DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 Ok..I gotta know. Santas supposedly been around for like hundreds, if not more, of years... Wouln't his reindeer be like senior citizens now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 Spam alert. Post count ^1 Answer: No, they all live happy long lifes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted November 30, 2002 Author Share Posted November 30, 2002 Sorry, I guess it is sort of a spam thread...if you're an admin or mod and are reading this...CLOSE THIS THREAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 *cough*SPAM*cough* We know you're not a little kid, so don't post threads like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 heh, they are magical. They don't egt older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 Maybe he clones them every few years. Just a thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 How is this spam? Something that is celebrated in such an open manner is a legit topic to me............ I think it's the steroids really!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Marrakesh Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 They're immortal and eternally youthfull. I mean, Santa's been around for so long, shouldn't he be dead too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 I was just thinking... *Santa Clause doesn't exist*. ; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 They just are immortal like Santa is. BCanr2d2 that is one bad ass Avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 i think santa's a pimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 *Coughs* Santa Clause is not real. I hate to be the one to break that to ya. It's Dirty job but somebody has to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Groovy *Coughs* Santa Clause is not real. I hate to be the one to break that to ya. It's Dirty job but somebody has to do it. God no!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You sick freak!!!!!! My life is ruined... *hysterical crying* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 Everyone knows he doesent exist, its just something to amuse 6 year olds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 What?...he doesn't exist? I always thought that's how we got our presents. No, he does exist, he does... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 There is no Santa Clause. Only an Obi-clause. Dang, you should see the look on those kids faces when I tell them a guy betrayed and murdered their fathers. It ain't pretty. The reindeer however, are actually Jedi Masters. They are apart of a race known as the "RehnDea," why people say "reindeer." Anyway, thats why they have such long natural life spans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted November 30, 2002 Author Share Posted November 30, 2002 Well, Santa WAS real a long time ago...not anymore though. My opinion on the reindeer is that they secretly discovered the fountain of youth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 Santa was never real! lol He was made up by Coca Cola as an advertising campain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted November 30, 2002 Author Share Posted November 30, 2002 Originally posted by leXX Santa was never real! lol He was made up by Coca Cola as an advertising campain. What about Saint Nicholas? He was real a very long time ago. There is a story behind Santa you know. Some guy got a message from God and decided to dedicate himself to giving. So he did his thing and here we are using him as i guess you could say "Christmas Mascot":p Of course theres more to the story..but thats the basic idea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greedo626 Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 Originally posted by Flanders Everyone knows he doesent exist, its just something to amuse 6 year olds... I thought he was used to scare little kids. santa's that big guy who come to your house and make you eat dirt and then watches you shower, right?... right? oh and btw, if you guys had ever seen the reindeer christmas special you'd know that all the reindeer have little reindeer but santa's reindeer never grow old... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Yoda85 What about Saint Nicholas? He was real a very long time ago. There is a story behind Santa you know. Some guy got a message from God and decided to dedicate himself to giving. So he did his thing and here we are using him as i guess you could say "Christmas Mascot":p Of course theres more to the story..but thats the basic idea... I saw a show on Cartoon Network on that a couple years ago. He had to fight demon creature thingys with pixies and elves and crap like that. They were stealing toys and he had to get them back. He got the reindeer from some weird gnome creature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 You see,santa is rhett. But, he isnt the kind and giving santa. Oh no,he makes his indonesian elf slaves make the toys. And he has to give it to the children,or else the government wont pay him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 I thought we were talking about Santa Claus. The character of Santa Claus is copied from the life of Saint Nicholas who was real yes, but Santa Claus as we know him (red hat etc) was made up by the bods of Coca Cola in the 1930's based on the drawings of St. Nicholas by Thomas Nast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted November 30, 2002 Author Share Posted November 30, 2002 Originally posted by Tyrion You see,santa is rhett. But, he isnt the kind and giving santa. Oh no,he makes his indonesian elf slaves make the toys. And he has to give it to the children,or else the government wont pay him. LMFAO....I love the swamp cuz I can always get a good laugh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted December 1, 2002 Share Posted December 1, 2002 Originally posted by Ratmjedi They just are immortal like Santa is. BCanr2d2 that is one bad ass Avatar. Saw all the Christmas avs here, so I thought I'd join in..... Even better was that I used a badly lit shot I took of the Moose I had, and pretend it's a deer!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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