Monkers Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 A new mod will be available soon that will end this lightsaber debate once and for all. It is called Eddie Izzard Feather Duster 1.0. Features:- - Lightsabers replaced with feather dusters - three stances - light tickling, medium polishing, and heavy scrubbing - cool 'duster' moves, including the Dust from Above, sweeping backpolish, and the backdust - bacta replaced with a can of Pledge - Shields replaced with a make up kit - Camp robots - new duel maps, including a hairdresser salon, and a 70's disco - new player animations, including the 'one arm out, one arm on the hip wiggle', and 'the bad hair day tant' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 ^^^^^ROTFLMFAO^^^^^^^ Good one Monkers! BTW, I still prefer the current length of duels - compared to the 2 second "jousts" in jk1 and 1.02, now that was the true horror... I can see, however, that people (including me) would like to shorten the FFA and CTF "a little".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
druid Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 Originally posted by Monkers A new mod will be available soon that will end this lightsaber debate once and for all. It is called Eddie Izzard Feather Duster 1.0. Features:- - Lightsabers replaced with feather dusters - three stances - light tickling, medium polishing, and heavy scrubbing - cool 'duster' moves, including the Dust from Above, sweeping backpolish, and the backdust - bacta replaced with a can of Pledge - Shields replaced with a make up kit - Camp robots - new duel maps, including a hairdresser salon, and a 70's disco - new player animations, including the 'one arm out, one arm on the hip wiggle', and 'the bad hair day taUnt' Oh my god, that HAS to be the funniest thing I have read in this forum. Did you say your name was Jim Carrey? I bow to you oh comedy god...NOW GO MAKE THAT GAME !!! ....thread ended in style, Monkers got the prize:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivingSacrifice Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 And I wanted to add something, if I did now it would just be silly... oh, wait a minute, I just did. CRAP Peace... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NemoX Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 ROFL :D Haven't laughed this much since i saw Triumph the insult comic dog making fun of the ppl who were waiting in line to see AOTC. This thread must live on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twins of Doom Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 how about instead of feathers we get those toy lightsabers and get to wack people over the head with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NwO_2k_Mutt Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 you know I bet Zan Jennsen is laughing his ass off right now reading all the posts. Unless he wasnt joking then he is just clueless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyKnight Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 Originally posted by Floydian Right on! This game is about the Saber -- You are a freaking Jedi for God's Sake -- Jedi do not use guns. The Saber combat is what makes this game so damned great, not just another shooter clone with the Quake 3 Engine. I love the "Saber Only" Servers, and I have to echo what was said earlier -- there is nothing more annoying when I'm fighting a guy saber to saber, and some dumb sh*t decides to use the repeater rifle on both of us. Learn some freaking manners, and while I'm on the subject, when someone is in their configuration mode (you know, the little blue box over their heads), do not attack them, especially since they're probably just trying to post a chat message. SABER COMBAT RULES -- GUNS SUCK! Floydian, YOU MUPPETT !!! You return all that oxygen you've stolen from this planet. Ah well, breaks the monotony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydian Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 Originally posted by GreyKnight Floydian, YOU MUPPETT !!! You return all that oxygen you've stolen from this planet. Ah well, breaks the monotony. Is that all you have? FLAME? Perhaps you need to heed your own advice. Forgive me for posting a message about the topic...now whose wasting oxygen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twins of Doom Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 Originally posted by NwO_2k_Mutt you know I bet Zan Jennsen is laughing his ass off right now reading all the posts. Unless he wasnt joking then he is just clueless LOL that's a good point, i wonder.....was he joking? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi-Ren Le'myr Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 lol, what a stupid thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 Originally posted by Phi-Ren Le'myr lol, what a stupid thread Stupid is as stupid does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Derski Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Someone needs to make a skin of a Mountie and change the Saber to a hockey stick so the 'nucks can feel more at home. Sorry still bitter aboot that olympic hockey thing lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twins of Doom Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Originally posted by Phi-Ren Le'myr lol, what a stupid thread it's not stupid, it's funny THERE IS A DIFFERENCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zan Jaseen Posted July 16, 2002 Author Share Posted July 16, 2002 I just realised I was playing on a saber only server! Tell you what though, I thought Jedi were supposed to be clever. Then how come they can only use their sabers to kill me? It's cheap I tell ya! Down with saberwhores! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twins of Doom Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by Zan Jaseen I just realised I was playing on a saber only server! Tell you what though, I thought Jedi were supposed to be clever. Then how come they can only use their sabers to kill me? It's cheap I tell ya! Down with saberwhores! well, you don't have to worry about them right now...the saber is probably one of the weakest weapons in the game....if the enemy has a decent gun and knows how to use it they'll kick your ass 20 times over:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elegy Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Sabers? Tae 'ell with sabers! Ah've kilt moore foolks with tha stench ov mah CRAP than ye everrrr will, smile-ah Joe! Ah'm the tuffest, meanest, drinkin'est Dwarf bastich ta everrrr live, Ah am! I dun nae need no stinkin' sabers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twins of Doom Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by Elegy Sabers? Tae 'ell with sabers! Ah've kilt moore foolks with tha stench ov mah CRAP than ye everrrr will, smile-ah Joe! Ah'm the tuffest, meanest, drinkin'est Dwarf bastich ta everrrr live, Ah am! I dun nae need no stinkin' sabers! no no no no no what's a lightsaber, i've got peons, grunts, trolls, catapaults...but no lightsabers....oh.....wrong game, this is JKII, not WC III, sorry:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robrob Posted July 21, 2002 Share Posted July 21, 2002 Killing with lightsabers is great. Especially with my scripts. They work good. I'll kill you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Lain Posted July 21, 2002 Share Posted July 21, 2002 Twins of doom has no sense of humor. Anyway, that was kind of funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wembly Posted July 21, 2002 Share Posted July 21, 2002 I just have to laugh....so some pple want a Quake game where the melee weapon is lousy others want something fresh - LIGHTSABERS. Arguably the coolest thing about Star Wars and I'd bet it's the reason most pple bought the game in the first place. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH (the edit was to add in a few more HA-s) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JrKASperov Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Wait a sec? That stick thingy is a LIGHTSABER?! and you can use FORCE in this game?!?!?!?! that's why those shots kept coming back..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wembly Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 Hahahaha! Good one there JrKASperov....i wonder if the fella who started this thread has read the enthusiastic response....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NwO_2k_Mutt Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 I am at a complete loss as to how this thread is surviving at all LMAO ! Cheers Zan you made my day ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csorrows Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 I hate it when I'm in a gunfight with somebody, trying to dodge laser blasts and fire off some flechette ball thingies, when some n00b sabre whore comes along and slices us both to bits. Damn f**king sabre whores! If you want to play with sabres, then go grab a whiffle ball bat and do a DFA on your neighbor's cat. But leave me and my guns alone!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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