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Boba Rhett

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Here it is. I hope you guys are not too disappointed by the short length. But you will be all surprised... I hope :(

 

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Chapter Twenty: The Loss

 

Back at the grey plains in front of the Spam Castle, the army of GeeBee was still helpless against a foe many times stronger than all of them together. Weary from the long battle, the heroes backed off as the dark warrior advanced toward them. They were a hundred against the General alone, but it was useless; he seemed invincible.

 

Although the dark warrior could very well defeat the entire resistance force all by himself, the last remaining minions of Viper were also helping out. Clefo and his archer companions, useless against the Acolyte's magical armor, began taking down the lesser spammers. They would soon run out of arrows, though...

 

Andrei came back to his senses and saw the dark warrior standing on Xwing Guy's crushed body. Strenghtened by despair, he, along with Artoo and Silenthunter, tried to encircle the General. Thanks to their war tactics expertise, they successfully positionned themselves; however the dreaded Spammer simply laughed as their swords bounced back at them. He then proceeded to systematically send them flying away one by one.

 

A few of the lesser swordmen of GeeBee retreated from the battle, terrified by the idea of dying by the Tell You I Will. If any of them came back at GeeBee after the battle, no one knows. Sherack tried to relax and began analyzing his foe.

 

If we can't survive a hit from Tell You I Will, we need to dodge the attacks... thus, my armor will only hinder our success.

 

Sherack began removing the heavy metal armor he was wearing. He dropped his shield on the ground and readied his sword.

 

"Sherack! What are you doing! It won't work... Hold it!" shouted Rommel, obviously concerned by his friend's well-being.

 

Not heeding the advice, Sherack engaged himself in a duel against the terrible General. The dark spammer attempted a low swipe to cut Sherack's legs off, but thanks to the lessened burden, Sherack could easily jump over Tell You I Will. He used the opportunity to try to bash the Acolyte's head but something happened then that Sherack did not intend: The General disappeared and reappeared in his back!

 

Sensing the danger, Sherack rolled to his side, barely dodging the slash that was directed at his head. He quickly got back up and assumed a defensive position, trying to find a way to surprise his opponent. Unexpectedly, the General lowered his guard and began to laugh. Confused, Sherack wondered what was going to happen.

 

Sherack would never know, as a mere minion of the spam crept up behind his back and cut his head off effortlessly.

 

Not a word was spoken, not a finger moved as the warriors of GeeBee saw in horror their leader's head roll on the ground.

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The reason behind my death:

It saddens me a little, but I thought it would be interesting to coincide my death in the story with the announcement I am going to make:

 

I am stepping down from my position as the LucasConsoles webmaster. I quit.

 

Why? Because I do not have the time, or will, to continue any further. Running LucasConsoles has become a burden rather than an enjoyment. It has become a chore; I cannot stand the thought of disappointing Chris or Zero any longer.

 

Do not be mistaken. I do have faith in LucasConsoles. I think it can become a great site, it has potential... just not with me at the helm. I thought I could write good articles and lead a staff properly, but I was wrong; my articles are often bad, poorly written. My only regret is that I did not figure it out any sooner.

 

In other words, I'm done with holding off the site from expanding as it should.

 

Rhett will take my place as the main webmaster. He will pick up my work where I left it. I have confidence in his abilities to do a better job than I did.

 

From now on, I am a normal member, just like most of you.

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:eek: since that's a shocker i'll do this step by step

 

1) I've trained my young General well! I'm proud of you, General. Yes, from Hell, i am still watching you :D

 

2) That's really sad to hear Sherack :( Does this mean your no longer a forum admin or mod? Just plain old average joe like me and him?

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Wow Rhett! Awesome Chapter!

 

And Sherack, I knew it was coming and it still caught me off guard! ;) (Your Character's death that is!)

 

The business of you stepping down, is quite a shocker! :eek: But fortunately, the current MODs have had your great leadership and training to continue in the same great tradition of Modding that you have given Lucasforums! I just hope you won't disappear on us now! :D

 

Anf on a final note, I've got the next Chapter... I think ;)

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Originally posted by Young David

Sherack has asked me to do Chapter 22, so I will. I'm gonna start writing it now, but won't post it until chapter 21 is done.

 

I have some spiffy ideas and some new characters :D

 

Could you make the TUIW General, my humble apprentice, kill more of these ugly spam haters?:D

 

:p

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Originally posted by krkode

 

Could you make the TUIW General, my humble apprentice, kill more of these ugly spam haters?:D

 

:p

 

Er...you were a little minion...this is the acolyte your MASTER. He owns Tell You I Will it is his slave and you are a slave to Tell You I Will...so thus he IS YOUR MASTER!;)

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What's so horribly wrong about TUIW anyway? :confused: It's a fun game, all contained in one thread. The only purpose of closing it would be to slow people's post counts from rising, and what is the point of that? Who really cares about post counts anyway?

 

I mean outside of the story of course :p

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