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Hmm... The weirdest fact about this is that the whole thing happened 2 decades ago and he still hasnt been sentenced to prison/mental facility.

 

But i dont understand why its such a big deal... The woman was DEAD after all :xp: Its not like that "act" could harm her anymore.

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^^^We don't already have that up in the general forums' games section? :xp:

 

...and the neighbor's borrowed the Shop Vac™...

 

Oh you mean like the shop teacher, Mr Murphy? (Teen Wolf reference FTW!)

 

Nothing gets me going like a beheaded corpse.

 

Headless Boogie anyone? (Yes another reference to ICP)

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Maybe he thought he was a necromancer and was hoping to resurr(erect) her. :raise:

 

Yet I'll bet the real question was, is which one was going to get a rise out of it?

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As the line goes in one of ICP's songs:

"Found a body in the bath tub! --MMMM, grub." :lol:

The fact that you know enough ICP lyrics to be able to quote them is the most disgusting thing about this.

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What is this recent obsession with sex and things relating to sex? I thought that we were Star Wars geeks, not regular people. o_Q

 

QFT. Let's get back on topic of how we can never get dates people! :tsk:

 

@ Thread: Necrophilia is discusting :whacked:

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:naughty:

 

A 'rise'? 0_o This gets freakier by the minute...

 

The fact that you know enough ICP lyrics to be able to quote them is the most disgusting thing about this.

 

Which is second to the fact that you would even pay bother to something so insignificant. >:^]

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Which is second to the fact that you would even pay bother to something so insignificant. >:^]

I'm just saying, you might want someone to have an intervention for you, just in case you start painting your face, and drinking faygo. Someone loves you and doesn't want you to turn into a subhuman.

 

For clarification:

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I'm thinking of an old limerick

 

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There once was a hermit named Dave.

Kept a dead whore in his cave.

She smelled like SH

and had only one T

but think of the money he saved.

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