Boba Rhett Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 Taken right from IMDB. ________________________________________________ Celebrity News: 24th June 2002 Portman's Lesbian Lust Sensual Star Wars babe Natalie Portman has feelings for other women. The stunning actress who plays Senator Amildala in Attack Of The Clones announced that, although she has never explored her lesbian fantasies, she would not rule it out. The sexy stunner, who once dated Moby, claimed that although her personality is more compatible with men she wouldn't want to close herself off to girl only action. She says, "I've never dated a woman or anything like it. But I think it's much more the person that you fall in love with and why would you close yourself off to 50-per-cent of people?" _______________________________________________ Story . . . ... ... ... :naughty: Btw,I realize that they're taking what she said out of context. Still a good read though!
Young David Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 You think that is shocking? Check this out! [edit] Text that goes with it: On Craig Kilborn's late late show on CBS TV last night, Nat was shown in the new issue of the Globe newspaper (4 or 5 pics of her on a lawn, on her cell phone) basically scratching her butt / adjusting her thingee. So the story is true. Cheers, Jedi wisdom [/edit] :eek: :eek:
Boba Rhett Posted June 25, 2002 Author Posted June 25, 2002 GEEEAAH!!! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING!? :eek:
Havoc Stryphe Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 It's the Star Wars curse of leading ladies!!!!! First it was Carrie, who got hopped up on drugs and let herself go... Now it is Natalie, going lesbian and public scratching of her rear-end... It's all down hill from here...
Natopo Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 I betcha Rhett is heartbroken:D She is very naughty!
Boba Rhett Posted June 25, 2002 Author Posted June 25, 2002 That's worse than a mere scratch. It's a full blown pick! She could loose a finger!
Natopo Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Ya, that's right. But that picture didn't look like Natalie, her nose was too pointy in the bottom left-hand corner!
Eets Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Dude! She dated Moby? No wonder she's considering alternatives.
Surfnshannon Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Stupid...that is so not Natalie Portman! She had a f@!#ed up nose job then. Notice it looks all posed...i can picture the photographer now.... "Okay, you have a huge wedge...dig for it girl..dig baby dig" "alright now your a plumber" "great that's good just like that"
Clefo Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Rhett, ANYONE can submit something to IMDB, so its probably bull.. You can find a lot of stuff that never happened or isn't going to happen on there. But if it were true, it wouldn't neccesarily be a bad thing eh? Nudge nudge know what I mean?
Young David Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Originally posted by Clefo But if it were true, it wouldn't neccesarily be a bad thing eh? Nudge nudge know what I mean? I have no clue why that wouldn't be a bad thing?
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Now, how did Rhett get ahold of this info, what did he search...? Hey cool all these these celebrities.......
talldudeX Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Who'da thunk it...but still, I agree with STTCT about the pictures...that really wasn't her.
Kryllith Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 It wouldn't be a bad thing because now you can fantasize about having both Amidala and Aayla Secura at the same time and know that Amidala might be looking forward to the situation. Kryllith
Havoc Stryphe Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Those pictures, sadly, are indeed Natalie Portman. Check this picture out as well, taken by the same photographer. It is indeed Natalie Portman. Now compare the photo to the one Young David posted ealier. It is the same Natalie from different angles and different intervals. The reason the bottom left photo does not look like Natalie is because in order to fit all the photos into the collage, that particular photo was resized and distorted in the process. So, unfortunate as it is, this is really our beloved Natalie falling from grace...
Zygomaticus Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is only a nightmare, right? Jeebus, this is....
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Pfftt I hear crap like this every day. Most of it is... crap.
Zygomaticus Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Originally posted by Natopo WHOA! DOWN WITH NATALIE! NATALIE SUX! NEVER!!! personally, i dont see how you could blame a person for adjusting their thingy or scratching her butt She probably didnt know some jerk was photographing her all the time
Redwing Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Why do you care?! Did you think Natalie Portman was perfect? *GASP* She's human like the rest of us. What a "fall from grace".
Natopo Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Krkode, you were never a Natalie fan, why ya starting now? And btw, if she was they got a front pic of her looking at the cam, do you think they got her when she wasn't looking?
Surfnshannon Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 First of all...look at the pics only 2 of them show face and its all partial pics. The first pic just has this wierd nose and in the other pic her face is like kinda fat lookin
Havoc Stryphe Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Oh boy, here we go, let's throw in some "reality" because we don't get irony in it's purest form. Just because you don't see the ongoing theme amongst many people concerning stars, especially above average looking stars, doesn't mean you should slam the thread. yeah, I guess if you don't get comedy, irony, sarcasm and political/celebrity satire you should stick to the facts. Those being: She's human What "fall from grace" You guy's are how old? She's just a girl She didn't do anything wrong Those might not even be "real" pictures of her blah, blah, blah... But as Leno, Letterman, Stewart, O'Brian, Kilbourne etc... know and employ in their "acts' is to blow it out of proportion and play it up for the masses. It's fun to come at it from the minority's angle and have the majority laugh at it! Star Wars geeks are people too Animal rights activists are people too Monica Lewinsky is only human George Bush makes mistakes People who collect odd things and focus their whole life around it are people too People who claim to have been abducted are human too People who edit newspapers and make typos, are only human Blah, Blah, Blah... but they are all sources of humor in our everyday lives. Next time you watch a late night show, just stop and ask yourself what your laughing at during their monologue! Yeah, you can stick to the facts, but then life wouldn't be very fun Where having "fun" with this, sorry you don't get comedy
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