BCanr2d2 Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 I thought that we need some Swamp themed Christmas Carols: Get your creative juices flowing and post them here: Here is Tyrions The 13 Days Of Training (12 Days of Christmas): On the first day of training my master gave to me, one shiny lightsaber. On the second day of training my master gave to me,one shiny lightsaber, and two of custom made blasters. On the third day of training my master gave to me,one shiny lightsaber,two custom made blasters, and three rodian eyes. On the forth day of training my master gave to me,one shiny lightsaber,two custom made blasters, three rodian eyes, and four twilek dancers. On the fifth day of training,my master gave to me,one shiny lightsaber,two custom made blasters, three rodian eyes, four twilek dancers, and five jedi starfighters. On the sixth day of training,my master gave to me,one shiny lightsaber,two custom made blasters, three rodian eyes, four twilek dancers, five jedi starfighters, and six massassi temples. On the seventh day of training,my master gave to me,one shiny lightsaber,two custom made blasters, three rodian eyes, four twilek dancers, five jedi starfighters, six massassi temples, and seven clumsy stormtroopers. On the eight day of training,my master gave to me,one shiny lightsaber,two custom made blasters, three rodian eyes, four twilek dancers, five jedi starfighters, six massassi temples, seven clumsy stormtroopers,and eight noisy gonks. On the ninth day of training,my master gave to me, one shiny lightsaber,two custom made blasters, three rodian eyes, four twilek dancers, five jedi starfighters, six massassi temples, seven clumsy stormtroopers, eight noisy gonks, and nine jedi tonics. On the tenth day of training,my master gave to me, one shiny lightsaber,two custom made blasters, three rodian eyes, four twilek dancers, five jedi starfighters, six massassi temples, seven clumsy stormtroopers, eight noisy gonks, nine jedi tonics, and ten moldy crows. On the eleventh day of training,my master gave to me, one shiny lightsaber,two custom made blasters, three rodian eyes, four twilek dancers, five jedi starfighters, six massassi temples, seven clumsy stormtroopers, eight noisy gonks, nine jedi tonics, ten moldy crows, and eleven clone troopers. On the twelveth day of training,my master gave to me,one shiny lightsaber,two custom made blasters, three rodian eyes, four twilek dancers, five jedi starfighters, six massassi temples, seven clumsy stormtroopers, eight noisy gonks, nine jedi tonics, ten moldy crows, eleven clone troopers,and twelve galaxy guns. On the thirteenth day of training,my master gave to me,one shiny lightsaber,two custom made blasters, three rodian eyes, four twilek dancers, five jedi starfighters, six massassi temples, seven clumsy stormtroopers, eight noisy gonks, nine jedi tonics, ten moldy crows, eleven clone troopers, twelve galaxy guns, and thirteen sexy Padmes. Also my Jedi Knight (Jingle Bells): Flying through the galaxy, one so far, far away; Pulling out a lightsabre, slashing all the way; Stormie's and simple mind tricks, making escape light; Oh, what fun it is to slash and catch a baddie tonight; Jedi Knight, Jedi Knight; Jedi all the way; Looking cool with a lightsabre, slashing every day, Hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 Hmm I got one We wish you a merry swampmus! We wish you a merry swampmus! We wish you a merry swampmus and a happy new lightsaber! Good lightsabers we bring, for you and yoda the king! We wish you a merry swampmus and a happy new swamp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greedo626 Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 here's a twist on an old classic:D jingle bells Obi-Wan13 smells, Tyrion laid an egg... er... maybe not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greedo626 Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 here's a better one. Santa greedo Santa greedo, slip a blaster under the tree, for me I've been an awful good rodian Santa greedo, and hurry down the chimney tonight Santa greedo, an out-of-space YT-1300 too, light blue I'll wait up for you dear Santa greedo, and hurry down the chimney tonight Think of all the fun I've missed Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed Next year I could be oh so good If you'd check off my Christmas list Boo doo bee doo Santa greedo, I wanna landspeeder and really that's Not a lot I've been an ewok all year Santa greedo, and hurry down the chimney tonight Santa greedo, there's one thing I really do need, the deed To a spice mine Santa greedo, and hurry down the chimney tonight Santa greedo, I'm filling my stocking with a chubas, and jawa juice Sign your 'g' on the line Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Come and trim my Christmas tree With some decorations bought at Watto's I really do believe in you Let's see if you believe in me Boo doo bee doo Santa greedo, forgot to mention one little thing, a Death Star I don't mean a moon Santa greedo, and hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry down the chimney tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 chrììììììììììììììstmas, play with plastic tauntauns lovely song:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 Away in a swamp thread Away in a swamp thread No sleep for the mods. The little Gonk hater Quite soon off he nods. The threads in the forum are untouched and clean. The little swamp pixies decide to be mean. The swampies are spamming Poor Gonky awakes. They've all posted crap now. Their necks he soon breaks. I loathe thee, young members. the rules, please adibe. For if you choose not to, I'll ban your sweet hide. We're near you, young kretins. You troll and you leave. But if you come back then your jewels we shall cleave. Bless all the dear swampies, in our tender* care, Please send them to hell now, their whines we cannot bare * - term used lightly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadriss Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 Gonk - Seconded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 Nice song gonk, Heres another one! Jingle bells, the swamp smells, Yoda flew away! Then Obi went for a piss, and he surely did miss And it went right in anakins way,.... [Erm I am gonna stop it there... LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 Jingie Bells Anakin smells, Mace windu Layed an egg, Jedi Starfighter lost a sublight engine, and Count Dooku got away! OH! Anakins in the Kitchen, Mace windus in the Hall, Yoda's in the bathroom peeing on the wall! Ok, ok, more mature version of 'Twas the night befor chistmas coming when i find the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 heres a swamp carol jingle bells jingel bells ji- STFU n00b what the hell is a bob tails ring whats with this guy don always geting gay at christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 Stiiiiiicky thread clooooosed thread all are spam, all are dead. Round yon the yoinking Rhett and stick. hooooly clem so twisted and sick. post in heavenly peeeeaaaaccccceee...... pooooost in heeeaaaavenly peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 here comes santa gimli here comes santa gimli right down santa gimli lane:confused: aragorn and boromir always trying to toss him but he nocks them in the head doors are colseing children are singing all seems dark and gloomy but mabey thats because there in moria um...santa gimli comes tonite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 O Lucas Forums (O Christmas Tree) O Lucas Forums, O Lucas Forums, How steadfast are your members! Your posts are green in summer's clime And through the snows of wintertime. O Lucas Forums, O Lucas Forums, How steadfast are your members! O Lucas Forums, O Lucas Forums, What happiness befalls me When oft at joyous posting-time Your forums inspire my song and rhyme. O Lucas Forums, O Lucas Forums, What happiness befalls me O Lucas Forums, O Lucas Forums, Your threads can teach a lesson That constant faith and hope sublime Lend strength and comfort through all time. O Lucas Forums, O Lucas Forums, Your threads can teach a lesson ___________________________________________________ Lucasforums Land (Winter Wonderland) Members post, are you listening, in the forums, threads are glistening A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight, walking in Lucasforums Land. Gone away is the troller, here to stay is a new member He sings a love song, as we post along, walking in Lucasforums Land. In the Swamp we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he's a spammer He'll say: 5cr3\/\/ j00 aLL!!!1 we'll say: No man, Cuz the mods'll ban his ass when they're in town. Later on, we'll conspire, as we dream by the fire To post unafraid, the topics that we've made, walking in a Lucasforums Land. ___________________________________________________ and of course, Jingle Bells Parody Jingle Bells Boba Rhett smells GonkH8er layed an egg LucasForums crashed again and the trollers got away! Hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 not really a song but it goes with the theme of the tread Admiral Ackbar was an old Mon Calamari who only cared about money. He made Han Solo work under poor conditions. Han needed the money, as his son, Tiny Anakin, needed crutches to help him walk. Christmas was coming, too, and Tiny Anakin wanted an Age of Mythology IV holo game. But Ackbar didn’t care. He didn’t even like Christmas! “Bah! Humbug!” he said. Everyone went home to celebrate the holiday. When scrooge got home he put on his nightclothes and crawled into bed. Suddenly he heard a clanging noise. He looked up and swathe ghost of his partner, General Riken, in chains. He was afraid. “You will be visited by three ghosts,” said Riken. “Heed them well.” In the middle of the night the first ghost appeared. “I am the ghost of Christmas Past,” it said. “What the? Who are you?” Ackbar said. “I am Padme Alamedla, the Ghost of Christmas past, come with me,” she said. “Gladly hottie!” They went back in time and looked at Ackbar past Christmases. “What do you think?” Said the ghost. “I think you’re hot!” he said. “THIS IS USLESS!!!” and she teleported him back to bed. In another hour another ghost appeared. “I am Luke Skywalker, the Ghost of Christmas Present, look at Solo, you treat him like crap, what’s with that? He’s got 3 kids to take care of! And Tiny Anakin! Poor kid! Look what you’re doing to him!” He looked and was sad. They teleported back home. In another hour the final ghost arrived and took Ackbar to a gravesite, it pointed at Ackbars grave and said “I am Tsavong Lah, the Ghost of Christmas Future, this is your grave, if you don’t be good you’ll die, ah hell, the Yuuzhan Vong will kill you anyway!” And they went back home. In the morning Ackbar awoke, he went out and gave Han Solo a giant slab of Dewback Steak and a load of gifts and credits, and they lived happily ever after, then the universe blew up and they all died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 weeeeeeeeeeeeee went through a merry christmas we went through a merry christmas we went through a merry christmas and I had me two beers. Good tidies we bring, for you and your kid. If you're goin through christmas, better get you two beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 well the spammers outside are frightful but inside the swampies are delightful the spammers are trying to blow down the door let them blow let them blow let them blow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 'Tis the season to kill spammers.... falalalalalalalala Deck the forums with moderators.... falalalalalalalala So many threads, so many posts..... falalalalalalalala grab a shotgun and kill some trolls.... falalalalalalalala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Racing through the Swamp In a one seat hoversleigh O'er the marsh we romp Laughing all the way Bells on feather'd tails ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to ride and sing A Swampie song tonight! Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one seat hoversleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one seat hoversleigh! A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride And soon ole Obi and White Were seated by my side The kaadu was lean and lank Misfortune seemed his lot He panicked when he saw a snake And then we got upsot! Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one seat hoversleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one seat hover sleigh! Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one seat hoversleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one seat hoversleigh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Hmm...kinda long huh Redwing? But very impressive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 I did a 12 days of Christmas (not based on one above exept for the Danceing twe'leks) On the first day of Christmas my master gave to me Wookiee in a Wroshyr Tree On the second day of Christmas my master gave to me two Blaster Pistols and a Wookiee in a Wroshyr Tree On the third day of Christmas my master gave to me three Nek Puppies, two Blaster Pistols and a Wookiee in a Wroshyr Tree On the forth day of Christmas my master gave to me four Protocol Droids, three Nek Puppies, two Blaster Pistols and a Wookiee in a Wroshyr Tree On the fifth day of Christmas my master gave to me five As-Tro-Mechs, four Protocol Droids, three Nek Puppies, two Blaster Pistols and a Wookiee in a Wroshyr Tree On the sixth day of Christmas my master gave to me six Rancors a-eating, five As-Tro-Mechs, four Protocol Droids, three Nek Puppies, two Blaster Pistols and a Wookiee in a Wroshyr Tree On the seventh day of Christmas my master gave to me seven Jizz Wailers a-wailing, six Rancors a-eating, five As-Tro-Mechs, four Protocol Droids, three Nek Puppies, two Blaster Pistols and a Wookiee in a Wroshyr Tree On the eight day of Christmas my master gave to me eight Garmorians a-snorting, seven Jizz Wailers a-wailing, six Rancors a-eating, five As-Tro-Mechs, four Protocol Droids, three Nek Puppies, two Blaster Pistols and a Wookiee in a Wroshyr Tree On the ninth day of Christmas my master gave to me nine Kaminoians a-cloning, eight Garmorians a-snorting, seven Jizz Wailers a-wailing, six Rancors a-eating, five As-Tro-Mechs, four Protocol Droids, three Nek Puppies, two Blaster Pistols and a Wookiee in a Wroshyr Tree On the tenth day of Christmas my master gave to me ten Ithorians a-planting, nine Kaminoians a-cloning, eight Garmorians a-snorting, seven Jizz Wailers a-wailing, six Rancors a-eating, five As-Tro-Mechs, four Protocol Droids, three Nek Puppies, two Blaster Pistols and a Wookiee in a Wroshyr Tree On the eleventh day of Christmas my master gave to me eleven Dark Troopers a-shooting, ten Ithorians a-planting, nine Kaminoians a-cloning, eight Garmorians a-snorting, seven Jizz Wailers a-wailing, six Rancors a-eating, five As-Tro-Mechs, four Protocol Droids, three Nek Puppies, two Blaster Pistols and a Wookiee in a Wroshyr Tree On the twelfth day of Christmas my master gave to me twelve Twi’leks a-dancing, eleven Dark Troopers a-shooting, ten Ithorians a-planting, nine Kaminoians a-cloning, eight Garmorians a-snorting, seven Jizz Wailers a-wailing, six Rancors a-eating, five As-Tro-Mechs, four Protocol Droids, three Nek Puppies, two Blaster Pistols and a Wookiee in a Wroshyr Tree We three Jedi of Coruscant are: We three Jedi of Coruscant are Bearing lightsabers we traverse afar Planet and Moon, System and Galaxy Following yonder Sith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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