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Originally posted by boinga1

most of lloyd's and h. christianson's lines sound fake...that's because in ep1, lloyd was too young for his part, and in epii, h. c. just ain't so great.

 

If you remember Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher both complained about Lucas' dialogue.

 

I think the quote was "You can write this sh!t, but you can't read it.".

 

So Jake Lloyd I'm sure would have difficulty reading cheesy lines that older actors think suck too.

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Originally posted by Axims

I really hate the lines when Padmé and Anakin are walking to their freighter to goto Naboo when Anakin says

"Oh well, we have R2 with us" then Padmé laughs.

 

That was meant to be a joke... they're both nervous, and he's trying to cheer them up... I think that one fit rather well. Just an opinion

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To make the two trilogies more connected, I think they should get James Earl Jones to do some new voice overs in the original Trilogy. For example, right when Obi Wan is killed, Vader should yell, "Yippee!" And when Han shoots the TIE that sends Vader Flying in circles, he should yell, "Now THIS is podracing!". Some more examples:

 

Imperial Officer: "Lord Vader, Skywalker's ship has been spotted aproaching Cloud City."

Vader: "WIZARD!"

 

Vader (while choking doubting Imperial): "I find your lack of faith disturbing, Slamo!"

 

You get the idea. ;)

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Any and everything that is said between Padme' and Anakin in AOTC. Bleh....just makes me want to :barf:

 

 

 

 

Padme "Must be difficult have sworn you life to the jedi, not being able to do the things you want........."

 

 

 

Anakin "Or be with the people that I love"

 

 

Ugh...:rolleyes:

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Most things said between Anakin, Padme... I feel like just doing something else when I watch those parts :indif: like:

 

"You are in my very soul tormenting me" :barf:

 

"Ani? My you´ve grown"

 

"So have you, more beatifull I mean.. for a senator I mean" (and then Padme laughs some after) :barf: :barf:

 

etc....

 

And this from ESB:

 

"Good our first catch of the day" :lol:

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Oh come on, guys, cut GL a little slack. some of the lines aren't that bad, especially in the trilogy.

 

Although i will admit that practically everything young Anikan and Jar Jar have to say is stupid. Some of the other ones are pretty bad too, but not all of them.

 

As for some of old Anikan's lines with Padme, i think he's suppposed to be like that. Think about it, he has absolutely no experience with women or romance or love.

 

Anyways, some more bad lines are:

 

"Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my heart." I actually did cringe in the theatre when i heard yoda say this because i like basically all his other lines, especially in the trilogy.

 

"I love democracy, I love the republic." Yikes. Actually, you can hear lots of politicians saying similar things, but that doesn't mean they aren't bad.

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  • 2 weeks later...

1) Every line between Anakin ( I refuse to call him "Ani", seeing as he does eventually become Darth Vader, the daddy of "GRRRR!!!" :vadar: ) and Padme.

 

2) Every irritating, infuriating little noise that is uttered from a Gungan's ugly excuse for a mouth... :snear:

 

3) "Oh, I'm quite beside myself." Every one of C-3PO's lines from inside the Droid Foundary onwards...

 

:mob:

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This has always bothered me, and I never posted of it until now. That whole scene in ROTJ on Endor when Luke tells his sister that he's her brother or whatever. That just drove me nuts for the longest time.

 

Leia: "I Know, some how I've always known."

 

 

Sorry Leia, the store might be open, but the not all of us are buying it.

 

*Reminds everyone of the scene on Hoth where she smooches Luke to make Han mad*

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The Alliance Rendevous after general Nadine asks for volunteers for the shuttle crew, Luke, Han, and Leia make it sound like they are planning a trip to Disneyland. Jeezum Crow, they are sneaking onto a remote planet to destroy a secred shield bunker, that shields the even more secret construction of a second Death Star. They could have showed just a little bit of concern or hesitance, but instead Richard Marquand decides to have a Kodak moment in the middle of some major plot developement.

 

Han: "My team's ready, I don't have a command crew for the shuttle."

 

Leia: *smiling like a dork* "General, count me in"

 

Luke: *runs in acting all happy* "I'm with you too!"

 

*The freinds embrace*

 

Pathetic......

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