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I have:

 

"Nice Ass" For ass fighters ;)

 

I also have

 

"Strong am I with the force, but not that strong"

 

and

 

"Unexpected this is, and unforunite"

 

For when I die.... I do that a lot.....

 

I also have:

"SPAMMER! SPAMMER! YOU STUPID SPAMMER!"

though I never have a chance to use that one. 'cause it's unconvienently located on the "h" key :(

 

-teutonicknight :saberb:

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Originally posted by NwO_2k_Mutt

just a question that I am ashamed to ask, I know how to bind but can you make em permanent by adding a cfg file to the base folder ? Never read into that one :eek:

 

As far as I know they are set in the config once you enter them the 1st time. It works for me. Check your jk2mpconfig.cfg file in the base dir and see the binds there :)

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HAHAHAHAHA I Killed You With My Stun Baton!

 

HAHAHA I'll Kill You...If Only I Had My Trusty Stun Baton

 

Hello My Young Padawan Learner...Prepare Yourself For a New Lesson...Death

(or something along those lines)

 

Your Ass Doesn't Make A Good Opponnent (self explanatory)

 

Visit jkhq.ath.cx Today!

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F*ck! Arse! - for when something isn't going the way it should (i.e. i get hit) lol

 

Stop trying to hit and HIT me!

 

You may spare me your pleasantries commander, I am here to make sure you're put back on schedule...

 

Then I have a taunt for telling to stop folling around and get fighting, can't remember it exactly though.

 

We should have shotguns for this sh*t...

 

Your ass does not a good opponent make...

 

Now I'm gonna get medieval on yo azz!

 

I used to have quite many more... But they were all pretty long and most people didn't get them....

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Originally posted by NwO_2k_Mutt

just a question that I am ashamed to ask, I know how to bind but can you make em permanent by adding a cfg file to the base folder ? Never read into that one

 

make a autoexec.cfg file and put binds in there cuz messing with the jk2mpconfig messes the game up

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I have a quote from Geronimo: "It is a good day to die!" (At least I think it was Geronimo)

 

I also started using the "OMG! I just killed you with my Stun Baton!" taunt that I saw on another thread a few days back.

 

For a while, I used "Say "Hello" to my Little Friend!" when I was in a phase of spamming the rocket launcher for a day or so.

 

I finally re-binded the key that had "Ahh... Another A@@Fighter."

 

Big Daddy Skin

 

 

P.S. None beat the audible "Whoooohoooo!"

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Originally posted by LoneJedi

"Wanna try that sh!t again?"

 

"Oh that takes skill, can you paint by numbers too?"

 

"that was a low blow, speaking of low blows, hows your mom?"

 

I dont know how to bind so I just type em out

 

omg, that's some funny $hit!! :D

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Originally posted by LoneJedi

"Wanna try that sh!t again?"

 

"Oh that takes skill, can you paint by numbers too?"

 

"that was a low blow, speaking of low blows, hows your mom?"

 

I dont know how to bind so I just type em out

 

To bind a txt message, open the console and type:

 

bind x say Oh that takes skill, can you paint by numbers too?

 

Where x is the key on the keyboard you want to use. If you want to use the F-keys (I do), then type f followed by a number. F4 fx.

Quite simple.

 

Oh, and to open the console if you don't know already:

Press and shift + ½/§ (the key to the left of "1"). To close it, just press ½ once.

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Press and shift + ½/§ (the key to the left of "1"). To close it, just press ½ once

And if you're not in Denmark, that'll be CTRL + ~ :D

 

Sorry Cjais.... couldn't resist tossing that in. How's the weather out there, BTW? 34.4 Degrees Celsius here in the Dallas, Texas area! But partly cloudy ::)

 

Big Daddy SKin

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Originally posted by SkinWalker

And if you're not in Denmark, that'll be CTRL + ~ :D

 

Sorry Cjais.... couldn't resist tossing that in. How's the weather out there, BTW? 34.4 Degrees Celsius here in the Dallas, Texas area! But partly cloudy ::)

 

Big Daddy SKin

 

Hehe ;)

Well, I was just tired of saying "the key to the left of 1"

-other player: that didn't work!

-me: well, press shift + the key above tab then.

other player: ?

 

So when I finally got the chance to actually *press* that stupid key, then I damn well will! Damn localized keyboards...

 

the weather is quite cloudy in denmark, but the temperature right now is 32 degrees celsius.... phew!

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Originally posted by cjais

 

 

the weather is quite cloudy in denmark, but the temperature right now is 32 degrees celsius.... phew!

 

ja, det er forbandet varmt *sveder*

 

anyways> is there a way to bind the ~ (or whatever) to bring down the console without having to press shift first?

 

::/Ed

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hmmmmmm.... my taunts would be

 

(in nearly every game )

 

"Kill me and win a prize!!!"

 

"I am newbie... HEAR ME ROAR!!!!"

 

hmmmm... what else

 

"Would you like a colon cleansing?"

 

"mmm, just keep shakin' that ass at me ;)"

 

"weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

 

"Fear me and my glowing whacking stick!"

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Some new ones I made up tonight:

 

When using Jedi Tyrion Robed:

BEWARE: This isn't any man in a suit

 

What I was going to use but was cut due to length.

PLEASE SIGN HERE: This form hereby waivers the right to complain to the admin or fellow players over the assbeating you recieve. To be noted as well, the server admin, Mr. Blackrose, and/or Counter-Strike Radio hereby cannot be sued for your actions. Thank you, have a nice day.

 

For all those force whores out there on the FFA servers:

Go ahead and use your force on me! I have ABSORB on!

 

Nice deathcry:

SHAZBOT!

 

EDIT:

And the must have for the everyday Merc:

Silly Jedi, guns get the chicks!

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Dude, im your step-sisters, nephews, dogs, cousin, three times removed!

 

You may be the MASTER but im the one with your PAYCHECK.

 

I'll take the high road, and you take the low road, and i'll kick your ass before ye!

 

Bow Pig!

 

Oh man, another ASS BANDIT strikes again.

 

*JUMP* hit me *JUMP* hit me *JUMP* oh please, HIT ME!

 

I'll avenge your death... After i've killed you.

 

You @$$ is block my sunlight!

 

To name a few i go around.

 

lol

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