Dath Maximus Posted September 19, 2002 Posted September 19, 2002 we need a real mans drink in here. *Gets out a bottle of whisky with 99% alcohol* who wants to go blind?
whitedragon Posted September 20, 2002 Posted September 20, 2002 Originally posted by whitedragon SCOTCH
Dath Maximus Posted September 20, 2002 Posted September 20, 2002 *lobs an empty bottle at whitedragon* Whersh mys qoute? Yer a no good kidder! *falls over*
gorganfloss Posted September 20, 2002 Posted September 20, 2002 *stops killing monkeys* *downs a bottle of whiskey and falls over unconcious* *saber ignites and burns off eyebrows*
Darth Groovy Posted September 20, 2002 Posted September 20, 2002 :::wakes up with ice pack on noggin::: "What day is it anyway?" :::walks up to the bar::: "Hair of the dog that bit me please........JEEZUM CROW! WHERE ARE MY PANTS?"
Kstar__2 Posted September 20, 2002 Posted September 20, 2002 ow, i'm sorry, i had it cold, and i needed something to make fire with
whitedragon Posted September 20, 2002 Posted September 20, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Groovy :::wakes up with ice pack on noggin::: "What day is it anyway?" :::walks up to the bar::: "Hair of the dog that bit me please........JEEZUM CROW! WHERE ARE MY PANTS?" *looks over at groovy* jeezum crow is right *REMEMBER IM STILL DRUNK*
gorganfloss Posted September 21, 2002 Posted September 21, 2002 *Staggers out into parking lot with no eyebrows, ham stain on face, and monkey butler heads in his arms* Nice party!
[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted September 21, 2002 Posted September 21, 2002 *Walks into party* PARTY!! WHOOO!!! Bring on the lovely ladies *Looks around and sees no women* *Looks again and sees Obi-wan13 in a prom dress* Aaaaaaggghhhh!!!! I gotta go! *Runs away very fast*
Darth Groovy Posted September 21, 2002 Posted September 21, 2002 ::: puts drink down and pulls out cell phone, makes a few calls and leaves::: :::returns about an hour later with 20 women, one on each arm, the rest in verious sizes shapes and colors, all beautiful:::
obi Posted September 21, 2002 Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by -=Chi3f=- *Looks again and sees Obi-wan13 in a prom dress* *turns -=Chi3f=- into a tree stump* ~.~
Kstar__2 Posted September 21, 2002 Posted September 21, 2002 now we can dance around the tree, how absolutely cool! thank you obi!
whitedragon Posted September 21, 2002 Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by obi-wan13 *turns -=Chi3f=- into a tree stump* ~.~ yaaa a tree *runs into the tree*
Dath Maximus Posted September 21, 2002 Posted September 21, 2002 am i allowed to mark my territory on this tree? ive drinken alot of apple juice
leXX Posted September 21, 2002 Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by Padanime so u really drink girly drinks eey your in deep doo doo now my friend!
gorganfloss Posted September 21, 2002 Posted September 21, 2002 *walks back into party after he hears about the -=Chi3f=- tree* *Takes a pee on the stump* Thats much better/:p
mima kake Posted September 21, 2002 Posted September 21, 2002 Hi there just thought i joined the party. was in the mood for that. Can any one fix me a yuri juice or something. Who's that guy in the dress? What's the name of the band who will play the roof off toninght? Wel if you excuse me I want to mingle:D
Lunatic Jedi Posted September 22, 2002 Posted September 22, 2002 Bounds onto the dance floor, combining Matrix-style acrobatics with dancing. *Leaps into the air* *Freezes and rotates arbitrarily* *Busts a move* Hmmm... good... but missing something... ah! *Dashes over to the turntables, and tears through a forest of vinyl discs until he finds his prize: The Matrix theme song dance mix. He flips it over onto the turntable, and lets it ride.* *The floor fills with Matrix fans, loving the funky techno beat of the Matrix.*
Darth Groovy Posted September 22, 2002 Posted September 22, 2002 *Grabs record from turntable and breaks it over Lunatic Jedi's head. Returns to pile of dusty vinyl and pulls out Saturday Night Fever soundrack. Floor mysteriously lights up and disco ball comes down from cieling. Groovy Takes off his black sith robe to reveal a white vest and trousers. EVERYBODY DISCO!* AH AH AH AH STAYIN' ALIVE, STAYIN ALIVE!!!!!!!!!
[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted September 22, 2002 Posted September 22, 2002 Originally posted by obi-wan13 *turns -=Chi3f=- into a tree stump* *Performs the Ewok Cheeky mating dance of naughtiness* Woooooo Hoooo!!!!! *Spins too fast and spontaniosly ignites" AaaaagggghhHHhhhh!!! Obi! Put me out! Put me out, or I shall never dance the forbidden dance again. Hurry before it reaches the woody!
Lunatic Jedi Posted September 22, 2002 Posted September 22, 2002 DG... you have committed the most heinous act ever toward the Matrix. Now you're in for it... *Dashes up the wall and drops on DG, pummeling him.*
Darth Groovy Posted September 22, 2002 Posted September 22, 2002 DG... you have committed the most heinous act ever toward the Matrix. Yeah, ain't it cool? Someone had to break up the monotiny of constant matrix-isms in every last thread. The matrix is cool and everything but lets stop milking it to death eh?
Lunatic Jedi Posted September 22, 2002 Posted September 22, 2002 Don't milk it? I'm milking it forever! I'm dowloading songs from the Matrix as we speak!
Darth Groovy Posted September 22, 2002 Posted September 22, 2002 "spybreak" from the propellorheads, and the dragula remix by rob zombie. good stuff.
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