Jah Warrior Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 Dunno about you fellas, but when I have a beer too many I have some mighty strange things happen to me. This weekend was no exception... I went up to Edinburgh to see some friends and check out the festival, I went out on the saturday and drunk far too much beer for my fragile mind to handle, I met a girl called Melissa from Australia (I think). While walking her home, like the fool I am i was looking at her while we were chatting and managed to walk straight into a lampost which gave me a nice gash above my right eye. Do you guys have any funny stories to tell of drunken antics and accidents? Plz no horror stories about fights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 I was walking home from this one party last winter, and the snow had just started falling... I was VERY drunk and could hardly stand on me poor feet.... So I occasionally crashed down in the snow and just lied there for a little while.... Then I started doing these "snow-angels" while I'm lying! It's the ones where you're lying in the snow, spreading your arms and legs to make an "angel"... I got so fascinated with them that I continued doing them every 10 meters home.... LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted August 19, 2002 Author Share Posted August 19, 2002 Originally posted by cjais I was walking home from this one party last winter, and the snow had just started falling... I was VERY drunk and could hardly stand on me poor feet.... So I occasionally crashed down in the snow and just lied there for a little while.... Then I started doing these "snow-angels" while I'm lying! It's the ones where you're lying in the snow, spreading your arms and legs to make an "angel"... I got so fascinated with them that I continued doing them every 10 meters home.... LOL that actually sounds really cool, shame it rarely snows here or I'd give it a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted August 19, 2002 Author Share Posted August 19, 2002 Originally posted by cjais I was walking home from this one party last winter, and the snow had just started falling... I was VERY drunk and could hardly stand on me poor feet.... So I occasionally crashed down in the snow and just lied there for a little while.... Then I started doing these "snow-angels" while I'm lying! It's the ones where you're lying in the snow, spreading your arms and legs to make an "angel"... I got so fascinated with them that I continued doing them every 10 meters home.... LOL Lucky you didnt fall asleep and turn into a jais ice lolly hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 I walk into lamposts when I'm sober, they're out to get me! One story comes to mind; I was 15 and had got drunk with my friends, had a good night and returned home. I had to sneak in the back door as i hadn't got my key. I fumbled my way in and went to take off my shoes. Losing all balance, I went down flat on my face and laid there for about 5 minutes laughing my ass off. I managed to get to my feet only to discover my parents and about ten of their friends staring at me. You can imaged how embarrassed I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 i went to this party and started drinkin DUVEL (*tough* belgian beer) and after quiet a while (8) i could barely stand on my feet. a friend of mine took me home. when i was almost home i felt i had to throw up, but we were driving. so they opened the door and i could do my thingy while driving. i think it was very funny to see. the result of it was a nice trial of **** lying in my street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted August 19, 2002 Author Share Posted August 19, 2002 Originally posted by Padanime i went to this party and started drinkin DUVEL (*tough* belgian beer) and after quiet a while (8) i could barely stand on my feet. a friend of mine took me home. when i was almost home i felt i had to throw up, but we were driving. so they opened the door and i could do my thingy while driving. i think it was very funny to see. the result of it was a nice trial of **** lying in my street. LOL that reminds me of the time I spewed all down the side of my mates Skoda on Boxing Day, it actually stained the paintwork, good work fella hehehhe:p PS nice avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 unfortunatly there are more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted August 19, 2002 Author Share Posted August 19, 2002 Originally posted by Padanime unfortunatly there are more more what pad? drunken tales? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jubatus Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 This is several years back. Had had quite a number of beers and our small party was out walking the streets of my little home town when we decided to do, and I translate directly, beer relays. It goes as this: You put a bottle of beer on the ground and another like 10-15 metres away, put a finger on top of the one you're at and run in a small circle around it 10 times, then you pick up the beer and drink it to the bottom, put it back down, finger on top you run 10 more circles around it and then you just start running towards the other beer. I tried running for it but kept steering right due to dizziness. My mind kept telling me that I was getting more and more off course, but I couldn't for the life of me get my legs to understand stop running, so I ran up a driveway and with a loud SLAM a carport stopped me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 Read location...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 Well, I went out drinking all night with my friends in a neighbouring village. There were five of us, and we couldn't find anywhere to sleep (in a house lol) so what do you think we did? Why, sleep in an open-air barn of course:DAfter some time we got bored of sitting around drinking, and decided to terrorise the village with very loud singing and unpleasent noise. It was going on 3am, and for some reason we started banging on random peoples doors. Well, we managed to get plenty of people out searching the village intently for us, and decided to take refuge in our barn:DBy now we were completely out of our heads, and couldn't walk straight, so finding the barn was going to be a problem. We managed it, and sat in the cover of darkness undetected. What I did not tell you was that the next day was my first end of school examination. I think the message heer is pretty clear:D Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience I'll be here all week:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted August 19, 2002 Author Share Posted August 19, 2002 Originally posted by Jubatus This is several years back. Had had quite a number of beers and our small party was out walking the streets of my little home town when we decided to do, and I translate directly, beer relays. It goes as this: You put a bottle of beer on the ground and another like 10-15 metres away, put a finger on top of the one you're at and run in a small circle around it 10 times, then you pick up the beer and drink it to the bottom, put it back down, finger on top you run 10 more circles around it and then you just start running towards the other beer. I tried running for it but kept steering right due to dizziness. My mind kept telling me that I was getting more and more off course, but I couldn't for the life of me get my legs to understand stop running, so I ran up a driveway and with a loud SLAM a carport stopped me. hehehe, yeah i know a similar game but havent played it yet, mainly because I know I will end up in hospital. Dizziness and Drunkardness is a fantastic combination. we used to go on the roundabout in th ekids play area on the way home from the pub and that was damn good fun hehehh:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 i wasnt drunk when this happened but i just as soon could have been. My pc's hard drive became unaccesable, so i had to do a memory dump and complete reinstall. ive lost all my mp3s over 500. and all my JO stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by Dath Maximus i wasnt drunk when this happened but i just as soon could have been. My pc's hard drive became unaccesable, so i had to do a memory dump and complete reinstall. ive lost all my mp3s over 500. and all my JO stuff I bet you got drunk afterwards, I would have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by SivyB I bet you got drunk afterwards, I would have. nah, i got a fever and went to school. just as bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 asked a woman on a date. i could hardley talk when i woke up in the morning because i was slapped so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted August 20, 2002 Author Share Posted August 20, 2002 Thought of another, Once i went to this wierd night club in a place called wolverton near Milton Keynes, I danced loads and managed to injure my knee in the process, don't go anywhere this is but the begining. I got back into Bedford my home town at 3am, and got dropped off in town to get some food, I found I had no money left so proceeded to walk home - a 2 mile walk. I had all my best clothes on Including my favourite Jumper, which probably came to about £500-600 in total a brand new mobile phone and a pack of 19 cigarettes. I was so drunk that I could barely hold my eyes open, I was on the virge of slipping into a coma I think. During this walk my knee started to hurt even more and I cursed the bacardi breezers that I had drunk that evening. Unbeknownst to me I was walking in a very slight arc and was veering off to the left. This was all well and good until I got into the park near my home. The park has a Lake, which is approximately 5 ft deep. I walked straight into the lake and the momentum I had made me practically dive in rather than simply drop feet first into the lake. Because of this I had to basicly swim to shore as I had managed to travel some 3-4 meters out into the lake. Suffice to say I was sober the instant that this happened it was a real shock. When I clambered out of the lake I found that my beloved new Jumper had strecthed down to my knees with the weight of the water, my mobile phones lights were blinking wildly and was shorting out, All of my cigarettes were soaked to a pulp and my trainers never lost the disgusting smell ofthe bottom of the lake. Luckily I saw the funnnier side to this tale and counted myself lucky that I had not drowned. The following day I went down the pub and had a hair of the dog to cure my blasted hangover, and mentioned what had happened to my mate Tony, he found this extremely funny and from that day forth I was known in the pub as Splash Gordon. I'll never forgive him for that So the moral of the story is.... Dont walk in the park with a bad knee, unless you are a good swimmer that is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Wow cool...I mean, that's bad, very bad:D...I only live 10 mins away from Milton Keynes:D...how bizzare lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 in the words of homer simpson 'doh!' The one and only time I had a party at my house, somebody accidentally (so he says) dropped a bottle of whiskey into my fish tank and forgot to say something. Guess what, yes that's right. The next day all of my fish were floating upsidedown, very dead. The only bright side is I think they died happy. The moral of this story is never have a party at your own house, let some other sucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted August 20, 2002 Author Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by SivyB in the words of homer simpson 'doh!' The moral of this story is never have a party at your own house, let some other sucker! well said that man!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 I had some Southern Comfort and Old English. Woke up next morning with no hair........none! My "friends" thought it would be funny to shave my head while I was out cold. I was so bald you could see the shine! I kept my hair like that for several months so that people thought it was intentional. I have not had Southern Comfort since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerfYoda Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 1) This was back in my dorm room in college. We were having a party in my room. I apparently retreated to my computer at one point during the night and installed RedHat. I lost all my email, mp3's, contact list, etc. I woke up and was like wtf this is Gnome... 2) On the night of my 22nd birthday my friends were helping me out of the bar where I publicly renounced my religion & shouted at the top of my lungs I was Presbetaryian. Oy vey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebelwerfer_ Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 I went to go see Black Knight starring martin lawrence once, because i was drunk, very awful movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absurd Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 I'm avg weight, not fat or slim, just down the middle. But no matter how much I drink I never lose control - just feel light-headed. It's wierd, I'm one of the people who can't get drunk. Kind of sucks and I'm always designated driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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