Agen Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Questions from people lead to bad ends for people..... Accept? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 :ckcsaber strolls onto batllefield: Aliens!Spoonfaniacs! Aww crap. not another invasion. Time for my trusty spear and I to save the swamp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted January 1, 2003 Author Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by Agen_Terminator Questions from people lead to bad ends for people..... Accept? Not until I understand the purpose of these chips. For all I know they could be tiny bombs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Hell, I'll take the chips. Mmmmm. I love Doritos:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 *after having destroyed the guards outside the base in a bloody battle he looks around noticing half his men are dead.* *sets his sabers aside and runs inside the base with dual blasters (machine gun style) and blasts away at the aliens* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHobGoblin Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Both sides halt as they see a trail of smoke flying across the battle field. A cackle echos throughout the battlefield. The Goblin drops bombs in an attack run killing a small group of aliens. He cakles throwing bombs left and right soaring through groups of aliens. "No more will these aliens threatan the Swamp. FOR THE SWAMP!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 People watched too much of TTT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Isn't this prime material for that RPG forum recently created? Or the stories forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 *Put's on One Ring* "We shall remember this day as the day that our beloved Swamp was attacked" "Don't stop untill you can see the white's of their eyes" "My Precious will be defended valiently and this day will be remembered by all who shall live to tell about it" *Draw's Sword and put's on Armor" *Charges into battle on Horse* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted January 1, 2003 Author Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by BlackDove People watched too much of TTT Don't you remember the first Alien Invasion thread? Join the party! *Lunatic Jedi draws his longsword and wades into the fray, hacking, slashing and severing with berserk abandon. He lobs a grenade over the heads of the enemies, blowing a few aliens skyward. He whips out his plasma rifle, sets it to full auto and starts savagely laying rounds into the aliens' front line, ripping through their ranks. He lifts his hand to the long range attackers, signaling a barrage. Moments later the air is ripped by a wave of arrows and disruptor fire, cutting down the enemy's front line. He signals again, and the grenadier regiment begins launching explosive rounds into the heart of the alien swarm, tossing scores of aliens over the heads of the comrades. When the situation seems to be tipping in favor of the defenders, things go from bad to worse. The sillhouettes of hundreds of alien drophips creep ominously through the clouds and break through the cover of the fog. The grenadiers open fire. A few are shot down, but most of them land successfully to deploy their deadly cargo. Their doors burst open, spilling thousands upon thousands of aliens onto the battlefield. The reinforcements only build the aliens' morale, and they begin to fight with heightened ferocity. The defenders are pushed back toward the fortress. The aliens are now knocking on the door of the fortress. The alien ranks part to reveal a monstrous battering ram. It is obviously powerful enough to burst right through the gate. Lunatic Jedi quickly signals to the snipers, telling them to aim for the cooling tank on its right flank. Three shots are fired, tearing the cooling tank to bits. The ram begins to overheat, burst into flames, and then explodes, taking out the surrounding forces. But the problem isn't over yet. The defenders are beginning to tire, and the aliens are only becoming stronger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHobGoblin Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 TheHobGoblin walks to Luanatic Jedi "Sir, I think we shuld leave there is a abandened Mountain just 2 days from here if we leave now we can get there by 11 hours. Sir we're gonna lose this spot soon they're just leaving force after force! They'll never know we're there. We must move!" The doors still shake, the troops lay down some stand and watch the outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 *walks out of destroyed base limping* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted January 1, 2003 Author Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by TheHobGoblin TheHobGoblin walks to Luanatic Jedi "Sir, I think we shuld leave there is a abandened Mountain just 2 days from here if we leave now we can get there by 11 hours. Sir we're gonna lose this spot soon they're just leaving force after force! They'll never know we're there. We must move!" The doors still shake, the troops lay down some stand and watch the outside. "And leave the shrine to be destroyed? If we let that happen we can kiss the universe goodbye. We must stay here. If this shrine must be destroyed, we'll be able to say we died fighting for it." Lunatic Jedi signals for another volley of grenades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHobGoblin Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 We dont have to leave the shrine we can close the entrance by caving it in then at the mountain Dig a tunnel just long enough to get to it and with my glider that will be done in a few minuets. But staying here is suicide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 ckcsaber jumps into the fray, spear whirling (see avatar). One by one the aliens are caught on the end of his spear, but there's too many! Just as 5 aliens ready themsleves to charge into ckcsaber, Lunatic Jedi lobs a grenade and saves ckcsaber arse. "Lunatic!, my back is to the wall, we need more reinforcments!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 *gets confused so just starts shooting random people* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Sensing confusion in the Swamps Defenders, ckcsaber runs atop a hill and plants the Yoda's Swamp flag (visual please, Rhett). Rally to the Flag, Swampies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 *finally realizes whats going on and stops shooting random people* *runs toward flag* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted January 2, 2003 Author Share Posted January 2, 2003 Signals to the defenders to get to the flag. "GO GO GO! GET TO THE HILL!" He continues to pepper the aliens with gunfire from the battlements as the defenders retreat. When the fortress is emptied, he whips out a small detonator from his pocket, arms the bomb, and detonates it. The concussive charge planted inside the gatehouse blasts the massive wooden door, which then slides backward, plowing through a few enemies as it goes. The ceiling above the gatehouse crumbles and cuts off the aliens' only entrance to the fortress. Ironically, the crumbling gatehouse ceiling is also the floor of the battlements upon which Lunatic Jedi stands. He desperately clambers away from the floor that is falling out from beneath him. He begins to fall but manages to grab some debris that has formed a small ledge. He pulls himself up and runs for dear life as the battlement gives way. Now out of harm's way he pauses to survey the situation. The gatehouse has been destroyed and has blocked the alien's only entrance. His forces have been moved to the hill and are awaiting orders. For the time being the aliens won't be able to break into the shrine, but this will only delay them for a few hours at best. The Swampies' hopes continue to dwindle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 ckcsaber, sensing the Swampie's hope dwindling:D, decides to bring some morale to the troops. "Hey swampies! You're forgetting what we do best! Its time to unleash our secret weapons, the ancient techniques the Swampmasters of the Old have passed down from Swamp generation to Swamp generation. With these techniques we will be able to push off this wave and bring freedom to the Swamp once again! "We must Spam them with all our might! Spam them back to their alien world. "We must Flame them, and burn them to cinders for thinking they could overtake our precious swamp! "Let us go forth and crush these ugly ass ba$tards!" The Swampies roar in approval, and a renewed vigor comes across them. The fate of the Swamp just got better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 And then obi-wan13 comes in and moves the thread to the RPG section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 *arrives at destroyed gatehouse and sees Lunatic* "HEY, are you in charge here?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 *Gets in front of everyone* "Let me take care of this" *Plants sticky bomb under alien army* .... ...... *BOOM* "Score one for the swampies!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted January 2, 2003 Author Share Posted January 2, 2003 Despite the renewed vigor, the swampies are hopelessly outnumbered. It appears as though the aliens have their terrible victory in sight. Suddenly, an extraordinary thing happens. The all powerful omniprescent life-force of the spoons looks down upon the Swampies, and sends upon them bolts of lightning to each defender, and the swampies find themselves filled with superhuman strength. Lunatic Jedi decides that now is the time to vanquish these disgusting aliens ONCE AND FOR ALL! "GO! CHARGE! DRIVE THEM BACK TO THE STINKING PITS THAT THEY CRAWLED OUT OF!" The Swampies rush forward in all their furious glory, shooting, blasting and hacking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 Suddenly the swamp goes through to an intergalctic dimension warp and they find their swamp in the deserted RPG Forum. The aliens shall never find us here muhwhaha. *electricutres aliens* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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