak] looks like FULLY naked... Not be gay or anything, it would be so funny"

 

 

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Another one of those comment sections not loaded with tons of comments.

 

Sometimes I wonder how people stumble on my videos if they don’t know what game it is:

 

"what game is this??"

 

Did someone miss the memo that this is 4000 years before the movies:

 

"Luke should be in the lead of the jedi"

 

 

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Again, another video with lack of comments. It’s like a dry spell we’re going through.

 

Well, there were two people wishing the mods they saw were on the Xbox:

 

"is this xbox?"

 

"r those suits only 4 da pc version"

 

 

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Dry spell continues. Here are a few weird ones:

 

"I think thatz a bit 2 mutch for training"

 

"Why does Revan do his training with Bastila? I mean i know they have a force bond but shouldn't Bastila be helping the republic with her battle meditation?"

 

Keep in mind this guy knows about modding and downloads mods and still asks:

 

"How do you get the robe on before actually building your saber? I thought that there restrictions because you haven't fully completed your training yet."

 

I can’t make sense out of this one:

 

"do you get to make your name?"

 

 

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More dry spelling continuing, but in a way if you think about it, it will get me through my videos faster in this project. Anyway, this question was odd in my opinion:

 

"does this give you dark side points or light ?"

 

 

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This is where exploring your game and checking things out comes in handy:

 

"where did you get this please tell."

 

There comes a conversation with someone who went off-topic who doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

 

[some clueless guy] "Im sure that Revan had a higher Midiclorian count than Anakin "

[shem explains how that isn’t possible and even explained the prophecy involving Anakin]

[Clueless guy doesn’t get it] "Wait... so Midi-chlorians had sex with his Anakin's Mom??"

 

Where did this guy get the idea that I didn’t put in the whole scene. Just another guy who didn’t explore his game:

 

"Woah, so cool! Does anything else happen in the cut-scene??"

 

I mess with the graphic settings and it amazes people:

 

"how did you get this in color?"

 

 

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The whole idea behind this video since I figured out that lots of people get set in their ways in playing their KOTOR games was to show what happens with Atton if you play as a female Exile. This was one of those things where you knew that since most of the TSL gamers were males, they would play as males always. I also put the word pervert in the video’s title because I really wanted to catch people’s attention.

 

This video was inspiring in a way:

 

"is there a romance option in TSL"

 

Some off-topic remark worth either laughing or puking about :xp :

 

"think about having a romantic conversation with Kreia."

 

Two guys came up with an interesting clever nickname for Atton. I know based on when these comments were posted that they both never saw each other’s:

 

"Rand is most randy."

 

"atton rand? more like atton randy"

 

Here are some who actually admitted they never have played as a female Exile:

 

"OMG! That is sooo good! I never played fem. in both KotOR's, so I don't know npc reaction lol"

 

"haha oh man I got to try to use the female exile next time"

 

"ha ha ha! Never saw this before! Got to be funny!"

 

"haha I gotta play through Kotor 2 as a female."

 

"LMAO!! I got to try this out tonight! Hilarious!"

 

"definetly wants to make me play as a female"

 

Some weird thought:

 

"Hey, this might sound stupid, but u should make Atton sound like Butt-head or Beavis! It'd be funny."

 

I like this remark :xp :

 

"how is I couldn't have her with the same type of underwear in my version of the game"

 

When playboy or other porn sites aren’t enough anymore:

 

"but I would've prefered if she had appeared nude,this goes for Mira and Brianna too."

 

Some strange comments:

 

"Atton = Star Pimp"

 

"Your character is a whore."

 

"Atton hangs out with me everyday for a beer"

 

Here comes the Sherlock Holmes award:

 

"did you mod it so you have handmaidens underwear?"

 

Someone reading too much into it:

 

"wow, the people at obsidian need to get girl-friends"

 

Some Polish person with a stupid stereotype comment:

 

"Why pevert? just normal hetero man. Americans are such prudes."

 

Another “Please reply” remark:

 

"do you have this on PC? plz reply"

 

Did someone miss the memo that George Lucas didn’t write the KOTOR games? I guess so:

 

"your supposed to be a girl in kotor 2 if you want to be true to the real story by gorge locus"

 

Try telling someone that these scenes aren’t patches:

 

"LMAO! Good old patches!"

 

Here’s my favorite one. It didn’t occur to this guy that the Exile is female unless he thought it could have happened with a male Exile :xp: :

 

"how do you make him say that?"

 

Enjoy another update! That should hold you over for a little while! :D

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"will you support republics of aliens ? republican zealot.empire is not evil,empire is a regime!. not everyone fear the dark side and the empire like you do, from my point of view,the corrupt, hypocrite and liberal republic is evil!. always the weaker rebels republic prevails ?. so how do you explain that republic always lose to number imperialist and some genius leaders. empire brings true order for long, republic always fail, but rebels sometimes succeed. all kind of rebels that unestimate."

 

Okay...Either it is some really STUPID kid not even graduated from high school, or some looney conspiracy theorist feigning being right wing and spewing ignorance like diarhea in an attempt to discredit the right.

 

Whatever the case: This ass munch sucks. This ass munch sucks more than anyone who has ever sucked before. I must find this bum-hug and put my boot up his ass.

 

This level of inane hackery and ignorance gets teabagged--GTA:SWcity status:

 

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Questions like this bother me, especially since the gamer seems to be ignorant that Google exists:

"I am new to these mod things. Where do you get them? Are they downloadable over the internet? Which one did you use?"

 

Say what?! OK...that's it...Dub above comment over the cat owner w/ camera in this next clip:

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This guy is just messed up:

 

"vader dissapoint me when he returned to the light side.. "

I FLING A DEAD RACCOON AT THEE AND LAUNCH A PIANO ON TOP OF THAT TO ADD INSULT!~!

OH! SNAP!

 

 

To the below...the ones pertaining to shall we call it statutory rape...you know I hadn't really thought about this kinda stuff. >_<

 

Nevertheless, well, I'm sure if Revan were just some pre-teen boy...like any boy that age I'm sure he would probably drool over the prospect of the twenties something Bastilla. Especially when it came to burying his face in her chest. :dev9:

 

"Wouldn't be agianst the law that Bastilla pleged to be his lover?"

:rolleyes: Some people...:lol:

 

"IT'S STEWIE!"
:rofl:

 

"he could destroy the galaxy and can't even order Juma Juice yet ... how Revan has to suffer lol"
Ah, such irony... isn't it, though?

 

"revan a kid who can rule the galaxy but isnt old enough to have sex now playing in a theater near you!"

Where some people's minds go, I swear.

 

"lol, makes bastila look like a pedophile."

Well, yes. Why thank you .....captain obvious.:dozey:

 

"Bastila is a little boy hunter! Run!"

NO WAY! If I were 13, I'd try to get me a piece of that action--beavis and butt-head have the right idea.

 

"If Revan is a kid. . . And Bastila has feel- On second thought I'm not going there."
BAWWWWWW.

"bastila is a pev"

As are all those hot anime/hentai teachers--so, what's your point?

"Shouldn't you be potty-trained if you're gonna rule the galaxy?"
:laughing:

This is my favorite comment of the video to counteract the child Revan:

"yes but the republic have a secret weapon,.....MICHEAL JACKSON!!"

Ah. Well I think Macauly Caulkin--err, "Kevin McAlister" would agree with that.

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I guess there really is something different about Kreia besides having her hood down:

"[Kreia's] hot."

While I do wonder what she looked like when she was young (Well, sorta--there are theories she has a daughter who looks just like her :rolleyes:), and even Totenkopf commented on it, I still kind of wonder...WTF? LAWL

Part of me wonders what this guy is thinking and another part wants to say, “Takes one to know one.” Anyway:

"HAHAHAHAAA Mandolore looks like he's stoned!!!"

[mockery]:HAHAHAHAHAHAAA you SOUND like a stoned noob!!![/HK-47]

 

Someone is reading too much into the dialogue:

"’If father had been faster’". Doesn't she wish she hadn't been born or something? If so, that line is disgusting."

What the f*ck?! :rofl:

 

Keep in mind this guy knows about modding and downloads mods and still asks:

"How do you get the robe on before actually building your saber? I thought that there restrictions because you haven't fully completed your training yet."

Taking a little too technical in that one's thinking.

Some off-topic remark worth either laughing or puking about :xp :

"think about having a romantic conversation with Kreia."

Hmm. This one must watch a lot of porn--with old people in it.

Some weird thought:

"Hey, this might sound stupid, but u should make Atton sound like Butt-head or Beavis! It'd be funny."

Hmm. You know I can actually imitate their voices, if anyone is interested in making a beavis and butthead voice mod. Personally I don't think it would fit, but hey, whatever.

I wonder if Tommycat has a comparable voice. :dev9:

 

"Atton = Star Pimp"

YOU=dumbass

"Your character is a whore."

Pot. Kettle. Black. :)

"Atton hangs out with me everyday for a beer"

Naw.....really? I had no idea. Kettle Head. :¬:

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"sidious destroyed a planet with the pure force alone"

First. How old are you? Second. What movie did you watch? Seriously.

"Malak is Sex!"

I............can't say too much about it:anvil:

"Luke should be in the lead of the jedi"

Please read the game description or search the internet before commenting:¬:

[some clueless guy] "Im sure that Revan had a higher Midiclorian count than Anakin "

[shem explains how that isn’t possible and even explained the prophecy involving Anakin]

[Clueless guy doesn’t get it] "Wait... so Midi-chlorians had sex with his Anakin's Mom??"

That made me laugh!:rofl:

"think about having a romantic conversation with Kreia."

No. Please don't do it. Not again.:indif:

 

Great update Shem:lol:

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"sidious destroyed a planet with the pure force alone"

Might be a reference to the Dark Empire comic... Sidious/Palapatine created a storm of dark force energy (Force Storm), the storm ended up engulfing the Eclipse and himself when he lost control when confronted by Luke and Leia (Or something, been a while). But I don't recall a planet being destroyed...

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Still hilarious. :)

 

"Better Bastilla as a dark [w]itch than Bastilla dead, what is the gratification when you deside to be a yedi."

Yedi? Is that what you get when you add Yoda + Jedi?

 

"His MOTHER created him out of medichlorians and should've been a Jedi."

Then why did she tell Qui-Gon, "I can't explain what happened?"

 

"your supposed to be a girl in kotor 2 if you want to be true to the real story by gorge locus"

Who is this Jorge Locust?

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Let’s celebrate with another update :cheers:

 

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This video had the CJT0202 mod in it where female Revan and Carth kiss each other. Anyway, some people never had a clue to the animation issue when making such a kiss for the game. At least it wasn’t as bad as the bombardment of comments about the Bastila and male Revan kiss video:

 

"What the hell kind of kiss was that?"

 

"That was a funny kiss!!!"

 

Talking to Carth often does help:

 

"how do u the kiss thing on the game someone plz reply"

 

Even though this person overlooked the visual kiss was a mod, at least they were able to get this scene:

 

"They didn't kiss in my PC version...sad...all talk and no tongue"

 

I got a lot of questions on how Juhani looked so differently, but this one made me laugh:

 

"man! what the hell turned the cathar Juhani into voldemort??"

 

Someone is about to learn about what the word mod is short from:

 

"what's a 'mod'? as in 'modification'?"

 

I’m scratching my head on this one:

 

"whos Bastila? Revan?"

 

The Xbox, PC, and mod confusion issues:

 

"How come this didn't happen in the X-Box version?"

 

"erm... which version is this? the pc or x-box?"

 

"i have only recently for hte 1st time played as a female revan, is this the same as the xbox version?"

 

"ive watched alot of ur videos and i dont recognize just about any of the clothes ur party is equiped with or any of the main characters u play with. ive beaten this several times on xbox, is this the pc version or something?"

 

"Is this from the xbox version? I have kotor on pc"

 

I think this gamer was thinking that it would have turned into a gay lover scene instead of a romance with Bastila:

 

"imagine what would happen if u played as revan as a guy!"

 

It could be possible that this person is still looking for the name Lehon instead of Unknown World:

 

"what planet is this on"

 

As Yoda would say: “Much to learn you still have”:

 

"I got up to this part but Carth did not say that he loved Revan What am I doing wrong? please tell me."

 

"DOES THIS REALLY HAPPEN. I've never seen it...."

 

"Ok, so does that happen in the Xbox version or what?"

 

"Hey, does anyone know if there is a special trigger for this? I played full female lightside, saved Dustil, and went through this scene answering the same answers, but it changed as soon as Jolee spoke about his doubts. Instead I Juhani professed her love to me!"

 

Try explaining the meaning behind this quote:

 

"haha! HK-47 wont ever get a girl!"

 

Maybe this gamer hasn’t played the game in a VERY long time:

 

"I dont remember that mission girl who is she?"

 

 

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Someone is looking to get out of a fight:

 

"does anyone know if you can trick zaalbar with level 1 force persuade?"

 

Dark side reactions:

 

"lol I cried when I played kotor 1 darkside."

 

"no! mission"

 

"what? im crying??!!!"

 

"Poor Mission...killed by her best friend...what a nightmare."

 

"It killed me when I killed Carth and Mission. Oh well, I got a hot evil chick on my side."

 

"The Darkside is trully rotten and evil. That scene was sad."

 

How does anybody confuse blasting with kicking:

 

"lol it loked like Zaalbar kicked Mission"

 

Someone needs to pay attention to the dialogue:

 

"why doesnt Mission run off with Carth ?"

 

Then a connection is made:

 

"Oohhh.. So that's how I get the thingy of Carth after you killed Malak. It all makes sense now"

 

:rolleyes: :

 

"Is this part of the story or a mod?"

 

 

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This is a very tricky ending to get I suppose since there was a lot of confusion on how to do it:

 

"Never saw that ending in the game O.o"

 

"i talked to Carth and updated every time the Carth Quest, and killed Karath, fell to the darkside but it didn't happened to me! what do you have to do to fall in love with him?"

 

"whenever i beat the game dark side it just goes strait to the scene of sith ships how do you get this scene?"

 

"Was this scene cut out of the north american version game or is there something in particular you have to do to trigger it?"

 

"Is this scene in the xbox version too?"

 

"does this only happen if ur character is a female"

 

"this must be the alternate ending ."

 

"I really wish they had this option in the game since the first time I played as Dark Side I wondered where the hell Carth went after he ran away on the beach."

 

"how do you get this ending"

 

"how do you get this? ive never seen it?? do you need to be female?"

 

"ok i dont remember this part"

 

This one was my favorite of queries about how to get this scene because the gamer mentions how many times he played KOTOR:

 

"i did full darkside and i couldent get this scene and ive done it on my xbox like 50 times"

 

The sad reactions to Carth’s death:

 

"it seemed so...sad..."

 

"Most ball-busting moment EVER. And it's soooooo evil."

 

"This ending is SOOO sad"

 

"R.I.P. carth..."

 

"NOOOO Why Carth WHY?!"

 

"aww poor carth lol"

 

"Carth No Not Carth Damn Sith"

 

"Carth noooooooooo"

 

"NOOOOOOOOO carth died....o well."

 

"Nooooooooooooo Caaaaaarth!!"

 

The limited happy reactions:

 

"YAY carth is dead i always hated him"

 

"i like this part"

 

Interesting comment:

 

"yes hes died long live revan the [w]itch!!"

 

Then this teenage kid doesn’t realize that these are mostly adult characters:

 

"raven the teen [w]itch"

 

Here are some people who just really got mad at me for killing Carth:

 

"how dare you kill carth."

 

"Okay Shem, I used to like you, but you killed Carth. Shame on you Shem!"

 

"NOOOOO!!!!!11 CARTH! Dang you, Shem! Dang U!"

 

I guess some people never found Revan’s robes:

 

"what is Revan wearing?"

 

I know the majority of these quotes were in my other thread about the confusion of Carth being in TSL, but I still find this hilarious because of the low comprehension skills some people have so I posted them again and I think there is a new one in there too:

 

"That part cant happen becuase the exile talks to crath at the part in k.o.t.o.r 2 were all the sith are attking telos"

 

"Carth couldn't of died though. He needs to be alive for KOTOR2"

 

"Well [Carth]'s in KOTOR2 so he should be alive."

 

"but in the second one carth is in it"

 

"But I met carth in the second one.."

 

"wait what? carth can't die in this one he was in the second one, for a few scenes"

 

"But Carth is alive in Kotor2"

 

"wait up.. i swear i saw the Disciple talking to Carth on a hologram in KotOR 2..."

 

"yea but he is in KotOR 2 im srry im kinda confused"

 

Here is someone of course who didn’t see Carth:

 

"That explains Admiral Cede in KOTOR II"

 

Here is someone who in the middle of his sentence comprehends it:

 

"Wait wait a second though......hes in kotor 2.....so? oh wait this is the darkside version lol nvrm then."

 

:rolleyes: :

 

"but this is a mod"

 

"Is this a mod or does this actually happen?"

 

I’m an inspiration :xp: :

 

"aye, i'm replaying KOTOR 1 as a dark female now heh... always finding new things in the KOTOR games - i love it"

 

Someone needs to go through my videos first before asking:

 

"Poor Carth, =( Could you please make another video and show the part when you kiss Carth? Please. I haven't seen it"

 

Confused:

 

"is that KOTOR 1 or 2"

 

"W-W-WHAT KOTOR IS THAT IN"

 

Strange:

 

"Carth is my homie"

 

Can’t explain this one except that the user who said it was a guy:

 

"Carth would make a good sex slave"

 

Someone forgets that lightsabers are very powerful:

 

"for a war hero he went down fast"

 

Another one of those off-topic things I can’t explain:

 

"I wonder what it would it be like if Someone ruled the whole Earth."

 

A random dirty mind strikes again:

 

"And now Revan and Bastila become lesbians because Revan's boyrfriend is dead..."

 

Well, I hope you enjoyed this update! Looking forward to your reactions! :D

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Those people truly are primitive:xp:.

"Carth is my homie"
Of course he is, just like the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny.

"Okay Shem, I used to like you, but you killed Carth. Shame on you Shem!"
Of course, shame on Shem and pretty much everyone else who as actually played the game differently each time through.

"i like this part"
Yes of course... *calls 911*.

"It killed me when I killed Carth and Mission. Oh well, I got a hot evil chick on my side."
Yeah, it doesn't matter if you kill someone as long as you get a cute girl out of it. Sheesh.

"haha! HK-47 wont ever get a girl!"
Neither will you...

:rofl:

I've really enjoyed this update Shem! I look forward to more.

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"what's a 'mod'? as in 'modification'?"

Did you ever visit Kotor2Files?

"whos Bastila? Revan?"

I can't say much about this one:indif:Play the game before you ask.

"what planet is this on"

On Earth! Where else?:lol:

"lol it loked like Zaalbar kicked Mission"

Are you sure you commented on the right video?

"raven the teen [w]itch"

Just play the game and watch videos kid, but don't comment:lol:

"what is Revan wearing?"

Boots.

"W-W-WHAT KOTOR IS THAT IN"

Not again:¬:

"And now Revan and Bastila become lesbians because Revan's boyrfriend is dead..."

If you say so......:indif:

 

 

Great update Shem:rofl:

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"man! what the hell turned the cathar Juhani into voldemort??"

I wasn't aware that she looked like Voldemort

 

"what's a 'mod'? as in 'modification'?"

 

Bingo! Someone finally gets it!

 

"whos Bastila? Revan?"

 

lolwut?

 

"imagine what would happen if u played as revan as a guy!"

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"haha! HK-47 wont ever get a girl!"

 

I doubt you'll ever get one either.

 

"lol it loked like Zaalbar kicked Mission"

 

:raise:

 

"Is this part of the story or a mod?"

 

Oh...it's obviously a mod!

 

"i did full darkside and i couldent get this scene and ive done it on my xbox like 50 times"

 

You fail good sir.

 

"how dare you kill carth."

 

"Okay Shem, I used to like you, but you killed Carth. Shame on you Shem!"

 

"NOOOOO!!!!!11 CARTH! Dang you, Shem! Dang U!"

 

...:raise: Looks like you made a few enemies with that video Shem.

 

"is that KOTOR 1 or 2"

 

"W-W-WHAT KOTOR IS THAT IN"

 

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"Carth is my homie"

 

:raise: Tell me sir, how do you figure that?

 

"Carth would make a good sex slave"

 

How crass.

 

 

"I wonder what it would it be like if Someone ruled the whole Earth."

 

Well...if Shem ruled the world, I'm guessing random youtube idiots like you wouldn't have acess to computers of any sort. Now if I ruled the world, all you youtube idiots would be forced to work in the mines.

 

"And now Revan and Bastila become lesbians because Revan's boyrfriend is dead..."

 

...Fail.

 

As usual, the update was awsome shem!

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Yes, it’s been a while since I did an update, but I haven’t forgotten so here comes another one.

 

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Interesting observation:

 

is it tradition to have you hand cut off in the Star Wars saga?

 

Learn about modding:

 

How.. How did you have Kreia wield a lightsaber?

 

Captain Obvious makes a return:

 

in kotor 2, it's all about betrayal.

 

Someone is having a hard time comprehending:

 

Oh come on. If in the final battle when you fight Kreia as darth traya, she is better than that

 

So let’s not hide the fact that Kreia is a secret Sith. Let’s just have her wear her Sith outfit that she wears on Malachor V while we’re at it:

 

Kreia's a Sith. Wouldn't she have a red saber?

 

 

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Someone makes a connection about what gender I choose who Revan was in this video:

 

Lemi quess Revan was a guy

 

Gibberish is not a true language:

 

1 l13k t0 5h00tz0rz p30p3lz!!!!!!!!!!1

 

The graphic display of Bastila in a hologram makes people think of:

 

Got Milk Bastila?

 

Why does she look like she has a milk-mustache?

 

got milk?

 

hahhahah another mustache!

 

it looks like she should be on a got milk comercial

 

She looks like she has a milk mustache

 

A worried Revan fanboy:

 

So if T3's back then does it mean Revan didn't make it?

 

Here is to the confused:

 

how do you get t3 to play that in the game?????

 

where do u find this

 

i never even got these cutscenes.

 

is this in the game????

 

how do you unlock this.

 

can u only get this on the xbox version? cause i play on the pc i can't ever get this message unlocked from t3.

 

how do you get this message ?? is it through repair or computer? and how much influence do you need?

 

is this only on the pc version

 

You try to lead someone on how to get this scene:

 

The paragraph does not help me

 

Comprehension skills FTW. It’s probably a safe bet that this guy rushed through his conversation with Atton determining Revan’s gender:

 

Lol i have 16 Intellegance but the only thing I get is a Dark side bastila message

 

Believe it or not, if someone was crazy enough to try to sell mods, some people would try to buy them:

 

Oh do mods cost money

 

If you think about it, you will never get a chance to talk to T3-M4 after your duel with Darth Nihilus:

 

Cool, and mysterious. Did/can u find this b4 or after the fite with Nihilus?

 

I never realize that Revan was a piece of property:

 

i yhink you should buy revan as you bought hk-47 or at least reasemble him

 

This was a good one:

 

So that's why I never found this hologram - 'cause I always make my character Jedi Guardian and being that doesn't need much intelligence - so technically my character is stupid LOL

 

Someone is opposed to the idea of making a KOTOR III:

 

There better not be a KOTOR 3

 

Someone doesn’t understand the story:

 

Haha, why would Rev ditch bastila?

 

And someone doesn’t know who that is:

 

it's that bastila????

 

False rumors FTW:

 

it has been revealed that revan is frozen in carbonite

 

 

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Why do people think that whatever path you choose for the Exile will determine the path Revan was:

 

I haven't seen this scenario yet. Wow, thank's for posting this one up. To set Revan on the darkside, and Bastila with him, what must you do? Does the Exile have to be dark sided?

 

It’s official. The dark side is cute:

 

Bastila is kind'a cute on the dark side. She has an evil authority tone in her voice but she cares about Revan. To me that's cute.

 

Or maybe odd:

 

The voice actor sounds a bit high pitched there. Kinda odd.

 

Or bitchy:

 

wow she sounds like a little bitch

 

Bastila pledged to be Revan’s lover (if you do the romance plot) in K1 if Revan joined the dark side with her, so what is the problem now:

 

that's kind of odd; this is the darkside version. why does she say revan wants to protect her??

 

Somebody is lost:

 

what was that about?

 

Some people give me way too much credit:

 

hey your that guy who makes all the mods arent you?

 

Read the summary:

 

Hey what intellegence level do you need exacly? i need 2 know

 

 

Some people think it’s what party members you choose that gets that hologram of Bastila on Korriban instead of setting Revan to the dark side:

 

but another this on the planet korib u will find a holocron its a mesage from bastila again!i have to tell u now to bring any of the droids cause if u do u the holocron would be destroyed in the blast so only bring ur jedi friends bring the girl from narshada or the wookie depends which 1 u got and one of the other dudes!oh yeh dont bring mandalorethe holocron would b estroyed

 

Another one of those wondering which game it is:

 

Is this for KOTOR 1 or 2?

 

I didn’t realize that a baggy robe = a person is fat:

 

Why was she a little fat in that hologram

 

i agree shes gotten fat

 

The milk mustache talk is back:

 

looks like shes gots some milk on her lip too

 

Did this person comprehend that Bastila is on the dark side:

 

well shes got some major issues

 

Someone really needs to get introduced to Google:

 

what happens to revan? do you see him? did he die from darth nihilus? or did he die from krea? i must know!!!

 

If this person was correct, then how was HK-47 a party member in TSL:

 

and secondly [Revan] took HK-47 with him

 

Some people think how they played their first KOTOR game affects the second one:

 

how can u set the light side by puting him/her on the dark side in Kotor I?

 

 

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I guess talking to T3-M4 on the Ebon Hawk didn’t occur to this person:

 

Ah my God can you tell when this will happen in the game? Like which planet or somthing..? I'm a light-side female and my INT is 17.

 

Someone can’t stand the fact that we can choose the gender of our player characters:

 

revans not a woman! look anywhere, it says he is a guy.

 

I love it when someone is confused which game it is:

 

This is SW KoTOR I? II?

 

I’m starting to think that the reason why the dark side Revan option is the first one when talking to Atton because if you’re impatient, you get the dark sided Revan and the dark side is the quick and easy path or the impatient path:

 

I ONly found Bastla dark side messege how do u find Bastela light and Carth's message

 

 

The information I give to help people can only be useless if you’re not smart enough to comprehend it:

 

You say as if the paragraph has all the answers the paragraph tells me what i already know your paragraph is useless

 

Someone missed the memo about Carth’s feelings about female Revan:

 

Wow. Carth REALLY cares about Female Revan

 

I still don’t know how someone can play a game 20 times and not read their dialogue choices:

 

How do you set Revan to be on the light side? Of 20 times I played through this game I managed to do it only once - by misstake. And I don't remember how to do it. :S Please tell me.

 

Again, why do people think that whatever you set the Exile will set Revan too:

 

does the hologram change if the exile followed the path of the dark side?

 

Unlocking this is so confusing:

 

Call me a noob, but how do u managae to get T3 to show you the messages?

 

how do you get this??

 

what intel level u need to unlock this

 

how high for the intelligence? please give me a number.

 

How do u get the holograms

 

so uhh, is this a mod for the PC or can i get this on my xbox version?

 

Huh? This is on x-box too?? I have this on x-box but I never seen this before

 

How high does your intelligence have to be?

 

Just because you can’t get it doesn’t mean it was cut content:

 

thats cut content though jedi shemL

 

Some people:

 

Woah woah woah, Revan IS a sith? Can you change that?

 

Oh boy:

 

whos he talking about?

 

Well, here is a long update for you all since I took a month off. Hope you all enjoyed it! :D

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-1 l13k t0 5h00tz0rz p30p3lz!!!!!!!!!!1

I'm not sure, but I think the translation might be: I like to shooter peoples.

-So if T3's back then does it mean Revan didn't make it?

:¬:

-is this in the game????

Pacman!:xp:

-what was that about?

What do you think?

-Oh do mods cost money

Gimme 50$ and I'll tell ya.

-There better not be a KOTOR 3

Blasphemer!:swear:

-it has been revealed that revan is frozen in carbonite

Actually, I think that's your brain.

-hey your that guy who makes all the mods arent you?

Yeah, and the rest of us don't exist:¬:

-Hey what intellegence level do you need exacly? i need 2 know

You need to be smart enough to figure it out yourself for starters.

-what happens to revan? do you see him? did he die from darth nihilus? or did he die from krea? i must know!!!

They both killed him, and their coming for you next.:holosid::saberr::jango2

-and secondly [Revan] took HK-47 with him

Then why is he standing behind you?

-whos he talking about?

Me!:xp:

 

Another hilarious update Shem!:D

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How does anybody confuse blasting with kicking:

"lol it loked like Zaalbar kicked Mission"

 

If you look at 3:47-9 it looks like Big Z is kicking the sand (or just moving real choppily) as he closes on Mission before firing his bowcaster.

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How.. How did you have Kreia wield a lightsaber?

 

Thats for everyone else to know and for you to try and figure out. :xp:

 

in kotor 2, it's all about betrayal.

 

You're finally figuring that out now?!

 

Lemi quess Revan was a guy

 

Learn to spell

 

1 l13k t0 5h00tz0rz p30p3lz!!!!!!!!!!1

 

How crass o_Q

 

So if T3's back then does it mean Revan didn't make it?

 

No he's there. He's just hiding so you fanboys can't find him and annoy him any more.

 

how do you get t3 to play that in the game?????

 

Did you even try to look it up?

 

Lol i have 16 Intellegance but the only thing I get is a Dark side bastila message

 

Did you pay attention to the first conversation you had with Atton? It determines quite a bit. :rolleyes:

 

Oh do mods cost money

 

...:raise:

 

Cool, and mysterious. Did/can u find this b4 or after the fite with Nihilus?

 

I say it once again. Learn to spell.

 

i yhink you should buy revan as you bought hk-47 or at least reasemble him

 

:raise:

 

So that's why I never found this hologram - 'cause I always make my character Jedi Guardian and being that doesn't need much intelligence - so technically my character is stupid LOL

 

No. You are the stupid one from what I can tell.

 

There better not be a KOTOR 3

 

...Never before have I heard such a foolish comment. :xp:

 

it has been revealed that revan is frozen in carbonite

 

*Smacks repeatedly across the face.*

 

hey your that guy who makes all the mods arent you?

 

Indeed he is. o_Q

 

but another this on the planet korib u will find a holocron its a mesage from bastila again!i have to tell u now to bring any of the droids cause if u do u the holocron would be destroyed in the blast so only bring ur jedi friends bring the girl from narshada or the wookie depends which 1 u got and one of the other dudes!oh yeh dont bring mandalorethe holocron would b estroyed

 

I'm sorry but what?

 

Is this for KOTOR 1 or 2?

 

 

Oh come on! Is is really so hard to figure out what game it is?

 

what happens to revan? do you see him? did he die from darth nihilus? or did he die from krea? i must know!!!

 

Fanboys like you killed him.

 

This is SW KoTOR I? II?

 

The stupid questions just keep coming and coming with no end in sight.

 

I ONly found Bastla dark side messege how do u find Bastela light and Carth's message

 

Theres this thing called the internet. Look up the answer on it.

 

You say as if the paragraph has all the answers the paragraph tells me what i already know your paragraph is useless

 

Nonsense you fool! The paragraph has all the answers :p

 

thats cut content though jedi shemL

 

Believe what you wanna believe.

 

whos he talking about?

 

I reserve this one for comments just like this one. :ugh:

 

I loved these updates Shem. :p

 

You should do one of you playing Solomon's revenge and see how many stupid comments you get.

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I haven't been here in a while. I can see I'm starting to fall behind. I won't reply to everything in order to keep my post from getting too long. I'll wait for someone else before continuing. So here it goes:

 

"What the hell kind of kiss was that?"

Ask BioWare, they made it. :dev9:

 

"That was a funny kiss!!!"

 

Funny? Funny how? How the F*** am I funny? What do you mean Funny? Funny like a clown? Like I'm here to amuse you? What makes me so **wd Damn funny?
:dev9:

 

Even though this person overlooked the visual kiss was a mod, at least they were able to get this scene:

 

"They didn't kiss in my PC version...sad...all talk and no tongue"

AAAWWWWWWWWWW! That's a shame, ain't it? :naughty:

 

Someone is about to learn about what the word mod is short from:

"what's a 'mod'? as in 'modification'?"

Somebody give this one a cookie for their massive brainpower in deductive reasoning. :lol:

 

I’m scratching my head on this one:

"whos Bastila? Revan?"

No, but you have *got* to be close. :smirk2:

 

I think this gamer was thinking that it would have turned into a gay lover scene instead of a romance with Bastila:

"imagine what would happen if u played as revan as a guy!"

Uhh, they'd all look at you and tell you "No. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, STFU and GTFO!"

 

Try explaining the meaning behind this quote:

"haha! HK-47 wont ever get a girl!"

Haha! There are plenty of female droid models in the SW universe for HK-47!

Haha! You don't know as much as you think you do!

 

Dark side reactions:

"It killed me when I killed Carth and Mission. Oh well, I got a hot evil chick on my side."

 

"The Darkside is trully rotten and evil. That scene was sad."

 

@ #1: You killed Carth, eh? That's interesting. Probably a proverication, but interesting nonetheless.

 

@ #2: Hea comes da tickel monsta!

 

How does anybody confuse blasting with kicking:

"lol it loked like Zaalbar kicked Mission"

 

Well actually if you look, it sort of does look like He's kicking Mission kicking at the start of the blasting because Z was walking for a brief moment there.

 

:cheers:

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Yeah, updates are a dime a dozen these days. Mostly it has to do with being in the mood to do an update since they do take time compile. With that said, here comes another. :D

 

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Someone forgot that there were two endings in KOTOR and you get to choose which ending you wanted in TSL:

 

wait wait wait the "forge"? im sorry but wasn't that blown up by theres things called "guns"

 

 

The confusion continues:

 

What a sec. I'm confused. Is this video the 1st or 2nd KOTOR?

 

Some people just don’t know what they’re talking about:

 

or u choose revan to be dark in the beginning, then it works too, but ive still got this if i chose revan to be good

 

 

This issue was originally brought up in another thread I created you may remember and because they don't realize that picking a dark side Revan you get the holocron and light side Revan, it blows up:

 

OMGosh it says that it blows up the holocron in the blast

 

how do u get that when i get into that room its says that it was damaged from the explosion

 

wen i do it it says it was blon up

 

how did you open door without destroying the holocron? i just blowed the dooe up but it destroys the holocron

 

huh i thought the holocrone gets destroyed once you use the theorom charges on the door, how do you open the door without damaging the holocrone

 

ive tryed wit hthe bomb it only destroys the holocron

 

How do you get into that room? Whenever I try to get in it ruins the hologram...

 

This was funny:

 

I thought it was all based on luck whether the hologram is destroyed by the thorium charges or not

 

Some don’t realize this works the same way on the Xbox version as well:

 

but i have a xbox 360

 

Some really don’t know what they choose with Atton even though they think they do:

 

i've read those comments, but despite whether i choose him dark or light, i've only got that message once, when he was a lightsider, something about Goto or Bao Dur being droids, i can't mind how i did it, anyway, it was a different message, but i guess i'm going to need to play this again

 

Some people think the Exile’s alignment matters:

 

It gets destroyed by the explosion only if you are on the dark side

 

I believe it gets destroyed by the explosion if you are Light Side, correct?

 

It doesn’t matter if Revan is a man or woman:

 

Does Revan have to be a man and dark side in order to view the holocron? Sorry bout asking so many questions Shem.

 

This speaks for itself:

 

wtf,i've never saw this room

 

what part of the game is this man, i dont remember this ?

 

how yo blow up the door

 

how do u distroy the door

 

Someone misremembers:

 

I think mandalor give you the explosives...I think someone correct me if im wrong

 

Someone wonders if a light sided Bastila would leave a hologram message on Korriban:

 

This video mentions the star forge, which was destroyed if you played on the light side in kotor 1. Is there a hologram message where Bastila talks about light side revan ?

 

You know, I keep coming back to this, but that conversation with Atton on Peragus seems to be ignored by so many:

 

How do you set Revan's alignment (dark/light) on PC?

 

Some people think if they haven’t seen it, it must be a mod:

 

its a mod

 

Smart people for the win:

 

I believe this was Master Uthar's room from Kotor

 

Unlocking the romance option in KOTOR could be helpful:

 

ohhhh bastila has a crush on [Revan]

 

I still wonder how someone can confuse this:

 

Arent Revan and the Exile the same person ?

 

This is another that speaks for itself:

 

how do u download mods ?

 

How old is this kid I wonder:

 

wat the! i never got to do any of the holo logs on kori or dan how?

 

Try playing on the dark side for once in your life. Oh, if you really want to know something, try looking it up on Google:

 

hi guys look can u help me with something i want to now how to get force crush!!!! can any 1 tell plz

 

Score another one for the confused:

 

How did you get by the door? My only option is to blow the door open, If its a mod than the second game really sucks because those who bought it for the xbox got screwed.

 

And score another one for the confused:

 

did bastila die after kotor or did she manage to get a way?

 

The Confused Strikes Back:

 

I did not understand the game at all. If Revan and Bastila were light side what are they doing on Korriban? Why are she waiting for him to rule the siths?

 

Return of the Confused:

 

If you set Revan Dark Side you still watch bastila in the carth onasi scene in the end?

 

The Phantom Confused:

 

in kotor 2 is bastila alive or is she dead

 

Attack of the Confused:

 

was the darkside side ending of Kotor the true one?

 

Revenge of the Confused:

 

this is too comcplicated!!!

 

At least this guy isn’t confused:

 

I never seen this little scene because I always put Revan on Male and light side. Thanks Shem.

 

I hope you enjoyed the update! :D

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something about Goto or Bao Dur being droids

 

Gee I wonder which one it might have been...

 

ohhhh bastila has a crush on [Revan]

 

No way - you're kidding!

 

how do u download mods ?

 

Strangely, being on a mods site with a 'download' button helps.

 

Arent Revan and the Exile the same person ?

 

Of course. Revan changed appearance/gender, lost his powers again, and started referring to him/herself in the third person. It's not hard to work out.

 

I did not understand the game at all. If Revan and Bastila were light side what are they doing on Korriban? Why are she waiting for him to rule the siths?

 

...

 

Someone hasn't been paying attention at all.

 

The Confused Strikes Back:

 

Return of the Confused:

 

The Phantom Confused:

 

Attack of the Confused:

 

Revenge of the Confused:

 

:lol:

 

These are still great Shem - much appreciated!

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Kreia's a Sith. Wouldn't she have a red saber?

You're very perceptive, aren't you. >_>

 

Lemi quess Revan was a guy

Nah, really?

 

 

"And now Revan and Bastila become lesbians because Revan's boyrfriend is dead..."

 

Uhh yeah...I mean unless Revan was a female and Basty swung that way...and still referred to him as a guy, sure.

 

 

So if T3's back then does it mean Revan didn't make it?

 

No he's probably just hiding...from neurotic idiot fanboys...

 

 

1 l13k t0 5h00tz0rz p30p3lz!!!!!!!!!!1

[HK-47] [Observation]: It would appear some bored teen-aged meatbag tried to mix together decimal numbers with nerd-slang speak thinking it was unique when in fact it merely shows how annoying in the extreme that the meatbag is.

 

[Translation;literal]: I liek to shootsors peoples! 1.

 

[Translantion]: I like to shoot people!

 

[Exhausted resignation] <sigh> Instead of efficiently and effectively communicating spoken language, meatbags have to instead unjustifiably add some kind of futile emphasis which serves not practical purpose and often fails to somehow appeal to other meatbags due to the annoyance it causes.

 

Such a wanton example of wasted life is deplorable to all existence--Please let me kill it, master! [/HK-47]

 

 

The paragraph does not help me

 

<_<.....Okay, you've done it now... *Rolls up newspaper in hand* <SMACK>, "STUPID!" <SMACK>, "STUPID!" <SMACK>, "STUPID!"

 

 

Oh do mods cost money

 

If the penalties weren't so steep and I was an unethical piece of $***, I might have been the bastard to do it. Or at least I know a few who would.

 

Well, maybe no charge for KOTOR series mods, but Orange Box, and the Half Life 2 games have an excellent thing called "Garry's Mod" which costs $10 and you have to have the games already installed on your machine for it to work. Unless you download older versions or you go downloading pir...I mean...uhhm nevermind... :D

 

 

 

If you think about it, you will never get a chance to talk to T3-M4 after your duel with Darth Nihilus:

 

Cool, and mysterious. Did/can u find this b4 or after the fite with Nihilus?

 

Y'know, that never crossed my mind, actually.

 

 

i yhink you should buy revan as you bought hk-47 or at least reasemble him

Uh...what?

 

So that's why I never found this hologram - 'cause I always make my character Jedi Guardian and being that doesn't need much intelligence - so technically my character is stupid LOL

 

Ah. Stereotyping "warrior = stupid", eh? I'm sure Miyamoto Musashi would have something to say about that IRL. Were he alive today. :dozey:

 

 

Bastila is kind'a cute on the dark side. She has an evil authority tone in her voice but she cares about Revan. To me that's cute.

 

Awwwww. Someone really needs to get out once in a while.

 

 

There better not be a KOTOR 3

 

Okay then. :smirk2:

 

Haha, why would Rev ditch bastila?

 

Maybe because something disturbs him continuously and he goes to find it? Just offering a suggestion...>.>

 

it's that bastila????

 

Nah, it's Jennifer Hale. ^_^

 

it has been revealed that revan is frozen in carbonite

 

It has been revealed that sewage comes out of the ground! Oh wait no it doesn't. So you're full of $^.

 

Some people give me way too much credit

hey your that guy who makes all the mods arent you?

How very presumptuously observant.

 

I suppose what I'm working on is also going to be made by shem--let's just forget I had anything to do with it. :dev9:

 

 

Hey what intellegence level do you need exacly? i need 2 know

 

I don't know, but I suspect *your own* intelligence as a person needs to be higher.

 

looks like shes gots some milk on her lip too

you gots some ishewz with praupur inglush u ned rezolvd

 

 

well shes got some major issues

 

Give this one a cookie for his major accomplishments in comprehension. :clap2:

 

If this person was correct, then how was HK-47 a party member in TSL:

 

and secondly [Revan] took HK-47 with him

That'd be very interesting to find out, actually. >:^]

Yes and his friends in the drug cartels shipped him back in pieces for a little extra money.

 

I didn’t realize that a baggy robe = a person is fat:

Me neither. ^_^

Why was she a little fat in that hologram

 

i agree shes gotten fat

Or maybe she's knocked up in the hologram b/c her and Revan did the ":naughty:"

 

You say as if the paragraph has all the answers the paragraph tells me what i already know your paragraph is useless

 

Ah. Thanks. Would you do me a favor? Go slam your head in a car door.

 

 

Someone missed the memo about Carth’s feelings about female Revan

Wow. Carth REALLY cares about Female Revan

Ugh...Yeah, and they even kissed each other in front of the 14 year old twi'lek.

Again, why do people think that whatever you set the Exile will set Revan too:

 

does the hologram change if the exile followed the path of the dark side?

Must be something in the water. Y'know, I'm beginning to think Beavis and Butt-Head would actually stand a chance in the world given the intelligence and common sense of people like this.

 

Even though this person overlooked the visual kiss was a mod, at least they were able to get this scene:

"They didn't kiss in my PC version...sad...all talk and no tongue"
:lol:

 

I think this gamer was thinking that it would have turned into a gay lover scene instead of a romance with Bastila

 

"imagine what would happen if u played as revan as a guy!"

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"Uhhhh...no."

"Errm, ehh, hehheh-heh, Uhh, no. No thanks...Umm, drive through... eh-heh-heheh."

"Hey Beavis, this guy fantasizes about other dudes. Uh-huhuhuh."

"Eh-heheh. Yeah really. He probably listens to like, backstreet boys."

"Yeah really, uhuhuhuh. What a dork."

"Yeah-yeah. And a panty wuss, too. Heheheh."

 

 

Thats for everyone else to know and for you to try and figure out.
Yeah. That person must be special, huh? :^)

 

No he's there. He's just hiding so you fanboys can't find him and annoy him any more.
QFT.

 

*Smacks repeatedly across the face.*

Heh-heheh-heheh. Yeaaaah, Fight! Fight! Heh-heheh.

EDIT:

Uhhh. Hey, Chev, do you mean like this?!

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Fanboys like you killed him.

:rofl:

You should do one of you playing Solomon's revenge and see how many stupid comments you get.

Seconded.

[/Chev]

 

"I wonder what it would it be like if Someone ruled the whole Earth."

Think names like Stalin, Hitler, Mau Tse'Tung. <_<

 

"man! what the hell turned the cathar Juhani into voldemort??"
You did.

 

"what's a 'mod'? as in 'modification'?"

 

You're very perceptive, aren't you? Why don't you look up game modding on wikipedia or even ask Kim Komando to get a general idea. Or visit Holowan Laboratories for a more specific one for this game. Bunghole.

*I take rolled up newspaper, go to this person and smack them repeatedly and saying "Stupid!" on each hit.*

"haha! HK-47 wont ever get a girl!"

Yeah kind of like the dork whose making fun of it and doesn't realize there are female counterparts EVEN FOR DROIDS in SW universe. smirk2

 

How does anybody confuse blasting with kicking:

"lol it loked like Zaalbar kicked Mission"

Well actually the way Z moved before blasting, it sorta looked like it was a kicking motion for a moment.

 

 

"Never saw that ending in the game O.o"

 

"does this only happen if ur character is a female"

 

"this must be the alternate ending ."

 

"ok i dont remember this part"

 

It's called restoration/cut content for a REASON!

 

"i did full darkside and i couldent get this scene and ive done it on my xbox like 50 times"

Wow...just, wow.

 

"That part cant happen becuase the exile talks to crath at the part in k.o.t.o.r 2 were all the sith are attking telos"

 

"Carth couldn't of died though. He needs to be alive for KOTOR2"

 

"Well [Carth]'s in KOTOR2 so he should be alive."

 

"but in the second one carth is in it"

 

"But I met carth in the second one.."

 

"wait what? carth can't die in this one he was in the second one, for a few scenes"

 

"But Carth is alive in Kotor2"

 

"wait up.. i swear i saw the Disciple talking to Carth on a hologram in KotOR 2..."

 

"yea but he is in KotOR 2 im srry im kinda confused"

 

Yeah, there is a little thing called CANONECITY. Do you know what something being 'canon' is? It's called extras, or cut content, and/or restoration for a GOOD REASON. >_>

 

"Carth is my homie"

 

You seriously don't get out much, do you?

 

"And now Revan and Bastila become lesbians because Revan's boyrfriend is dead..."

 

Yeah but it gets even better: YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO WATCH!!!

 

is it tradition to have you hand cut off in the Star Wars saga?

Might as well be.

 

 

 

Captain Obvious makes a return:

in kotor 2, it's all about betrayal

.

HEADLINE: BEAVIS! He *is* conholio. Do you have TP for his bunghole? THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NONBELIEVERS!

 

Oh come on. If in the final battle when you fight Kreia as darth traya, she is better than that

 

Yah and I'm sure that being recently overthrown, stripped of her power and beaten had *nothing* to do with why she lost. Riiiiight?

 

So let’s not hide the fact that Kreia is a secret Sith. Let’s just have her wear her Sith outfit that she wears on Malachor V while we’re at it:

Kreia's a Sith. Wouldn't she have a red saber?

This one should get a degree for writing screenplays. ^_^

 

Lemi quess Revan was a guy

Oh gee...I dunno...what ever gave ya *that* idea?

 

The Confused Strikes Back:

Return of the Confused:

The Phantom Confused:

Attack of the Confused:

Revenge of the Confused:

Epic win!

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