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well, when luke first entered the bar, he was approached by a door to door sales man. THAT was the alien. didn't ya'll know? door to dooor sales men are from another planet! that's how they keep goin', walkin'., making you mad when they show up. yeah, thier planet is on a 120 hours rotation. that's how they seem to be able to annoy you at all hours of the day! yupppers.

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It was a dancing frog, they were walking and then a dancing frog appears singing, "Hello my baby.." :p, but he doesn´t like it cause when the frog appears, luke kick it accidentally, it was a mistake but then they start to fight and they become enemies, the frog said luke and han solo was girls and they always use dress to fly, and then Luke killed the frog cause he hate all the people who say he´s a girl, he thought it was horrible to be a girl, but then when he think good, he liked the idea but he can´t say it or all the people will laugh cause of him.

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Mr. Weasel (Lizard_Queen)

door to door sales man (Cmdr. Cracken)

pinkuselephantus (NeoDios)

my friend (Wacky_Baccy)

Mr. Weasel's twin bro who's now deceased (Lynk Former)

a dancing frog (Devil Doll)

 

Bonus

 

The bonus goes to two people: Cmdr. Cracken and Devil Doll for the most 'informative'/funny answers :D

 

RPG Bonus Question

 

Noooonnnnnne

 

The points go to:

 

1st: Lizard_Queen 6 points

2nd: Cmdr. Cracken 6 points

3rd: NeoDios 4 points

4th: Wacky_Baccy 3 points

5th: Lynk Former 2 points

6th: Devil Doll 2 points

 

Points overall

 

1st: Wacky_Baccy 65 points

2nd: Cmdr. Cracken 44 points

3rd: Wraith 8 38 points

4th: Tyrion 35 points

5th: NeoDios 33 points

5th: Lynk Former 33 points

6th: Devil Doll 26 points

7th: Darth_Rommel 18 points

8th: Kyle d'Tana 13 points

8th: AB_Legion 13 points

9th: Lizard_Queen 6 points

10th: matt-windu 5 points

10th: Commander 598 5 points

 

14th Question:

 

Who built C-3PO and why?

 

RPG Bonus Question

 

Who are the main characters in The Hutt Gamble working for?

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R2D2 build C3Po.

 

He was the only robot in the station and he started to feel alone, and then it start to build another R2 unit, a female unit, but he can´t finished it cause it was too big!!!!! make another R2 unit was too difficult, and more if you don´t have large arms to carry all the parts, and those parts was too heavy for R2.

 

(At this part i edited cause my mother needs my help and i didn´t finished in the first time)

 

He started to cry, the oil in his body start to drain, he felt very tired and toke a rest, he had a dream about his R2 girlfriend, he wanted that unit, but he cant build it.

Then it decide to make a new robot a little more big and tiny, in that way, it will be easy to carry all the parts and move it if C3PO has any problem, he can´t made the girl he wanted but he love his new friend, one problem was that C3PO wasn´t a brave droid, he acts like a girl(maybe that´s the reason R2 Loved him), later, R2D2 will lost C3PO and they forget ir cause an accident he had, he lost part of his memory but later when he saw it again, they started to be very good friends and being part of Star Wars Saga.

 

RPG Question

 

mmmm Gorobba???????, I don´t know :p

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It was Leia, why?

well , she was boring palying with her R2-d2 (dont ask me how she played with it because i dont know ;)) so she decided to create man droid. She need it because playing with toys where so boring.

 

After she begun to work she was in the problem that the droid didnd had a brain , so she wanted to put one at him, she looked after Vader, Boba Fett, and finally got the brain of Boy George, but she didnt knew that was a gay´s brain, so thats the reason C3-P0 doesnt sound like a very manly being.

 

now, knowing of the "little weakness" of her droid she decided to play more with R2D2 and she left C3PO in the mountains with the 7 dwarves of Snowwhite, but all must know that the dwarves are really jawas, and imagine, 7 man jawas with one gay droid???

 

That made Leia happy, and so she gave c3po for all :D

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Originally posted by Cmdr. Cracken

Eminem. he built C3p0. i mean, it's obvious. how do you think he comes up with all those rhymes. an dthe beat. hell, C3P0 is a phat beat machine man! no white man can rap like him with out help. which comes ot the conclusion.

 

Dr. Dre=C3P0. oh yeah.

...maybe it's just because it's here in RSN...but that makes a lot of sense to me. *dies laughing*
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Originally posted by Lynk Former

 

AHAHAH! Red I wasn't answering the question, I was talking to LQ! :D

 

Oh, really? Damn...too bad :D

 

*pretends like he didn't do it on purpose*

 

Seriously, tho...it's less fun without you posting nonsensical answers :(

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*3 hutt crime lords, Jabba( THE Jabba), Gorobba and Feppla decided to engage in a wager to see who was the best manager.

It just so happened that Deac Starkiller(in his many escapades) owed Gorobba a big favour. Basically Gorobba would take the deathmark off Deac's head if he took part.

The game is that each Hutt must assemble a team of agents to do the biggest heist ever: The theft of a secret object being held in an Imperial Stronghold in the deep core.

 

So Deac contacts all of his old friends. They will each recieve a high salary, as well as Deac won't have a bounty anymore. The party is to meet in an all familar cantina on Tatooine...*

 

Anti Trivia answer:

 

The Doozers.

(for the ones who dont know the doozers: the doozers are the green little men who make the transparent sugar things in the puppet animation The fraggels.)

 

Doozers3.jpg

 

doozers.jpg

 

The doozers build C-3po because they wanted a bigger project than the stupid sugar bridges and buildings.

doozer3.jpg

 

So they started to build a robot. because they were so sick of the fraggels.. with their whining and complainging and desttoying of the their buildings and bridges,... they decided to make a very proper droid. one that listens to people and has good manners. but when they did this.. 3po became more whining than the fraggels.... so the doozers shot him into space ... and decided they would be better of with the fraggels than with 3po.

 

-The End-

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R2-D2 (Devil Doll)

Leia (Dark Sad Shadow)

Lestat (Wasslara)

the second gunman on the grassy knoll (Lizard_Queen)

Eminem (Cmdr. Cracken)

The Doozers (Wraith 8)

 

Bonus

 

The bonus goes to five people (O_o) : Devil Doll, Dark Sad Shadow, Lizard_Queen, Cmdr. Cracken, and Wraith 8 for the most 'informative'/funny answers

 

RPG Bonus Question

 

The answer is Gorobba and the bonus (2 points) goes to Devil Doll and (1 point) Wraith 8.

 

The RPG this question was taken from: The Hutt Gamble in RSRP

 

The points go to:

 

1st: Devil Doll 9 points

2nd: Dark Sad Shadow 6 points

3rd: Wasslara 4 points

4th: Lizard_Queen 4 points

5th: Cmdr. Cracken 3 points

6th: Wraith 8 3 points

 

Points overall

 

1st: Wacky_Baccy 65 points

2nd: Cmdr. Cracken 47 points

3rd: Wraith 8 41 points

4th: Devil Doll 35 points

4th: Tyrion 35 points

5th: NeoDios 33 points

5th: Lynk Former 33 points

6th: Darth_Rommel 18 points

7th: Kyle d'Tana 13 points

7th: AB_Legion 13 points

8th: Lizard_Queen 10 points

9th: Dark Sad Shadow 6 points

10th: Wasslara 4 points

11th: matt-windu 5 points

11th: Commander 598 5 points

 

15th Question:

 

How many suns does the planet Tatooine have?

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How many suns does the planet Tatooine have?.

 

Well, to be honest, Tatooine is the center of a complicated planetary system, all the planets are spining around it.

 

One of the problems its that the gravity is a very strong force there.

But well im off of topic.

 

With the Sun Crusher (SW: jedi academy trilogy; Timothy ZAN) the imperials were taking a long vacations, they were tired about that thing called rebellion... Admiral Daala wanted to take a sun shower but a moon was in middle of her view, so she exploted that moon, but it wasnt a moon, that was a sun...

then Tatooine got a very hot temperature and began to explode, exterminating all the life in it... so Tatooine is the real sun of Tatooine :D

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