Tyrion Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Lord of the Pings: The Spam Towers On the river (Prologue: Obi has fought the Balrog(explained if the First Lord of the Pings) and currently Tyrion is in the river boat trying to go to Mordor.Oh and Truthful is dieing in the battle with the orcs.) Tyrion: There aint no glory in an idiotic rush,there aint no glory there.... Rhett: I'm coming Mr. Tyrion! Tyrion: What the? You aint coming onto this ship! You smell and sink this old boat! * Tyrion get's bow,aims it at Rhett* Tyrion: Wait a sec..he's going into the water..hehehehe... Rhett: I aint gonna leave ya! *Rhett goes close to drowning* Tyrion: Maybe he'll give me admin abilities if I save him... *Tyrion saves Rhett* Rhett: I promised Obi,I wouldnt leave you! Tyrion: Oh Rhett...now give me admin powers damnit! Rhett: How about..no. Tyrion: Humph,cant get him off the boat now. Again on the river *Darky does a Windu on some troll named Lurtz* Darky: You're too cool with that z on the end of your name that you had to die! *Darky see's Truthful dieing* Darky: TRUTHFUL!!!! Truthful: Those..orcs..they took the wierd ones! Darky: You mean Spy and Groovy? Truthful: Excactly Darky: Well let me kiss you goodnight before you go to dream for a loooooong time. *Darky kisses Truthful on the head* LeXX: Geeze,does someone need to be impaled before they get some action around here? Jedi220: No,that hot elven lady in LeXXordel... LeXX: I WAS the hot lady in LeXXOrdel Jedi220: No wait,that wasnt you. You were warden,I think. Or something.They just named it after you because you had a higher post count than all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 I'm Sam. Sam I am. Would you like some eggs and ham? Keep it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Cool, I was Boromir, he was my favorite too. :] Perhaps you should list the cast again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaberboy Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 why wasnt i in it? I feel so insulted......sniff sniff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Keep up the good stuff!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 boy you have way too much free time. so....... who am i? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 keep it up:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Keep it coming TY, keep it coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted January 30, 2003 Author Share Posted January 30, 2003 Originally posted by Dath Maximus boy you have way too much free time. so....... who am i? I knew you were eventually gonna say that,so you arent in it. And I'll post the cast later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Tyrion how come you forgot to put me in it? Your good old friend Clemme w/Stick....*Sniff* Oh well, I think I'll survive! Keep up the good work! -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Nice work Tyrion, hope to see more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 hey wait a min ... Lord of the Pings is ©Clem inc. 2002!! WHERES MY ROYALTIES!!! (a cast list for those of us that missed the first part would help ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 and we reach new heights in spam The Swamp - Pioneers in spam technology edit: whoever deleted that post above in a vain attempt to make me look stupid UR TOO LATE I LOOK STUPID ALREADY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Originally posted by Tyrion I knew you were eventually gonna say that,so you arent in it. And I'll post the cast later. i can still feel the love man. what that meant....i dont know......*goes back to talking to female friend on MSN* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Originally posted by Dath Maximus i can still feel the love man. what that meant....i dont know......*goes back to talking to female friend on MSN* dont gloat about women talking to u! <bloody women never reply to me grumble grumble moan whinge> neway Ty i best be the Dark Lord .... or else <evil cackle supported by clash of thunder and some green lightning> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jo Posted January 31, 2003 Share Posted January 31, 2003 wes want to be gollum...or how about....Eowyn(that right?king of rohans nephew..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted January 31, 2003 Author Share Posted January 31, 2003 *puts sign up* One Theoryn needed! First person to ask,get's it. I also need a Wormgrudge guy And a Farathorn. (I decided to let you guys choose,since when I did it it caused THIS...) And the cast is..um..I'll get back to you on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted January 31, 2003 Share Posted January 31, 2003 hey, you forgot the pivital role ty who is smeagol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForceElf Posted January 31, 2003 Share Posted January 31, 2003 CAn i be Faramir? *Edit*-If there is no Haldir may i please be him.??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jo Posted January 31, 2003 Share Posted January 31, 2003 hey, max, i asked to either be smeagol/gollum or Eomund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted January 31, 2003 Share Posted January 31, 2003 Great job Ty, keep up the good work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted January 31, 2003 Share Posted January 31, 2003 I'll be whatever is open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 31, 2003 Share Posted January 31, 2003 *starts banging stick on thread* I want more! You can check out my own, "mockery" of LotR here: Legends Of The Spam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
git_sum_stuka Posted January 31, 2003 Share Posted January 31, 2003 Can i be Theoden or Theyrin whatever the guy ur talkin about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker Posted January 31, 2003 Share Posted January 31, 2003 Tyrion did you know that Tirion is an Elven City? Just thought I'd let you know... it's mentioned in LOTR... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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