Wacky_Baccy Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Posted by an annoyed AB_Legion You just did that to spite me and my also semi-long post. >=( Not in the slightest, I swear! It just seemed like a halfway-reasonable idea, so I went with it, and ended up needing to write a fair bit... ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil Doll Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Siths become into existence because one day a lot of jedi were watching tv, a comedy show, they were really happy and laugh a lot, one of them was laughin´a lot, all the other jedis start to think maybe he will die, but then after a lot of laugh, this jedi spreads his drinking with his mouth and his nose ina very hilarous way. all the other jedis shuted up, and then one started laughing with a tiny voice, all the other jedis can´t resist and all where laughing more and more, this jedi was really embarrased, cause it´s supposed that the jedis need to be serious, so this jedi leave the jedi academy and start using a cloak and black clothes and he has to change his name, he liked the name Darth and then he used another name, he always hate all the jedis who laughed, that´s the reason the siths hate the jedi and most of them has the name Darth at the beggining of their names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewok Hunter Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 well you see, the sith were orriganly a country band with the lead singer Darth Brooks. anyway, after the band broke up, Darth couldn't stand that all his ex-band members were getting better jobs than he was so he went on a pychopathic killing spree. this had somehow managed to get him some followers which, with his tremendous ego, demanded they rename themselves after him. he also demanded that they follow his awful singing and only sing to bluegrass music. thus the "rule of two blue" was formed:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 The Sith cam into existance througyh a freak accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. not even i know the details, folks, that's all i know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 ......... nigflart quondo flipty flooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 A witch met up with a Jedi and went voodoo on his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 wel.... first you take the mother sith... and than you take the father sith.... they both go into a room.... well.. somthing happens wich i probably wont explain to you (DSS might ). than like 9 months later... a baby sith is there and so the sith come into existance. wait wait wait... i think it is a trick question... its like that question: wich one was first... the chicken or the egg.... tough one.... ill go with my initial answer. (keep in mind .... i have been drinking heavalay while maing this post ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 Originally posted by Wraith 8 wel.... first you take the mother sith... and than you take the father sith.... they both go into a room.... well.. somthing happens wich i probably wont explain to you (DSS might ) Don't worry Wraithy I'm here... Well kiddies... when a mommy and daddy love eachother VERY MUCH... *1 hour later* *Lynk is mimicking a sperm* and then the lil tadpole like critter goes into the egg and it continues on from when Wraithy said from 9 months later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 OMG HE ACTUALLY SAID THE WORD .. .. .. .. LOVE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 GASP!! I DID!! nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former GASP!! I DID!! nope EXTREME LOL! we are not going to continue this here are we Lynk? yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 Where's Redwing? :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 Originally posted by AB_Legion Where's Redwing? :| most likely RPGing somewhere again.. and forgot all about his other so called Friends :p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted January 14, 2003 Author Share Posted January 14, 2003 HEY! *kicks Wraithy* :p Answers a group of savages which evolved into more intelligent 'force sensitive beings'. (AB_Legion) a wamp rat endowed with the power of the Force that had relations with several Wookiees and multiple Ewoks (Wacky_Baccy) one day a lot of jedi were watching tv, a comedy show... (Devil Doll) followers of a psychotic ex-band leader named Darth Brooks (Ewok Hunter) through a freak accident with a contraceptive and a time machine (Cmdr. Cracken) A witch met up with a Jedi and went voodoo on his ass (NeoDios) wel.... first you take the mother sith... and than you take the father sith.... they both go into a room.... (Wraith 8) by mimicking a sperm () (Lynk Former) Bonus The bonus goes to: AB_Legion, Wacky_Baccy, Devil Doll, Ewok Hunter, Cmdr. Cracken, Wraith 8 and Lynk Former The points go to: 1st: AB_Legion 7 points 2nd: Wacky_Baccy 6 points 3rd: Devil Doll 5 points 4th: Ewok Hunter 4 points 5th: Cmdr. Cracken 3 points 6th: NeoDios 1 point 7th: Wraith 8 2 points 8th: Lynk Former 2 points Points overall 1st: Wacky_Baccy 174 points 2nd: NeoDios 108 points 3rd: Devil Doll 88 points 4th: Wraith 8 79 points 5th: Clefo 78 points 6th: Cmdr. Cracken 67 points 7th: AB_Legion 58 points 8th: Dark Sad Shadow 53 points 9th: Kyle d'Tana 44 points 10th: Lynk Former 42 points 11th: Lizard_Queen 35 points 11th: Tyrion 35 points 12th: talldudeX 23 points 13th: Clem 21 points 14th: Darth_Rommel 18 points 15th: Ewok Hunter 12 points 16th: Cal_da_Darth 8 points 17th: Kjølen 5 points 17th: matt-windu 5 points 17th: Commander 598 5 points 18th: Rogue15 4 points 18th: Wasslara 4 points 19th: STTCT 2 points 19th: Xx-Ender-xX 2 points 35th Question Where and why did Kyle Katarn fight the Dark Jedi Jerec? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Kyle fought with Jerec in a parallel dimension because Mara Jade had got sick of the two of them bickering over whose turn it was to do the ironing and had sent them there with the aid of one of Redwing's acquaintances so she could finally have some peace and quiet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Contrary to popular belief, Kyle and Jerec did not actually fight. they played a game a chess, the winner get's to cleave off the head of the other. why? because it was there....... and they both had alot of sake before hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Slept with his sister. Brutal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 Jerec, being a name of French origin, Kyle took offence to, he hates the French. He fought down at Frogstomp, a mysterious green planet, apparently full of frogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil Doll Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 Kyle fought with Jerec in kyle´s house because they were playing with kyle´s gamecube and Jerec Beat Kyle, and kyle never lost in his life, that´s the reason he became angry and they fought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 *BUMP, dammit * We just need a few more answers to get the scores and next question from Red Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 Fine, I still don't have enough brainpower to think so... Kyle and Jerec had a cat fight near the deluxxx hotel in San Fransisco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 In the boy's room at Sal's because Jerec accused Kyle of wearing cheap shoes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 he was bored? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil Doll Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 I was very bored lurking in the forum, will we know the answers¡??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted February 2, 2003 Author Share Posted February 2, 2003 Sorry, I was...absent for a few days ^^;; Answers Kyle fought with Jerec in a parallel dimension because Mara Jade had got sick of the two of them bickering over whose turn it was to do the ironing (Wacky_Baccy) they played a game a chess, the winner get's to cleave off the head of the other. why? because it was there....... and they both had alot of sake before hand. (Cmdr. Cracken) Slept with his sister. (NeoDios) At Frogstomp because Kyle hated Jerec's French name (BCanr2d2) in kyle´s house because they were playing with kyle´s gamecube and Jerec Beat Kyle, and kyle never lost in his life (Devil Doll) Kyle and Jerec had a cat fight near the deluxxx hotel in San Fransisco (AB_Legion) In the boy's room at Sal's because Jerec accused Kyle of wearing cheap shoes (Darth Groovy) he was bored? (Wraith 8) Bonus The bonus goes to: Wacky_Baccy, Cmdr. Cracken, NeoDios, BCanr2d2, and Devil Doll The points go to: 1st: Wacky_Baccy 7 points 2nd: Cmdr. Cracken 6 points 3rd: NeoDios 5 points 4th: BCanr2d2 4 points 5th: Devil Doll 3 points 6th: AB_Legion 1 point 7th: Darth Groovy 1 point 8th: Wraith 8 1 point edit: didn't see Wraithy's lil post Points overall 1st: Wacky_Baccy 181 points 2nd: NeoDios 113 points 3rd: Devil Doll 91 points 4th: Wraith 8 80 points 5th: Clefo 78 points 6th: Cmdr. Cracken 73 points 7th: AB_Legion 59 points 8th: Dark Sad Shadow 53 points 9th: Kyle d'Tana 44 points 10th: Lynk Former 42 points 11th: Lizard_Queen 35 points 11th: Tyrion 35 points 12th: talldudeX 23 points 13th: Clem 21 points 14th: Darth_Rommel 18 points 15th: Ewok Hunter 12 points 16th: Cal_da_Darth 8 points 17th: Kjølen 5 points 17th: matt-windu 5 points 17th: Commander 598 5 points 18th: BCanr2d2 4 points 18th: Rogue15 4 points 18th: Wasslara 4 points 19th: STTCT 2 points 19th: Xx-Ender-xX 2 points 20th: Darth Groovy 1 point 36th Question How did Darth Vader find out that Luke Skywalker had a sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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