Eldritch Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Post your favorite quotes (and who said them) here. Here's one : "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems." -Homer Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 One of my favorites is from Morpheus, and it's in my sig. I don't really know why it's so cool...I guess it's because it's from the coolest character However, There are many quotes I like. Another quote i like is by Gandalf the Grey: "So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide,is, what to do with the time that is given to you." Another one I like is by Picard, talking to admiral Dougherty(who is an idiot) "How many people does it take, Admiral, before it becomes wrong? hmm? A thousand? Ten thousand? A million? How many people does it take?!?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 "may the force be with you" "appology accepted, captain <input name here>" "...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldritch Posted November 6, 2002 Author Share Posted November 6, 2002 "You may dispense with the pleasantries, commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule." -Darth Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 from my sig you can see two of my favorite quotes, but I have a few more: "I find your lack of faith disurbing." - Vader "Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds." - Bob Marley "Yo, she-bitch *click-click*, lets go." - Ash "Three things are necessary for the salvation of man: to know what he ought to believe; to know what he ought to desire; and to know what he ought to do." - Saint Thomas Aquinas, Two Precepts of Charity "Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work." - Gallagher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 This quote is something I heard one Friday evening while in college, it was by a roommate of mine.... "time is never wasted.........when you're wasted all of the time!!!!" I really like that one........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior™ Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 My favourite quotes are from "Fight Club": Our fathers were our models for God. If they bailed, what does that tell you about God? You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 'Noah gain, Jar Jar. Yousa goen tada Bosses. Yousa in big dudu this time.' -- Gungan EP1 I can't remember any others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 "Everyone has an opinion, But mine is right" - ZDawg ( i was feeling ****y i was also joking) "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them." - Mark Twain "How can I lose to such an idiot?" - A shout from chessmaster Aaron Nimzovich "Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard "The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad." - Salvador Dali "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan "It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts." - G. B. Burgin "Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." - Jimi Hendrix "When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite." - Sir Winston Churchill "The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." - Niels Bohr "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain (being homeschooled my entire life this means somthin') "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce I have alot of those on the quote script over at NRG... I cant think of any more right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 ZDawg: Yay, two danes on your list! w00t? Check my sig for quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 see sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by cjais ZDawg: Yay, two danes on your list! w00t? Eh? is that a question? ...whats a dane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 "Extended warranty! How can I lose!"- Homer Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by ZDawg Eh? is that a question? ...whats a dane? I'm a "Dane".... or dansker.... See my sig for details. Once you've found out what a Dane is, I'll tell you who the two Danes on your list are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomHelix Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 "Anyone else know the way home?"*blam!*-Homer Simpson "im going to bedate the tissues!"-George W. Bush anything from Celebrity Jeopardy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reb Starblazer Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 I've got plenty, but unfortunately, I don't know the originators of a lot of these quotes. "A classic is a book which people praise, and don't read. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done. If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet. The strongest man in the world is the man who stands alone. Despise not any man, and do not spurn anything; for there is no man who has not his hour, nor is there anything that has not its place. To know the road ahead, ask those coming back. Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil. Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things. The human brain is like a railroad freight car -- guaranteed to have a certain capacity but often running empty. It's not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts. Smile, for it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart. Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice. Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy. Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out. The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.- Joseph Stalin God gave men a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to use one at a time -- Robin Williams An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. -- Ghandi What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. and finally... Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. :D" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 One of my favourite quotes is one my friend told me: "When one person dies, its a tragedy, when a million people die, its a statistic" My other favourite is in my sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 "Well enough about what you don't do, let's here about what you do do." - Pheobe from Friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 WISE WORDS OF BRUCE LEE "Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless--like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can *flow* or it can *crash*! Be water, my friend." "When the opponent expand, I contract, When he contracts, I expand, And when there is an opportunity, I do not hit--it hits all by itself." "As long as we separate this "oneness" into two, we won't achieve realisation." "Not being tense but ready. Not thinking but not dreaming. Not being set but flexible. Liberation from the uneasy sense of confinement. It is being wholly and quietly alive, aware and alert, ready for whatever may come." "If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of". "Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do." "A good teacher protects his pupils from his own influence." "True refinement seeks simplicity." "Ideas are the beginning of all achievement." "If you want to do your duty properly, you should do just a little more than that." "A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at." "One great cause of failure is lack of concentration." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar-Eärfalas Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 "a woman may be able to fake an orgasm, but a man can fake a whole relationship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by cjais Once you've found out what a Dane is, I'll tell you who the two Danes on your list are Errr... right... its a country... ummmm... yea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by ZDawg Errr... right... its a country... ummmm... yea. Hehe... ok, right, so now you know that a "dane" is dude (or dudine) from Denmark. Ok, now, the two danes in your quote list were.... *manic drum roll* Niels Bohr & Søren Kierkegård - Voila! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 OMG *jaw drops* I feel... my brain growing O_o J/K, seriously thats cool... i didnt know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Hehehehe..... Yeah, I gotta promote Danishness as much as possible since it's such a small country.... Next thing you know, you're probably saying you don't even know where it lies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 3 of my favorite quotes all by Hannibal Lecter for "Silence of the Lambs". "A census taker once tried to test me, I ate his liver with some fava beans, and a nice chianti." "Oh and Senator just one more thing......... love your suit." "Well, I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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