00M-187 Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Im sure everyone has thought of this before,,, what if I had the force and nice saber at my side... well I have. The first thing I would do If I had the force would be go after Bin Laden and Hussein. After I scorched Hussein with lightning and beheaded Bin Laden with my saber. I would use mind tricks on a couple of hotties... Then I would join the NBA and use force jump to dunk all over Vince Carters head. Then I would retire a rich man... What would you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Go to playboy mansion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Originally posted by Flanders Go to playboy mansion! .:werd:. seriously i would rule the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 I'd use the force to pull the damn TV remote from the other side of the room.. My previous attempts failed misserably, and yes I've even tried string... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinWalker Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 If I were to give myself over to the Darkside, I'd first take over the United States, then Britain, rest of Europe.... then whichever country didn't join my Empire right after that. If I were to remain a "good jedi," I'd keep quite, on the down-low. Do little deeds of good where I could, maybe walk casually into the badlands of Afganistan/Pakistan to bring back Bin Laden for trial (of course he would try something stupid and all I would be able to bring back is a head with a charred neck). I'd finance my trip after brief visit to Vegas..... Either way... the babes will follow SkinWalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior™ Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Without a doubt impressing the chicks with some serious force action... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ondrahosek Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 An idea from the older threads: Use Mind Trick to get into the girls' dressing room! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Originally posted by ondrahosek An idea from the older threads: Use Mind Trick to get into the girls' dressing room! Keep it in your pants. I would use it for everyday things like bringin my spoon for cereal up to my mouth without moving my arms!!! Boy am I lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Ummm - If I were a Jedi, I would have to do as laid out in the Jedi code - to guard justice and freedom in the galaxy.. or atleast in my small corner of it I would Nail Saddam Nail Al Quieda Nail Osama Nail Jake Lloyd (and bring balance to the Force in doing so) Nail George Lucas (come on - after Ep I... you try and stop me!) Make enough money on the stock market to not a have to worry about money ever again (plus buy house, do it up, car etc) Then use the money I have to advance technology enough for me to build a fully operational B-Wing to my custom design (in other words - build the White Witch and Salem) and keep the world happy. Help give Africa etc and ACTUAL chance to ACTUALLY stand on their own two feet. And most of all - wipe out the scurge of... TOWNIES! About wraps it up I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 What do you mean!? If I were a Jedi? Fool! I am a Jedi! Hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Boy Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 What would I do? I think I'll go with the Remote Control thing. And to get me an Occasional Coke. (I'm really getting attached with .:lol:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reb Starblazer Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 If I were a Jedi I'd probably do Jedi things. Mediate treaties between countries, help to establish trade and foreign aid agreements, the occasional good deed like helping old ladies across the street, force pulling people out of the way of oncoming cars, stopping robberies, and the like. That is what Jedi do after all. Not "go assassinate Saddam and Bin Laden", that would be against the Jedi code, they're only supposed to use the Force for defense after all. Now of course, if they started shooting at me, I would defend myself, but Jedi are "Keepers of the peace, not soldiers", remember? Or did you mean "If you were Force Sensitive...", as that is a whole different story Now, if I was a Dark jedi, I'd probably get Bin Laden and Hussein to join me, who better to help me take over the world after all. Then I'd kill them, and probably lots of others, once they outlived their usefulness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonces Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 I like that Controler idea Force Speed would probly do wonders for my hockey game too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teutonicknight Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 If I were a jedi, I would get lots and lots of money... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediNyt Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Id use my Force knowledge and intuition to build a star ship and fly to a galaxy far far away... Na Id first rid the planet of evil as much as I could. Then use my Force influence to start a world wide movement for peace and unity under one govt, fix the environment and advance greatly in space exploration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 DESTROY THE GALAXY uh i mean go to the playboy mansion NO DAMNIT I ALWAYS GET THIS WRONG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 I'd also erm... post on LF and errrrr.... make people drop their shopping and hats run away Devious little pranks sound fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodrodius Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 If I were a Jedi I'd go crazy like Tetsuo in Akira and start blowing **** up and knocking people over with the force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy867 Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 If I had the Force and a lightsaber? Let's just say that my name would be a household name. I'd use the force mind trick to learn of the terrorists' locations, and then anonymously tip off the Feds with a note that says From Your Friendly Globally Neighborhood Jedi. Then I'd use my Force Powers like Mind Trick so that merchants would accept anything from me as money. (waves hand) Bags of grass will do fine as payment;) plus I'd also use my force powers to tease my girlfriend, but fortunately enough for me, only my mind is allowed into the details that I'd do with her;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 I'd keep it to myself, and probably use force speed at work alot so nobody bitches about me being too slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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