Mex Posted February 16, 2003 Share Posted February 16, 2003 Hey Katarn. I was still out when you posted that. So it doesent count.. But i'm allowed back in now! *Hit's Katarn07 with Cane+2* *Hit's self with Cane+2* Katarn07 and Flanders are out for two posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 16, 2003 Author Share Posted February 16, 2003 *wakes up, gets a tetanus shot, turns on lighsaber* so it seems that you Flanders got the 100th post, well guess what, its going to be your last *Darth Zaius throws his lightsaber at Flanders, chopping his head off, and force pulls his saber back, chopping his mid section of, then temporarily turns off his lightsaber* *Darth Zaius then gets a large trash bag and puts all of Flanders body parts in it, goes to a sarlacc pit that is in the backyard, throws him in there, goes back into the cantina turns his lightsaber and waits for somebody to strike* *Flanders is dead for 1,000 posts or 1,000 years take your pick:p* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted February 16, 2003 Share Posted February 16, 2003 Originally posted by Flanders Katarn07 and Flanders are out for two posts .... Zaius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 16, 2003 Author Share Posted February 16, 2003 as Darth Homer would say D`oh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 16, 2003 Share Posted February 16, 2003 Looks to Flanders, "Shall we?" Both Katarn07 and Flanders take their cane and walkers +2 and bash Zaius over the head. Zauis is out for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartDragon Posted February 16, 2003 Share Posted February 16, 2003 swings by to pick up nova_wolf on the way to the restaurant where we're having tea tonight but gets hit on head by lightsaber while walking through the door. out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted February 16, 2003 Share Posted February 16, 2003 ARRRGGGHHH ! THATS MY G/F! *tries to think who was using a lightsaber last....* Zaius is out cold, but before that threw it at.... *wanders over to cowering form, obviously regretting harming the parntner of the man with the big angry red assed baboon* FLANDERS!!!! *detects slight smell of urine...* Oh Fury - lunch time. *Fury comes steaming over, launches himself at Flanders, burying his teeth into his nuts. He th**n p***e*d* ***** * *** ** **** * **** ** ** ------ Please do not adjust your monitor. This post has been censored for the sanity and innocence of you, the viewing public. Rest assured, normal service will be ressumed... err... *looks at scene behind him and turns back with white face and green gills* ....well - we'll get back to you! And now we return you to the main feature. *Fury is seen picking his teeth with what appears to a human metatarsel bone.* Um... Fury - I know the owner wanted to redecorate, but I don't think that was quite the shade of red he had in mind. Texture's good though Flanders is out for 8 (Teach you alien ba$tard for shooting up my ride... errr... harming my g/f) *Fury is far from satisified, and so proceeds to attack nova_wolf* ARGGHH - bloody animal trainer! NAH!.... Please do not adjust your monitor. ....get off me... No - my eyes, not my eyes.... This post has been censored for the sanity........ ....no - not there! NOT THERE! Go back to the eyes! BACK TO THE EYES.... ....and innocence of you, the viewing.... nova_wolf is out for 3 posts, aswell as most probably blind and unable to have kids. (Moral of story - animals are for life, not just for bar brawls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted February 16, 2003 Share Posted February 16, 2003 Out for 8 posts? ... ... ... *Hits everyone* Everyone is out for 8 posts exept Katarn07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 16, 2003 Author Share Posted February 16, 2003 I am sorry flanders, but you are currently dead for 8 posts, and since you are dead ( or in ghost form) you cannot inflict any kind of pain on people (with the only exception of inflicting mental pain) so you hitting us is nullified *Darth Zaius turns on his lighsaber and impales it through Katarn07`s throat and thrusts downwards, nearly splitting him in half, then and the body begins to fall down, Darth Zaius Decapitates Katarn07, and raises his lightsaber, waiting for an attacker* *Katarn07 is dead for 4 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 *Whips out copy of world's funniest joke and lays it down on the bar and goes back to playing dead* *Zaius wanders over to the bar while looking for more victims...sees the piece of paper laying there, picks it up...reads it...and immediately starts to laugh* *The laughing becomes so volitile that Zaius falls over dead* Zaius is dead for 5 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 *picks up dead bodies* *delievers them to McDonalds* *Sells them in Happy Meals* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 *Gets into Homers mind* You will eat donuts for 5 posts! 5 entire posts! Homer : MMMMM donuts Homer is out for 5 posts while being controlled by evil forces.. And eating donuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartDragon Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 looks around for nova_wolf finds him on floor, picks him up and hits him around the head for letting fury out of his cage "stupid b/f, now I have to get him back under control for my experiments" nova_wolf out for 3 trys to catch fury while avioding flying objects. Fury trys to get revenge on smartdragon for experiments. due to damage Fury inflicts on self gives up on rehabilitation and hits Fury with stileto in head (though eye socket). " drat I'll have to get a new Baboon" Fury out for 2, Smartdragon out for 4 due to fury's madness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 Katarn07 goes to bar with Darth Homer and sees the open box. *licks lips* "Mmmmmm, forbidden donut..." Reaches in and eats donut. Turns to bar patrons and yells in a Boris voice from Goldeneye, "I am invincible!!!" Takes out walker +2 and hits himself over head. "This'll teach you to kill me!" Katarn07 is out for 2 posts.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 (sighs finally!)*longest 4 post stretch I have ever sceen.* gets up and levitates into the air, floating towards ZBomber waves hand at ZBomber and says 'Sleep Now' ZBomber loses conscienciousness, then while ZBomber makes zzz's reaches into back pack and pulls out a strange syringe which I then insert between ZBombers eyes. the syringe is filled with a new and better personality cause I think ZBomber could use one. Darth Eggplant then sticks several stick pad memo thingies on Zbomber as he slumps to the floor. the sticky pads read as follows: for making a really uncalled for comment 16 posts ago lose 7 posts for not being able to realize what is aceptable, and or funny or what is in good taste in mixed crowds lose 7 posts for being 13 and acting your age 13 posts for proving once again the old stereotype ugly american lose 50 posts )one for each state you have embarrased) for being rude to a mod (you dont have to grovel but show respect) 7 posts for endangering the fun everyone is having on this post by making obvious comments that might cause a mod to shut this thread down; add the subtotal of posts lost so far and then divide by 2 and then add that new sum to total post down time. the math: 7+7+13+50+7=74 74 divided by 2 equals 37 74 plus 37 = 111posts ZBomber is down and out for 111 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 *looks up while munching donuts* DANG! That's rather harsh, Eggplant...but if you felt it necessary... Mmmmmmm...doooonuts.... *goes back to gobbling donuts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 Turns to Eggplant... Waves hand pathetically as he approches. "Hewwo." Mumbles an enchantment onto his finger and begins to do Z's trademark move. He does this for 111 times. Darth Eggplant is out for 111 posts or until he allows Z back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 *Re-asembles self* Grrr! *Punches nova_wolf and sits down in corner* Nova_wolf is out for 9 posts and Flanders is out for 3 while he sits down* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 Ohhh - trippy! Ive been so mashed up - my soul has been released...... *thinks of the possibilities* HAHAHA! *Inhabits the raging demonic form of Fury!* Now no-one shall stand before! *Nova-Wolf may be out for eight more posts, but Fury is allowed back... and so does so!* Donuts heh - try some chocolate sprikles.... *reaches to huge red babooon ass and starts to flick small chocolate sprinkle like matter on to the donuts.....* Darth Homer is sickened so much that he is out for 3 posts whilst vomiting violently upon.... HEH - THATS MY CORPSE!..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 Katarn07 takes out a toothpick, and jabs Fury with it. The primate goes nuts, kills Katarn07, but is in so much pain, he runs into the window that he thought was an exit. Katarn07 is out for 3 posts Fury is out for 5 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Eggplant (sighs finally!)*longest 4 post stretch I have ever sceen.* gets up and levitates into the air, floating towards ZBomber waves hand at ZBomber and says 'Sleep Now' ZBomber loses conscienciousness, then while ZBomber makes zzz's reaches into back pack and pulls out a strange syringe which I then insert between ZBombers eyes. the syringe is filled with a new and better personality cause I think ZBomber could use one. Darth Eggplant then sticks several stick pad memo thingies on Zbomber as he slumps to the floor. the sticky pads read as follows: for making a really uncalled for comment 16 posts ago lose 7 posts for not being able to realize what is aceptable, and or funny or what is in good taste in mixed crowds lose 7 posts for being 13 and acting your age 13 posts for proving once again the old stereotype ugly american lose 50 posts )one for each state you have embarrased) for being rude to a mod (you dont have to grovel but show respect) 7 posts for endangering the fun everyone is having on this post by making obvious comments that might cause a mod to shut this thread down; add the subtotal of posts lost so far and then divide by 2 and then add that new sum to total post down time. the math: 7+7+13+50+7=74 74 divided by 2 equals 37 74 plus 37 = 111posts ZBomber is down and out for 111 post Uh... right...... I don't know if you were joking, but if you weren't, you have problems, man. Your telling me whats acceptable? Ypu post here more than me, and this place is just a big can of spam. So, i wouldn't be talking. LeXX doesn't mind when I say that, because we are good friends. I won't make fun of someone, if I don't know them good. Even ask her. I'm sure she got a laugh out of it. A new pearsonallity? Man, you really need a life. EDIT - BTW, I'm not gonna act older than my age, Cause I have only a few years left until I have to become serious and can't take a joke or anything, Like you. People who try to act older than their age, IMO, are snobs, and they fall to easily into peer pressure. @ Groovy - WTF did I do to you? Your a mod. Your not supposed to encourage others to act like little bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Eggplant (sighs finally!)*longest 4 post stretch I have ever sceen.* gets up and levitates into the air, floating towards ZBomber waves hand at ZBomber and says 'Sleep Now' ZBomber loses conscienciousness, then while ZBomber makes zzz's reaches into back pack and pulls out a strange syringe which I then insert between ZBombers eyes. the syringe is filled with a new and better personality cause I think ZBomber could use one. Darth Eggplant then sticks several stick pad memo thingies on Zbomber as he slumps to the floor. the sticky pads read as follows: for making a really uncalled for comment 16 posts ago lose 7 posts for not being able to realize what is aceptable, and or funny or what is in good taste in mixed crowds lose 7 posts for being 13 and acting your age 13 posts for proving once again the old stereotype ugly american lose 50 posts )one for each state you have embarrased) for being rude to a mod (you dont have to grovel but show respect) 7 posts for endangering the fun everyone is having on this post by making obvious comments that might cause a mod to shut this thread down; add the subtotal of posts lost so far and then divide by 2 and then add that new sum to total post down time. the math: 7+7+13+50+7=74 74 divided by 2 equals 37 74 plus 37 = 111posts ZBomber is down and out for 111 post Thank you, this is not the first time he has let his maturity filter slip. BTW Dark City owns. Groovy elects Darth Eggplant for Congress. Takes ZBomber in bathroom and makes him gargle with soapy water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 $am runs in the bar and slips on an ice cube. $am is down for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 as soon as Katarn07 is back in action, and puts me back in action, you can be back in action ZBomber, unless you just want to go ahead and put yourself back in. since you are not one of my Darth brethern, I shall have to in future pay you little heed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 You guys know whats funny. No body has brought me back yet. I was hoping that someone was going to say the magic words on there own and bring me back but it looks like you guys forgot about me. @Darth Eggplant: It was a joke man. leXX is cool like that is probally laughing about it and the big deal that you have made about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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