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With all the ships going in and out of the atmosphere, all the speeders driving around, factories most likely making these ships and speeders, and plus the fact that it's one big city with no forests or greenery, do you think there are anti-pollution parties campagning to the senate to implement stricter clean-air laws?

 

 

 

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Originally posted by Ratmjedi

I'nm sure that there is a plant or two. They must have parks on Coruscant. Where are little kids going to play?

 

Good question... I'd say, Tyrion, that thye sure won't play in garbage cans, as I couldn't see any either.

There might be some appliances like kindergartens on Coruscant. I picture the sign at the entrance...

 

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TWI'LEK KINDERGARTEN

Open from 6am to 9pm local time.

Head director: Oola

We are sorry, but we can't accept these species:

  • Neimodians (there is no greed allowed)
  • Dugs (too unfriendly)
  • Hutts (Please apply to gangster school instead)
  • Weequay

Thanks for your understanding,

Oola

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Originally posted by ondrahosek

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TWI'LEK KINDERGARTEN

Open from 6am to 9pm local time.

Head director: Oola

We are sorry, but we can't accept these species:

  • Neimodians (there is no greed allowed)
  • Dugs (too unfriendly)
  • Hutts (Please apply to gangster school instead)
  • Weequay

Thanks for your understanding,

Oola

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That was real funny man. :rofl:

:lsduel::duel:

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Posted by ratmjedi

That was real funny man. :rofl:

 

Thanks for laughing, ratmjedi! I have more such jokes - just ask me and I might write an entrance sign for... let's say... The Senate?

 

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REPUBLIC SENATE

 

Open 26 hours daily, 1000 days yearly (using the Earth's calendar of the Millaku Route (Milky Way) galaxy).

Please clean your shoes/feet/claws before entering.

Please also be quiet, so that the voice of Mas Amedda can be heard.

To register yourself as a representative, clean your shoes/feet/claws, be quiet and prepared to show your I-AM-NOT-AN-ILLEGAL-SPECIES card.

 

Current subject: Who the heck is Darth Tyranus?

Current Chancellor: Finis Valorum

Current pollution: 27 (a Wookiee representative forgot to close the door of the toilets)

Current represented planets: Coruscant, Naboo, Hoth, Bespin, Alderaan and Nar Shadaa.

Current words of the Chancellor: Who are these Sith?

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