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Hayden's Hygiene Horror

 

Star Wars actor Hayden Christensen has a hygiene problem - according to his London theatre co-star Jake Gyllenhaal. The two movie heart-throbs starred in This Is Our Youth in the West End's Garrick Theatre earlier this year. Jake, currently starring alongside Friends star Jennifer Aniston in movie The Good Girl, recalls how Hayden's armpits stank so much that after touching him, the smell remained on Jake's skin for days. Jake says, "Man, he didn't wash his clothes for the entire run of the show. On the last night, I accidentally put my arm in his armpit during a fight scene and, even after showering, couldn't get rid of the smell. It was f**king gross."

 

 

Taken straight from IMDB.

 

 

 

Yowza! :D Poor Natalie....

 

 

Let the jokes flow forth!

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Originally posted by STTCT

it never fails...they are either gay or they stink!!!

 

:cry7:

 

Who's they? Men or Actors? :confused:

 

If it's men, I personally take offense to that remark! I only stink after patroning our local gay bar! :mad:

 

 

 

umm... perhaps I've said too much... heh, heh... :animelol:

ah... would you excuse me... yeah...

 

*Runs away*

 

:lol:

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Originally posted by Havoc Stryphe

 

Who's they? Men or Actors? :confused:

 

If it's men, I personally take offense to that remark! I only stink after patroning our local gay bar! :mad:

 

 

 

umm... perhaps I've said too much... heh, heh... :animelol:

ah... would you excuse me... yeah...

 

*Runs away*

 

:lol:

 

 

Are u gay? :nutz3:

Posted
Originally posted by Tie Guy

Hmm...that story smells a little fishy to me. ;)

 

What are you saying Tie Guy?

 

That this story stinks?

 

That you smell a rat?

 

That it's not necessarily a sweet smell of success for Hayden?

 

That perhaps this story ac-scents the negative about Hayden?

 

That the answer to my questions is right under my nose?

 

:p

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I hope his career doesn't start to rot

 

I wonder if he's made any movies that stink?

 

If he doesn't get what he wants does he raise a stink?

 

If it's men, I personally take offense to that remark! I only stink after patroning our local gay bar!

 

Havoc --> gaypride.gif

 

 

 

 

 

:D

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Originally posted by Darth Homer

Havoc --> gaypride.gif

 

 

 

 

 

:D

 

I have one thing to say to you, Homer...

 

hold on...wait a second...let me get into character...

 

[Chase Voice]Boy, your on my list![/Chase Voice]

 

:D

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ok i'm going to try and post an image....

 

(please don't get mad at me for trying in the Hayden stanks post)

 

here's an on topic observation of Hayden...that pic of him - he really does look like a monkey!!.

 

 

doughpoke[img/]

 

okay...i'm gonna look stupid if I did that wrong..

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Originally posted by Darth Homer

hey, I'm not Havoc (*snicker*).

 

You're wearing my patience thin Homer! :burn1:

:skul5: :skul5: :skul5:

 

 

 

 

 

 

actually my anger only serves to mask my real inner pain and hurt...

 

:crybaby::cry6::cry7:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Feel guilty yet? :D

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