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Jedi220 lands on his ass back at his house.

 

"Man, looks like I'm not usin this thing again."

 

He tosses the cell phone in a puddle of mud. After using his speeder bike retrieval system, he sees a large mushroom cloud coming from out in the swamp and a shockwave coming his way.

 

"Oh good god no."

 

Uses force speed to run to the arena and sees gorganfloss apparantly kicking sum1's ass, but there's no one there. Then Jedi220 sees the red glo around him, and he disappears. Jedi220 ignites his lightsaber and proceeds to kick spoonaniac and alien ass.

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....Topshot mistakenly put the bomb inside the batmobile. Everything is ruined, the batmobile shuts down. But somehow Dath survives.

 

"Well, what do you know? He's become, um, uh, what did he become?"

 

 

Everybody looks back at Topshot, p****d .

 

"I'm gunna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"I got nuthin against Dath."

 

As that is said, Dath comes by and stabs Jedi220 in the back.

 

After getting off the ground and using force heal, Jedi220 reconsiders.

 

"Let's kick Topshot's a**!"

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we'll lets see if i can do this...

 

Two Rocks rocks collide in the battle and ZDawg is created (evolution theo is lame eh?) Pulling out his 2 bladed Saber he Jumps headlong into the meele! swing left and right untill not a man stands around him, Wizzing around he blocks a snipershot from a tusken above on the hill top! mindtricking him he vanishing into the night.... ZDawg is gone... for now.

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....runs over to it, and takes to the skies, bombing all the little people on the ground, and putting bullets in $am's tank.

 

 

The dimension warps back to the way it was, everything becomes normal, but Jedi220 is still a radioactive killer hamster. Don't know how that happened, it just did.

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*ressurects self then spoonafanics as an army in suits, they were spoon clothes and are in legions. Agen orders them to attack everything but themselves, doing so they stamp on darkie's mac and capture him, put him in a glass bottle*

Darkie, you're a spoonafanic, you just never realised, why do you think you always felt liek there's a splinter in your brain? YOU ARE A SPOONAFANIC!!!!!

 

*spoon teleports its self and hunts down LJ, The SPOON finds LJ and ties him to the ground

*Offers, spoon replica welcome gifts to the aliens so that they can also be controlled by the spoon.*

 

*kicks the glass bottle that darky is in*

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.....and decides to nuke it and the spoonaniacs!!!!!

 

He takes a huge bite out of the giant ones, and decides to team up with Dath to save the world.

 

Dath and Topshot get their batsuits on, and get ready to kick some alien arse!

 

Darth Groovy decides he wants to rule the world, so he tries to stop them from foiling his evil alien plans!

 

 

:D :D :D :D

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*looks at himself*

 

Damn.

 

*chomps down on his regular size blaster and shoots gorganfloss in the ass*

 

U have magical powers, change me back, or I'll keep shooting ur ass!

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......but this time, you'll be stronger than ever since I nuked you. :D:D:D:D

 

The radiation exposure gives Jedi220 the ability to kill anyone he dislikes, but the ability is useless on himself or Topshot.

 

Meanwhile, on the outer edges of space, the Enterprise lands on a planet similar to Earth, but it's really Earth in a parallel universe.

:D :D

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Originally posted by Jedi220

*looks at himself*

 

Damn.

 

*chomps down on his regular size blaster and shoots gorganfloss in the ass*

 

U have magical powers, change me back, or I'll keep shooting ur ass!

 

*clenches ass and jumps around like a person shot in the ass*

*uses magic powers to make Jedi220 a cute littl puppy*:p

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